Author Topic: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium, (Read 84787 times)

Sarge · « **Reply #200 on:** August 18, 2008, 07:24:48 pm »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on August 15, 2008, 09:21:08 pm

I swing a mean hammer.

Ok, Crowd Control.

Quote from: DALYMOUNT HEIGHWAY on August 16, 2008, 12:03:14 am

I work for a removals company.
I can organise moving the museum and all the trophies.
Probably by the time we move we'll need to organise at least two full size pantechnicons for the job !

Yes removals good, good.

Quote from: scouse29 on August 18, 2008, 01:06:01 pm

i can do fire alarms, public address, intruder alarms, CCTV, access control and any design work.

Ok again, big brother is watching.

bryanod · « **Reply #201 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:17:57 pm »

did ya not give me a job ya twat?

GeeFJay · « **Reply #202 on:** August 19, 2008, 05:28:39 pm »

Quote from: bryanod on August 18, 2008, 11:17:57 pm

did ya not give me a job ya twat?

same but less of the twat

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #203 on:** August 22, 2008, 01:52:28 am »

Quote from: Sarge on August 18, 2008, 07:24:48 pm

Ok, Crowd Control.

Antony · « **Reply #204 on:** October 27, 2008, 01:01:23 pm »

I'll be the stadium's resident 'COME ON LIVERPOOL DEEZ ARE SHITE' announcer at approximatly 10 minutes into every home game.

love:the:game · « **Reply #205 on:** October 27, 2008, 01:24:46 pm »

I'd like to volunteer my services for the Players Lounge Furnishings.

I make beanbags for a living - HUGE ones, and we could also have a RAWK chill-out area with these in. We do soft furnishings for a lot of events and festivals, where people want something a bit different to conventional chairs.

This is the kind of stuff I mean...

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #206 on:** October 27, 2008, 03:50:52 pm »

I'll work on the foam hand and jester hat stall!

wacko · « **Reply #207 on:** October 27, 2008, 09:47:06 pm »

I always wanted to drive a Bobcat.

Adam Pepper · « **Reply #208 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:37:27 am »

can i be something?

RedGem · « **Reply #209 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:36:52 pm »

No medical team?!

love:the:game · « **Reply #210 on:** October 28, 2008, 08:35:10 pm »

Quote from: RedGem on October 28, 2008, 05:36:52 pm

No medical team?!

How would they assist in building the Stadium?!

Martyn. · « **Reply #211 on:** October 28, 2008, 09:53:24 pm »

I'll make the bacon butties.

SallyCinnamon · « **Reply #212 on:** October 28, 2008, 09:59:48 pm »

I can sort out the Air-Con climate control so long as i am allowed to set the away dressing room at 95.

love:the:game · « **Reply #213 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:01:13 pm »

Quote from: Martyn. on October 28, 2008, 09:53:24 pm

I'll make the bacon butties.

Won't be havin' any of those friend, we're gone dang buildin' y'all a stadium worthy of the US of A! 'Bacon butties' don't really go with giant foam fingers and Texan cowboy hats. We'll be having ourselves some good ol' nachos and corn dogs, yes siree Bob. Can you fry a weiner there pal?!

RedGem · « **Reply #214 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:20:18 pm »

Quote from: love:the:game on October 28, 2008, 08:35:10 pm

How would they assist in building the Stadium?!

Not the actual building obviously but do you really think that this lot can be trusted to build a stadium without somebody getting hurt?

It would save people going to the Royal anyway so they can get back to work quicker & speed up production! There is method in my madness

liversaint · « **Reply #215 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:54:28 pm »

Quote from: RedGem on October 28, 2008, 10:20:18 pm

Not the actual building obviously but do you really think that this lot can be trusted to build a stadium without somebody getting hurt? It would save people going to the Royal anyway so they can get back to work quicker & speed up production! There is method in my madness

can i be health and safety, and completely stop the job

wz4jc3 · « **Reply #216 on:** October 30, 2008, 10:52:38 am »

Quote from: love:the:game on October 27, 2008, 01:24:46 pm

I'd like to volunteer my services for the Players Lounge Furnishings.

I make beanbags for a living - HUGE ones, and we could also have a RAWK chill-out area with these in. We do soft furnishings for a lot of events and festivals, where people want something a bit different to conventional chairs.

This is the kind of stuff I mean...

Just imagine how big the stands would have to be to fit 72,000 of these seats in.

love:the:game · « **Reply #217 on:** October 30, 2008, 12:44:33 pm »

Quote from: wz4jc3 on October 30, 2008, 10:52:38 am

Just imagine how big the stands would have to be to fit 72,000 of these seats in.

Just imagine how big my house would be if the Club ordered 72,000 of these

Jankulovski · « **Reply #218 on:** October 30, 2008, 04:00:40 pm »

Can we have one stand named "The Marek Jankulovski Stand"?

AllyouneedisRush · « **Reply #219 on:** October 30, 2008, 06:04:02 pm »

I'll design the sliding roof......

SallyCinnamon · « **Reply #220 on:** October 30, 2008, 06:11:40 pm »

Pepper can look after the long stand.

Millie · « **Reply #221 on:** October 30, 2008, 07:28:03 pm »

Quote from: SallyCinnamon on October 30, 2008, 06:11:40 pm

Pepper can look after the long stand.

Oh and I can't believe we still don't have a brickie - maybe i'll go on a course

twigsta-lfc · « **Reply #222 on:** October 30, 2008, 10:43:56 pm »

I can be - The man who pegs the player's shirts on the pegs in the dressing room!

Gareth Keenan · « **Reply #223 on:** October 30, 2008, 11:44:59 pm »

I can provide 10 sparks if required, all reds, although I have got about 6 bitters who'll send down to do a bit on the spade if the weather is a shite and our boys want to keep dry.

ashy9 · « **Reply #224 on:** October 31, 2008, 06:08:47 am »

What we have a manc patrol and a richard keyes patrol but no Bitter Patrol??!!

I'll take that job guvnor, I will bring my own taser and will highly enjoy chasing them back across the park!! Either that or round them up so they can cry their bitter tears into the reticulation and make themselves useful!

RedGirlSuzie · « **Reply #225 on:** October 31, 2008, 10:49:12 am »

HR person here!!

I will gladly take up the role of sacking the lazy bastards who don't do any work (for example parry!) and also the tits who dunk rich tea instead hob nobs in the tea made by kingjari!!!

Stretch Armstrong · « **Reply #226 on:** November 1, 2008, 10:55:56 am »

Quote from: RedGirlSuzie on October 31, 2008, 10:49:12 am

HR person here!!

I will gladly take up the role of sacking the lazy bastards who don't do any work (for example parry!) and also the tits who dunk rich tea instead hob nobs in the tea made by kingjari!!!

Well that most of us RAWKites finished

love:the:game · « **Reply #227 on:** November 1, 2008, 11:44:19 am »

Quote from: RedGirlSuzie on October 31, 2008, 10:49:12 am

HR person here!!

I will gladly take up the role of sacking the lazy bastards who don't do any work (for example parry!) and also the tits who dunk rich tea instead hob nobs in the tea made by kingjari!!!

What level of dental care can we expect?

AllyouneedisRush · « **Reply #228 on:** November 1, 2008, 09:41:03 pm »

HR women are always fun at the crimbo party......

Doc Evil · « **Reply #229 on:** November 7, 2008, 01:12:32 am »

I'll do the computer systems, particularly the ticketing systems.

(Yes there will be a back door in for RAWKites!!).

Doc Evil · « **Reply #230 on:** November 7, 2008, 01:14:17 am »

Oh and I've done a small retaining wall for a raised patio - very nice too, so I'll help out with the brickwork if yer like!!

GeeFJay · « **Reply #231 on:** November 7, 2008, 11:19:12 am »

Quote from: Doc Evil on November 7, 2008, 01:14:17 am

Oh and I've done a small retaining wall for a raised patio - very nice too, so I'll help out with the brickwork if yer like!!

how long that take ya?

GeeFJay · « **Reply #232 on:** November 7, 2008, 11:20:32 am »

Quote from: Doc Evil on November 7, 2008, 01:12:32 am

I'll do the computer systems, particularly the ticketing systems.

Quote from: Doc Evil on November 7, 2008, 01:14:17 am

I'll help out with the brickwork if yer like!!

well if you give this one a job i'm his assistant so mark me down this time!

stewo4lfc · « **Reply #233 on:** November 7, 2008, 04:51:38 pm »

I'll pump the balls up before games.

Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆ · « **Reply #234 on:** November 9, 2008, 12:06:27 pm »

Found out during the week that some of our fencing had been on site. Strangely some damages which means we get to repair and charge whoever hired it even more money.

GeeFJay · « **Reply #235 on:** November 9, 2008, 03:15:49 pm »

nobody will give me a job so i'm now Doc's bitch but i'd hold Save Me Jebus responsible

Save Me Jebus - Supplier of stolen dodgey materials.

Umbarto · « **Reply #236 on:** November 10, 2008, 03:05:00 am »

If G&H have their way, I'll volunteer to operate the "jumbotron" or play the organ and operate the spotlight when we score...

Matt Rankin · « **Reply #237 on:** November 10, 2008, 12:20:30 pm »

Im a real c*nt, I would love a TO spot.

MBL? · « **Reply #238 on:** November 11, 2008, 02:52:29 am »

Quote from: GeeFJay on November 9, 2008, 03:15:49 pm

nobody will give me a job so i'm now Doc's bitch but i'd hold Save Me Jebus responsible

Save Me Jebus - Supplier of stolen dodgey materials.

What the fuck Sarge, I didn't say anything was gonna be dodgy...

DJBrenton · « **Reply #239 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:45:55 pm »

Can I design the crinkly bits please? I think they call them fjords.