Topic: General Everton Discussion Thread #theygothegame

[Brian Blessed]

Two letters away from perfection, John.

[Crosby Nick]

Two letters away from perfection, John.

CL

The same two letters away from perfection as Everton funnily enough.

[Kansti]

Brilliant. 

[Kopenhagen]

Tony Hibbert is going to be given a new contract as well ......this season just gets better 

 

[Malaysian Kopite]

That's nothing, you get shit on the pitch once a fortnight there. *trumpet solo*

There's three of them. Will they go Wee Wee Wee all the way home?

[Red Beret]

I could imagine a bitter paraphrasing Shankly along the lines of: "If Liverpool were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd lob coins at them."

[Motty]

That's nothing, you get shit on the pitch once a fortnight there. *trumpet solo*

There's three of them. Will they go Wee Wee Wee all the way home?

very good.

[Mad Max]

GOT's under maintenance till tomorrow.

[OldBloke]

GOT's under maintenance till tomorrow.

Their Sinclair Spectrum needs a new cassette.

[Six Beardy]

Their Sinclair Spectrum needs a new cassette.

The last one was probably just on loan.

[Big Red Richie]

The last one was probably just on loan.

From Walton library.

[Mouth]

From Walton library.

As if any of them have ever been in a library!

[Brian Blessed]

As if any of them have ever been in a library!

Someone has to clean the floors.

[Six Beardy]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2014/02/14/4619041/liverpools-title-surge-good-for-the-city-everton-boss

Oof they are going to slaughter him for that one. 

[rickardinho1]

Now that's just taking the piss. 

As an Asian glory hunter, why would you choose Everton of all teams? Makes no sense

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

As an Asian glory hunter, why would you choose Everton of all teams? Makes no sense

And, saving up for ages to come and watch the Bitters.......and picking a game against Crystal Palace? It's not as if it's hard to get a ticket for Woodison.

[Welshred]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2014/02/14/4619041/liverpools-title-surge-good-for-the-city-everton-boss

Oof they are going to slaughter him for that one. 

Nah they're going to concentrate on the last line! "WELL IN DER BOBBY LAD TELLING THEM RS ABOUT HOW THERE JUST A LONG BALL HOOFBALL TEAM WHO SCORE FROM SET PIECES. NICE ONE LAD!"

[timmyonions]

This thread is gold

[Six Beardy]

Nah they're going to concentrate on the last line! "WELL IN DER BOBBY LAD TELLING THEM RS ABOUT HOW THERE JUST A LONG BALL HOOFBALL TEAM WHO SCORE FROM SET PIECES. NICE ONE LAD!"

 



http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1392410639.html

'If that's true I'll execute him myself with a blunt dildo'   

[Brian Blessed]

As an Asian glory hunter, why would you choose Everton of all teams? Makes no sense

Thirty years. He started when they were European Champions elect.

[Mouth]

Thirty years. He started when they were European Champions elect.

You get less time in prison for murder.

Imagine, living for years on end in a brutal dehumanising environment, with no hope of it ever ending. Years of unending, sickening mental torture. Or he could of been in prison.

[indlfc]

It's a little bit disturbing. It effectively means they don't actually fully support the club they waste so much of their time and energy on.

Give the same option to us with say United winning the league and us finishing 2nd, I'll take the finishing 2nd every time, as would I suspect about 99.9% of our fan base.

Bitter beyond belief and all common sense

But that 0.01% of our fan base equals Everton's fan base. So we are equal in terms of bitterness.

[Something Awful]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1392410639.html

'If that's true I'll execute him myself with a blunt dildo' 

I'm interested in seeing a sharp dildo. Seems like a brave idea.

[thelinnen]

GOT's under maintenance till tomorrow.

Maybe they'll find the time to update the league table to show that they're eight points behind us.

[Mad Max]

Maybe they'll find the time to update the league table to show that they're eight points behind us.

There is no league table on there now.

[thelinnen]

There is no league table on there now.

Nope it's back up, they're still 5 points behind 

[Mad Max]

Nope it's back up, they're still 5 points behind 

I'm on there now, can't see no league table.

[thelinnen]

I'm on there now, can't see no league table.

I can, it's on the right.

[JimmysHammer]

I'm interested in seeing a sharp dildo. Seems like a brave idea.

If only i Had the ability to photoshop Greame Sharpes Face on the tip of a Dildo!

Ah well

[Mad Max]

I can, it's on the right.

Just found it, we only have 50 points.

[Durlmints]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1392410639.html

'If that's true I'll execute him myself with a blunt dildo' 

The bitterness is strong in that thread.

[Mad Max]

Plenty of tickets left for their Fa Cup match tomorrow.

[Motty]

Nope it's back up, they're still 5 points behind 

Haha how can they have the site under maintenance and not update the table.

That one act shows how sad they really are ,I mean these are grown men who are in charge of a major website and they can't even bring themselves to change the league table when we have a better result than them, it's a fucking laughably pathetic to do ,something a spoilt child would do.

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

There's a "banter" page on Facebook called YNFA - You're Not Famous Anymore. Ran by a blue, and some of the admins are United fans, I believe.

They had a field day when that Rodgers with the transexual rumour broke, posting loads of "funny" pictures. Today, somebody liked a post from there in my timeline, a mock news article with a picture of Rodgers pulling a shocked/surprised face, accompanied by text saying something like "rapist shocked to discover his victim has HIV", with the article amended/photoshopped to suggest that Rodgers was the rapist.

There's banter, but that's fucking horrible. Taking it way too far. Bitter fuckers.

[CHOPPER]

Thirty years. He started when they were European Champions elect.

He love them long time

[CHOPPER]

There's a "banter" page on Facebook called YNFA - You're Not Famous Anymore. Ran by a blue, and some of the admins are United fans, I believe.

They had a field day when that Rodgers with the transexual rumour broke, posting loads of "funny" pictures. Today, somebody liked a post from there in my timeline, a mock news article with a picture of Rodgers pulling a shocked/surprised face, accompanied by text saying something like "rapist shocked to discover his victim has HIV", with the article amended/photoshopped to suggest that Rodgers was the rapist.

There's banter, but that's fucking horrible. Taking it way too far. Bitter fuckers.

Just wait till the Ross Barkley coke habit story breaks.

[00jebus]

Just wait till the Ross Barkley coke habit story breaks.

If a red somewhere has proof of that, then its probably better to sit on it for a while.... till the time is right, say, when he is sorting out a move (and thus lowering the fee Everton would get) or, when they use him as the centrepeice of a big marketing campaign showing the next wave of Everton...
 
Not suggesting anyone do this if they do have proof, just, thinking whilst typing.... 

[Big Red Richie]

Plenty of tickets left for their Fa Cup match tomorrow.

Arr. Come on, be fair mate.

Thats a hell of a walk to expect supporters to make in bad weather, and near blizzard like conditions.

I mean.  County Road to Gwladis Street is one hell of a hike, physically, mentally, and emotionally, when you're suffering with bittersdepressionitis.


ifithadn'tbeenferthebittersdepressionitis.

[only6times]

Plenty of tickets left for their Fa Cup match tomorrow.

A derby game too.

[Mouth]

Just wait till the Ross Barkley coke habit story breaks.

I thought Pepsi was the choice of the new generation?