Topic: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,

[Matt S]

great work, what program do you use?

[GeeFJay]

ah ha, no one claimed cameraman, it is now mine, live coverage beamed all round the world for everyone to see no matter what time is KO and somehow free?!?!?

For references i didn't do a bad job in Milan at the fan's match!

[GeeFJay]

oh and no cunting great cameras allowed pitchside blocking my view when in the front row

only allowed monster ones in front of away support!!

[Jase]

I'll be head of Richard Keys Patrol.

'Sorry sir, you're not getting in here you hairy twat..... Yes I know who you are.'

[IrishDave]

I'll tarmac the driveway. I might need a few other lads from Ireland to do it right, mind you.

[LFC on tour]

Can i just sit on the scaffolding and make lude remarks about women walking by?

[Matt S]

Well, photoshop. I haven't actually made those renders, I have just changed them a bit. The original pics are plans of a new Swedish National Arena.

Even if I could do renders like that, I wouldn't do them for a joke of a thread.

im disappointed now. Though I did wonder why anyone would spend so much time over renders for a laugh!

[Mike_LFC]

I will be the one that you see in a number of construction pictures. ie, wearing a hard hat while pointing at something, with a set of plans in the other hand.

[James B]

I'll cut the grass every week. A good pitch is vital

[ATEAMOFCARRAGHERS]

i be in charge of bounce control!

those calves dont half take a pounding. 

[TALBERT]

I could try and get the seats rafa and the subs sit on get some of those Recardo seats that look like car seats.....

I hope our new stadium doesn't have those fucking Recardo seats Reading and co have!!!!

[Dr. Beaker]

Can I be the one who pretends to have enough money to pay for it.

[kopitekop1]

I'll supply and install all the window blinds  free of charge as long as i can play in goal 

[PhilAnderer]

I'll cut the grass every week. A good pitch is vital

I'll bag the cuttings into 1/8ths and sell them on to boost Rafa's funds.

[AMP]

You guys can do what you like but leave the design of the womens rest rooms and even the plays bathroooms alone, especially if you value  your bits and pieces.  Please not women don't like pink or peach or even pale green and most of all any shade of yellow in bathrooms, we know the importance of style in these area.

Were as it doesn't matter what the design of your restrooms are as you lot would still miss the target half the time. May be should go for large gutters and splash backs for overflow and round targets with numbers on to improve shooting practise;)

[Millie]

You guys can do what you like but leave the design of the womens rest rooms and even the plays bathroooms alone, especially if you value  your bits and pieces.  Please not women don't like pink or peach or even pale green and most of all any shade of yellow in bathrooms, we know the importance of style in these area.

Were as it doesn't matter what the design of your restrooms are as you lot would still miss the target half the time. May be should go for large gutters and splash backs for overflow and round targets with numbers on to improve shooting practise;)

just enough ladies loos would be a start - sod the decor

[OsirisMVZ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm3vsvR_zJM

I'll design 3,000 of these 'Special Comfort Away seats', activate them when you wish =]

Two for our wonderful owners, too.

[Armin]

  round targets with numbers on 

Or pictures of Old Trafford?

[Sarge]

Or pictures of Old Trafford?

I like the angle that you're coming from.

[Sarge]

So far we have,

Sarge - Palnt life, pitch.
AlanF - Architect stuff. And screws.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
El Torres - c*nt Foreman.
koolkamal - Lazy bastard.
CHOPPER - Bagsied driving the crane.
kingjari - Canteen.
1892-WELLZ  - dab hand with ikea flatpack.
TOMMO86  - Digging 
JoeK210185 - Pitch design.
Withnail - 60% discount on all building materials
alex - Painting
tball79 -  can drill a glory hole
beebster - Plumbing
oddball2514 -  help out with the painting, as long as i dont have to edge or gloss. I HATE edging and glossing gives me a headache, but a dabhand with a roller
FrenchRed - Building Surveyor (boring)
Degs - on Manc patrol
Raunchy - Carpark Attendant.
Jase - Richard Keys Patrol.
kopitekop1 -  supply and install all the window blinds  free of charge as long as he can play in goal 
ATEAMOFCARRAGHERS - in charge of bounce control!

[Sarge]

 

[Millie]

You need a brickie

[Sarge]

You need a brickie

Ahhhhh shite, any brickies knocking about?

In Fowler we trust you sure?

[nidgemo]

So far we have,

Sarge - Palnt life, pitch.
AlanF - Architect stuff. And screws.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
El Torres - c*nt Foreman.
koolkamal - Lazy bastard.
CHOPPER - Bagsied driving the crane.
kingjari - Canteen.
1892-WELLZ  - dab hand with ikea flatpack.
TOMMO86  - Digging 
JoeK210185 - Pitch design.
Withnail - 60% discount on all building materials
alex - Painting
tball79 -  can drill a glory hole
beebster - Plumbing
oddball2514 -  help out with the painting, as long as i dont have to edge or gloss. I HATE edging and glossing gives me a headache, but a dabhand with a roller
FrenchRed - Building Surveyor (boring)
Degs - on Manc patrol
Raunchy - Carpark Attendant.
Jase - Richard Keys Patrol.
kopitekop1 -  supply and install all the window blinds  free of charge as long as he can play in goal
ATEAMOFCARRAGHERS - in charge of bounce control!

throw me in for signage, directional stuff and the fancy wall displays in boardrooms, museums and that. Generally, all the design work. (though I'll be getting kit, brad, mcphisto, vandalay and dirty harry to help.)



(Best of it is, that team of 6 actually COULD do that job for the entire stadium, properly and professionally)

[capt k]

Ill have a lash at the electrical..... im a chippy but this sparky caper seems  easy....

 either that or the lightbulb changer for the floodlights.... will only be done on matchdays tho{ if i could get there } so ive a great view

[MBL?]

I'll throw my hat in and transport all materials across land, providing all (ok even most, I'll still do it) the materials are imported through Liverpool's port.

[arae]

Stadium Announcer?

'Mr Terry, you've parked in a handicapped zone. Oh, and we've found your bottle'

[Millie]

Ahhhhh shite, any brickies knocking about?

In Fowler we trust you sure?

yes i'm sure - there must be few knocking around on here surely

[JohnnyDrama]

I'll do up the change rooms. make sure the Home rooms are nice and neat and the away one's out in the park.

[Mrfabulous]

ill supply the daily sport and biscuits for the builders

[Sarge]

Not 1 jaysus brickie yet.

[Ken-Obi]

I'll help out with the network engineers once the place is ready.

Mac fanboys are advised to stay well away in fear of subnets and right-mouse buttons. Fangirls are welcomed to join us though.

[Walter Sobchak]

sarge - ill be your assistant grounskeeper.

i have the necessary experience with grass

[Sarge]

sarge - ill be your assistant grounskeeper.

i have the necessary experience with grass

Sound.

[nidgemo]

I'll help out with the network engineers once the place is ready.

Mac fanboys are advised to stay well away in fear of subnets and right-mouse buttons. Fangirls are welcomed to join us though.

We've had enough problems over the years with systems that don't work within this club.

We should keep windows completely out of the place. We'll network macs around it. Far better and more reliable.

[Roady]

Can i do the butty run? 

[FOOT]

Can I sort the foundations out?

I know where to get a load of Texan Blubber we can use - its much cheaper than concrete. 

[FOOT]

sarge - ill be your assistant grounskeeper.

i have the necessary experience with grass

And Sarge - you need any help with the white lines?

[Sarge]

So far we have,

Sarge - Palnt life, pitch.
AlanF - Architect stuff. And screws.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
El Torres - c*nt Foreman.
koolkamal - Lazy bastard.
CHOPPER - Bagsied driving the crane.
kingjari - Canteen.
1892-WELLZ  - dab hand with ikea flatpack.
TOMMO86  - Digging 
JoeK210185 - Pitch design.
Withnail - 60% discount on all building materials
alex - Painting
tball79 -  can drill a glory hole
beebster - Plumbing
oddball2514 -  help out with the painting, as long as i dont have to edge or gloss. I HATE edging and glossing gives me a headache, but a dabhand with a roller
FrenchRed - Building Surveyor (boring)
Degs - on Manc patrol
Raunchy - Carpark Attendant.
Jase - Richard Keys Patrol.
kopitekop1 -  supply and install all the window blinds  free of charge as long as he can play in goal
ATEAMOFCARRAGHERS - in charge of bounce control!
Ken-obi - network engineering
Mrfabulous - Go-For
JohnnyDrama - RAWK's very own Laurence Llewelyn Bowen.
arae - Stadium Announcer
Save Me Jebus - Supplier of stolen dodgey materials.
capt k - Sparks.
FOOT - White line inspector.
Roady - Sandwick maker.
nidgemo - Sinage.
Walter Sobchak - assistant grounskeeper.

[GeeFJay]

ah ha, no one claimed cameraman, it is now mine, live coverage beamed all round the world for everyone to see no matter what time is KO and somehow free?!?!?

For references i didn't do a bad job in Milan at the fan's match!

oh and no cunting great cameras allowed pitchside blocking my view when in the front row

only allowed monster ones in front of away support!!

Hey sarge you missed me!!!!