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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #120 on: April 24, 2024, 09:20:50 pm »
Free header really
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #121 on: April 24, 2024, 09:21:06 pm »
They’ve won every ball into our box from a dead ball. Shocking stuff
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #122 on: April 24, 2024, 09:21:51 pm »
Change coming

Elliot first
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #123 on: April 24, 2024, 09:22:41 pm »
Is anyone in our defence actually bothered tonight? Trent before just allowed them to run past him, Konate has been awful all night. He may as well make a load of changes now. What difference does it make  now?
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #124 on: April 24, 2024, 09:22:41 pm »
We’re doing that passing sideways thing again. There’s no movement ahead though
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #125 on: April 24, 2024, 09:22:58 pm »
We've not really deserved anything at all
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #126 on: April 24, 2024, 09:23:21 pm »
Over to Jill
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #127 on: April 24, 2024, 09:23:39 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #128 on: April 24, 2024, 09:24:30 pm »
61 Corner headed down by Virgil but Pickford takes it
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #129 on: April 24, 2024, 09:25:26 pm »
62 Here come the subs Endo, Quansah & Elliott. Konate, Jones & Dom off
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #130 on: April 24, 2024, 09:26:30 pm »
63 Endo gives it away on the edge of our box. Robbo blocks the shot for a corner
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #131 on: April 24, 2024, 09:26:42 pm »
We've not really deserved anything at all
Everton are a truly woeful side. No way the other two contenders find themselves in this situation. Feel for Jurgen here, it’s not often during his time here the players have let him down but this is absolutely shite.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #132 on: April 24, 2024, 09:27:31 pm »
64 initially cleared but crossed back in and Trent puts it behind. We still haven’t won a header in our box tonight until now Trent puts it behind again
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #133 on: April 24, 2024, 09:27:43 pm »
Everton are a truly woeful side. No way the other two contenders find themselves in this situation. Feel for Jurgen here, it’s not often during his time here the players have let him down but this is absolutely shite.
both City and Arsenal would be battering them for sure, we look bereft of any ideas
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #134 on: April 24, 2024, 09:28:49 pm »
65 They win the first header and the second but it’s wide. Awful
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #135 on: April 24, 2024, 09:29:24 pm »
9 corners I think we’ve had


They’ve had 3 and scored
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #136 on: April 24, 2024, 09:30:01 pm »
66 great play from Elliott and Trent. Mo does well initially but it’s a corner
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #137 on: April 24, 2024, 09:30:48 pm »
both City and Arsenal would be battering them for sure, we look bereft of any ideas
Yep, a defence as leaky as ours can never win titles.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #138 on: April 24, 2024, 09:30:53 pm »
67 Virgil wins the header but it’s away. Trent now crosses but Pickford punches away. We have them pinned in
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #139 on: April 24, 2024, 09:31:35 pm »
FFS
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #140 on: April 24, 2024, 09:31:48 pm »
68 Diaz with a great run. Diaz hits the post. Now we have a corner
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #141 on: April 24, 2024, 09:31:59 pm »
Feel for Diaz, he’s been the shining light. Hasn’t given up
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #142 on: April 24, 2024, 09:32:31 pm »
Think Elliot is our motm already
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #143 on: April 24, 2024, 09:32:43 pm »
Feel for Diaz, he’s been the shining light. Hasn’t given up

He's the one whose at least given his all.
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #144 on: April 24, 2024, 09:32:46 pm »
69 so many chances eventually ends in Pickfords hands from a Robbo cross
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #145 on: April 24, 2024, 09:32:50 pm »
Christ! Off the post.

Outside of everything else we have had zero good luck.


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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #146 on: April 24, 2024, 09:33:35 pm »
He's the one whose at least given his all.
Yeah, hasn’t stopped
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #147 on: April 24, 2024, 09:33:58 pm »
71 Finally a bit of a lull are we done?
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #148 on: April 24, 2024, 09:34:23 pm »
Feel for Diaz, he’s been the shining light. Hasn’t given up
he's been out best player by a mile
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #149 on: April 24, 2024, 09:35:02 pm »
71 Diaz brilliant again, twice gets in down the left but Robbo gets it wrong and it’s a GK
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #150 on: April 24, 2024, 09:36:36 pm »
73 Elliott crosses but it comes off Robbo last for a GK
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #151 on: April 24, 2024, 09:36:58 pm »
Diaz deserves a goal at least for all his work.
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #152 on: April 24, 2024, 09:37:33 pm »
74 [Eveton subs so may as well hand over to Sir Bob/b]
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #153 on: April 24, 2024, 09:37:34 pm »
he's been out best player by a mile
Absolutely. The timing of the Jota injury and the Gakpo news is typical of our season in recent weeks. That front 3 on Sunday looked sharp, tonight has been crap with the exception of Diaz
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #154 on: April 24, 2024, 09:38:15 pm »
Absolutely. The timing of the Jota injury and the Gakpo news is typical of our season in recent weeks. That front 3 on Sunday looked sharp, tonight has been crap with the exception of Diaz

Yep, that would have been the best three to start off with.
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #155 on: April 24, 2024, 09:41:16 pm »
Sir Bob are you there?
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2024, 09:42:11 pm »
78 Free kick for a foul by Doucoure. We play it short and try and probe an opening. Ball falls to Salah in the box and he blazes miles high into the stands. BS break and there’s a header wide at the back post
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« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2024, 09:42:36 pm »
78 Free kick for a foul by Doucoure. We play it short and try and probe an opening. Ball falls to Salah in the box and he blazes miles high into the stands. BS break and there’s a header wide at the back post

My god we got another free kick.
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2024, 09:43:13 pm »
Sir Bob are you there?
Sorry mate. Just texting a BS. He wants a third. Told him we could be playing in a week and wouldn’t score 2, so not to worry.
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Re: PL: Eve 2 vs 0 Liverpool Bran 27’ Lewin 58’
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2024, 09:43:27 pm »
two defenders about to come on - I dont like how this looks.
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