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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10240 on: February 12, 2014, 07:12:42 pm »
They have put it down to the bad weather but, we all know the real reason is because they've only sold 284 tickets. ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10241 on: February 12, 2014, 07:13:15 pm »
I knew the bitters were lightweight, but surely there's no fear of them blowing away.

Maybe they think Woodison might blow away like the house in the Wizard of Oz or something.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10242 on: February 12, 2014, 07:13:29 pm »
Heard a rumour that Woodison got blown away due to the wood not being strong enough to hold it down. This true?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10243 on: February 12, 2014, 07:13:33 pm »
Awwwwww.  I was looking forward to the t shirt cannon and kiss cam highlights.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10244 on: February 12, 2014, 07:13:48 pm »
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10245 on: February 12, 2014, 07:23:05 pm »
Awwwwww.  I was looking forward to the t shirt cannon and kiss cam highlights.

It's so sad, all those puckered up lips thwarted by the weather.  :'( Then again maybe it's just the match that's off and the main event still goes ahead ?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10246 on: February 12, 2014, 07:24:08 pm »
I'll huff and I'll puff.......

Ah shame tho, my cousin has gone all the way up from London for nothing, not much change there then.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10247 on: February 12, 2014, 07:25:53 pm »
Buys 'em a bit more time to sell dem tickets I guess. lol.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10248 on: February 12, 2014, 07:29:11 pm »
Goodison, now with sunroof.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10250 on: February 12, 2014, 07:33:56 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10251 on: February 12, 2014, 07:34:36 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha

:lmao that is gold!!

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10252 on: February 12, 2014, 07:35:31 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha
Ah, I hope they show him round the trophy room instead ......... oh wait .....

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10253 on: February 12, 2014, 07:35:43 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha
He'll thank them later, lucky escape.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10254 on: February 12, 2014, 07:35:45 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha

I actually feel bad for him  :(

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10255 on: February 12, 2014, 07:36:03 pm »
Ah, I hope they show him round the trophy room instead ......... oh wait .....
The wind whistling around that is even worse.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10256 on: February 12, 2014, 07:37:42 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha
I'm sure someone on County Road will put him up and show him a good time.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10257 on: February 12, 2014, 07:38:32 pm »
Hahaha!

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10258 on: February 12, 2014, 07:38:47 pm »
The wind whistling around that is even worse.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10259 on: February 12, 2014, 07:39:11 pm »
#IfItHadntBeenForTheWind
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10260 on: February 12, 2014, 07:39:24 pm »
I feel sorry for him but I can't help laughing.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10261 on: February 12, 2014, 07:39:44 pm »
Stop laughing. It could have been really serious.





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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10262 on: February 12, 2014, 07:41:56 pm »
I actually feel bad for him  :(

He probably only came for the kisscam, free yoyos and lollipops. I'm sure they'll sort him out

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10264 on: February 12, 2014, 07:45:25 pm »
Poor Malaysian guy. That is quite funny though.


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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10265 on: February 12, 2014, 08:28:10 pm »


at least he isnt going back empty handed

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10266 on: February 12, 2014, 08:55:30 pm »
That's a nice gesture by the club. Fair play.



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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10267 on: February 12, 2014, 09:57:12 pm »
There's a fella who has traveled from Malaysia to watch the blues for the 1st time in 30 years and its called off haha
is that the Malaysia on Scotty road?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10268 on: February 12, 2014, 09:58:23 pm »
Alright lids.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10269 on: February 12, 2014, 09:58:42 pm »
Bet they're fucking gutted right now.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10270 on: February 12, 2014, 10:02:04 pm »
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10271 on: February 12, 2014, 10:05:40 pm »
Fucking red shite.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10272 on: February 12, 2014, 10:06:19 pm »
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Points off fourth.

I`m sure these ball bags were singing "Were gonna win the league" earlier in the season.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10273 on: February 12, 2014, 10:07:22 pm »
Arf.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10274 on: February 12, 2014, 10:16:04 pm »
Just been for a walk after the match. Few unhappy faces coming out of the boozers

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10275 on: February 12, 2014, 10:19:49 pm »
Picture just in of wind damage to Goodison

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10276 on: February 12, 2014, 10:20:06 pm »

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10277 on: February 12, 2014, 10:20:45 pm »
That's a nice gesture by the club. Fair play.




aye, fair play to them for that

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10278 on: February 12, 2014, 10:26:21 pm »
Grand old team:

'We beat Chelsea and help the rs close the gap on the title chase, great stuff.'

Reply from another poster : 'I really don't think we'll beat Chelsea to be honest. Might get a draw, though even that will help them. FFS'

Hehehe. This is so good.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10279 on: February 12, 2014, 10:29:04 pm »
This twats hurting:


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