Author Topic: Things that wind you up irrationally... (Read 519862 times)

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #6200 on:** December 9, 2011, 11:34:44 pm »

He puts me in mind of a young Grifter. Exceptional.

Eileen · « **Reply #6201 on:** December 9, 2011, 11:46:31 pm »

People who think constantly correcting spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet makes them smart. Like if someone keeps making the same mistake just tell them, yeah sure. But I seriously think the people who do it all the time actually have a lower IQ than the average and are trying to compensate by correcting small errors on the internet. I'm not even joking, that's what I think. If there are any psychologists reading this right now, I swear to god, if you steal my hypothesis and research this I'll fucking kill you

Gobias Industries · « **Reply #6202 on:** December 9, 2011, 11:48:47 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on December 9, 2011, 11:46:31 pm

People who think constantly correcting spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet makes them smart. Like if someone keeps making the same mistake just tell them, yeah sure. But I seriously think the people who do it all the time actually have a lower IQ than the average and are trying to compensate by correcting small errors on the internet. I'm not even joking, that's what I think. If there are any psychologists reading this right now, I swear to god, if you steal my hypothesis and research this I'll fucking kill you

Also just noticed the fucking sig

damian · « **Reply #6203 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:43:15 am »

Gullible idiots on facebook who post every stupid scam they come across. Just seen one that has wound me up more than it maybe should have (or maybe not).

Basically it shows a pic of some kid lying in a hospital bed with loads of wires etc. attached, obviously very poorly. Underneath it says "this boy can get a heart transplant for free if he gets 100 shares". So, let me get this straight, this kid is dying and in desperate need of a transplant to save his life. The doctors say they will save his life, but only on the condition he can get 100 shares on facebook? And people believe this?

Another one is the "ancient" chinese thingy-me-jig (can't think of the word) that says if you post this message on facebook you will come into loads of money. I know facebook has been out for a few years now but "ancient"?? Did they really use facebook hundreds of years ago in china?

Red Scouse · « **Reply #6204 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:40:39 am »

Tories - gobshites the lot of them.

AriGold · « **Reply #6205 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:22:42 am »

Not being able to sleep.

CorKopite · « **Reply #6206 on:** December 10, 2011, 03:34:30 am »

Working in a busy restaurant. Work in a restaurant for 3 years and you will soon realise how many assholes there are on planet earth. I actually felt like blowing the place up with some of the absoloutely inconsiderate self obsessed correct no matter what arrogant slimey boring dull moaning fake two faced fucking gimps that were in there tonight. Raging. Work again tomorrow night though, yippee.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #6207 on:** December 10, 2011, 04:41:08 am »

Quote from: CorKopite on December 10, 2011, 03:34:30 am

Working in a busy restaurant. Work in a restaurant for 3 years and you will soon realise how many assholes there are on planet earth. I actually felt like blowing the place up with some of the absoloutely inconsiderate self obsessed correct no matter what arrogant slimey boring dull moaning fake two faced fucking gimps that were in there tonight. Raging. Work again tomorrow night though, yippee.

agreed, i did silver service in a posh golf manor house and the amount of posh uptight inpolite pretentious twats you'd have to serve was unbelievable, thats why whenever im being served i always make sure im smily, polite and grateful it really does make a difference

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #6208 on:** December 10, 2011, 05:33:25 am »

Quote from: Eileen on December 9, 2011, 11:46:31 pm

People who think constantly correcting spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet makes them smart. Like if someone keeps making the same mistake just tell them, yeah sure. But I seriously think the people who do it all the time actually have a lower IQ than the average and are trying to compensate by correcting small errors on the internet. I'm not even joking, that's what I think. If there are any psychologists reading this right now, I swear to god, if you steal my hypothesis and research this I'll fucking kill you

"God" is a noun and therefore requires a capital "G".

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #6209 on:** December 10, 2011, 06:35:47 am »

My twat of a neighbour who cannot put the fucking volume down at 2 am in the morning.

stevedo · « **Reply #6210 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:34:20 am »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on December 10, 2011, 06:35:47 am

My twat of a neighbour who cannot put the fucking volume down at 2 am in the morning.

Time to put the neighbour down then.

keithcun · « **Reply #6211 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:45:08 am »

Quote from: Chinbits on December 9, 2011, 01:55:32 pm

Secret Santa at work. Rubbish. I just got a tiny table tennis bat and ball.

Bet you work with women, a bollocks of an idea is that.

Learpholl · « **Reply #6212 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:59:02 am »

Quote from: LiverLuke on December 10, 2011, 04:41:08 am

agreed, i did silver service in a posh golf manor house and the amount of posh uptight inpolite pretentious twats you'd have to serve was unbelievable, thats why whenever im being served i always make sure im smily, polite and grateful it really does make a difference

I think everyone should have to work at least 2 months in customer service during their life time, preferably early on like late teens. Just so they can realise how little things like smiling, having your money ready and generally not being an arsehole really makes a difference to the person that is working in the shop/restaurant/pub. Whenever I go to a the shop I always have money ready, is it too much to ask that when someone is buying a bottle of water that is €1.90 (rip off yes) that they know is €1.90, can they not have €2 or whatever on them instead of reaching into their purse within a handbag within a bag, especially when they've been queuing for 5 minutes.

I just hate the general public...

sammyboy · « **Reply #6213 on:** December 10, 2011, 11:20:56 am »

Quote from: Learpholl on December 10, 2011, 09:59:02 am

Whenever I go to a the shop I always have money ready, is it too much to ask that when someone is buying a bottle of water that is €1.90 (rip off yes) that they know is €1.90, can they not have €2 or whatever on them instead of reaching into their purse within a handbag within a bag, especially when they've been queuing for 5 minutes.

This. Winds me RIGHT up!

-Willo- · « **Reply #6214 on:** December 10, 2011, 11:30:30 am »

Quote from: sammyboy on December 10, 2011, 11:20:56 am

This. Winds me RIGHT up!

The bus is the worst, people get on THEN decide to look for their bus fare or if its an older person their bus pass, fuck sake if you see the bus coming get it then, or have it out already and throw it in another pocket separate from everything else!

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #6215 on:** December 10, 2011, 11:38:14 am »

Quote from: Gobias Industries on December 9, 2011, 11:27:32 pm

Star Trek, well for fuck sake there's the odd good episode, but let it fucking go. If you can speak Klingon just take your own life. It's too late for you. You can't unlearn that shit....

petaQ SoH!

Eileen · « **Reply #6216 on:** December 10, 2011, 11:56:20 am »

Quote from: Matt8pie on December 10, 2011, 05:33:25 am

"God" is a noun and therefore requires a capital "G".

CorKopite · « **Reply #6217 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:11:39 pm »

Quote from: LiverLuke on December 10, 2011, 04:41:08 am

agreed, i did silver service in a posh golf manor house and the amount of posh uptight inpolite pretentious twats you'd have to serve was unbelievable, thats why whenever im being served i always make sure im smily, polite and grateful it really does make a difference

Yup, it really is degrading when you have asshole after asshole customer. Its like a breath of fresh air when you get a decent smily person who says thank you then but that was a like finding a needle in a haystack last night, there was an absoloute swam of muppets. I actually heard some girl at a table last night talking about a nightclub saying "its great because there is a pretty big VIP area so you're kept away from all the plebs for the night" to which she then looked at me and the other girl serving the table with me, grinned and then looked back to her friends who all also started laughing. Should of poured the soup over her snobby head.

-Willo- · « **Reply #6218 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:16:44 pm »

Quote from: CorKopite on December 10, 2011, 12:11:39 pm

Yup, it really is degrading when you have asshole after asshole customer. Its like a breath of fresh air when you get a decent smily person who says thank you then but that was a like finding a needle in a haystack last night, there was an absoloute swam of muppets. I actually heard some girl at a table last night talking about a nightclub saying "its great because there is a pretty big VIP area so you're kept away from all the plebs for the night" to which she then looked at me and the other girl serving the table with me, grinned and then looked back to her friends who all also started laughing. Should of poured the soup over her snobby head.

Should of said it's good you'll be in the VIP area because least these 'plebs' are away from your ugly, smug grid, note, call her ugly even if she's the sexiest bastard you've ever seen just to see her self esteem shatter in 100 before your very eyes

Snail · « **Reply #6219 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:22:48 pm »

Quote from: Gobias Industries on December 9, 2011, 11:27:32 pm

CorKopite · « **Reply #6220 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:24:40 pm »

Quote from: =Casper= on December 10, 2011, 12:16:44 pm

Should of said it's good you'll be in the VIP area because least these 'plebs' are away from your ugly, smug grid, note, call her ugly even if she's the sexiest bastard you've ever seen just to see her self esteem shatter in 100 before your very eyes

There is so many things you want to say/do at that point but I always just smile and don't say anything. Can't afford to lose my job.

I'm already planning my last day in there though, when it comes, any snobby person who decides to be a c*nt that night is going to get a serious earfull.

Learpholl's idea of every one having to work 2 months in customer service at some point in their life is not a bad one in my opinion. Might show a few people how difficult some of these jobs they look down at are and how some of the stupid little things they do/say don't make it easier. Hopefully tonight will be better anyway, not holding my breath though. Merry fucking Christmas.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #6221 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:34:34 pm »

Can relate with CorKopite.

Work for a healthcare company and most of our patients are elderly however I've always been polite and even had customers calling up to tell the management I've been a great help to the customer. Most of them are perfectly sound yet sometimes you get some old twat walk in like they've got the sun shining out of their arse and expecting me to fucking grovel!

Said Hi to one lady the other day and she turned around and just went "Get me my order now boy, names *****" which pissed me right off and another time there was a fella come in who had a fucking go at me because the manufacturer we used had stopped making a product he wanted! As if it was under my fucking control the absoloute tit. What he failed to realise was that I offered him a cheaper (yet much better) alternative and would have saved him shitloads yet he dickhead just stormed out so more fool him the old c*nt.

Phil M · « **Reply #6222 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:40:26 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on December 9, 2011, 11:46:31 pm

People who think constantly correcting spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet makes them smart. Like if someone keeps making the same mistake just tell them, yeah sure. But I seriously think the people who do it all the time actually have a lower IQ than the average and are trying to compensate by correcting small errors on the internet. I'm not even joking, that's what I think. If there are any psychologists reading this right now, I swear to god, if you steal my hypothesis and research this I'll fucking kill you

You've put a smiley face instead of a full stop at the end of your paragraph.

Cruiser · « **Reply #6223 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:01:55 pm »

Fuckin slow bastards at the supermarket check out taking forever to pay. How difficult is it to put your card in the slot and punch your pin in or take some cash out?!

Jimmy Two Times · « **Reply #6224 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:38:16 pm »

Slow fucking internet.

On a 3G connection with full signal bars. 120Kbps. FUMING.

It's not always like this - I usually get 3Mbps comfortably - but 120Kbps? FUCK THIS SHIT. Can't stream the QPR game now because of this shitty connection which I activated yesterday ONLY so I could catch the game. I'm in Delhi and the TV's fucked.

Bucke · « **Reply #6225 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:29:57 pm »

People with 2 first names really wind me up, like Sarah Jane. Why the Fuck do you need 2 names?

Also when people write Rd instead of Road. It's only 2 extra letters, lazy bastards

CHOPPER · « **Reply #6226 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:37:32 pm »

Are dogs farts, they abso-fucking-lutely stink. The dirty bastard.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #6227 on:** December 10, 2011, 10:02:21 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on December 10, 2011, 09:37:32 pm

Are dogs farts, they abso-fucking-lutely stink. The dirty bastard.

'SHAUSHAGES'

CHOPPER · « **Reply #6228 on:** December 10, 2011, 10:04:29 pm »

mad thing is, our dog does all that standing on her hind legs and trying to fight me hand stuff.

Sinead7 · « **Reply #6229 on:** December 11, 2011, 05:42:20 pm »

Peter Andre. There is no living creature than can be any more cringey than this greaseball.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #6230 on:** December 11, 2011, 06:01:46 pm »

Quote from: Irish-Kopite on December 11, 2011, 05:42:20 pm

Peter Andre. There is no living creature than can be any more cringey than this greaseball.

Top man with his heart in the right place.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #6231 on:** December 11, 2011, 06:04:09 pm »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on December 11, 2011, 06:01:46 pm

Top man with his heart in the right place.

got to agree, great parent unlike his ex.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #6232 on:** December 11, 2011, 06:04:22 pm »

Twats who bring their pint into the bogs. Fuck off you filthy twat.

Women on the piss. Fuck off you cheap noisy slags.

Fit birds saying they are fat/ugly etc. Fuck off you attention seeking cuntnugget.

Kids in pubs.

Twats in cars that think they can shove their way into the line of traffic. Like im going to back off fuck face.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #6233 on:** December 11, 2011, 06:06:08 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on December 11, 2011, 06:04:22 pm

Twats who bring their pint into the bogs. Fuck off you filthy twat.

Women on the piss. Fuck off you cheap noisy slags.

Fit birds saying they are fat/ugly etc. Fuck off you attention seeking cuntnugget.

Kids in pubs.

Twats in cars that think they can shove their way into the line of traffic. Like im going to back off fuck face.

agree with all of that. Did you get my number Carl?