Author Topic: Words/phrases which make you laugh (Read 14086 times)

Flaccid Bobby Fowler · « **Reply #40 on:** December 3, 2012, 08:28:49 pm »

Penelope pissflaps

Rob K · « **Reply #41 on:** December 3, 2012, 09:02:16 pm »

Pretty much anything in this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/PSEYXWmEse8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/PSEYXWmEse8</a>

Seebab · « **Reply #42 on:** December 3, 2012, 09:29:57 pm »

Quote from: JonnyDubb on December 3, 2012, 08:07:48 pm

There was someone on here who got called "an absolute fucking weapon"

Never heard it before. Used it ever since

I think it was Dr. Manhattan. He came out with some absolute gems when he was in a bad mood haha.

theredguy03 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 3, 2012, 10:11:16 pm »

"Quiet or I'll turn you into a suitcase"

saw a video with Skeletor saying this line

Fiasco · « **Reply #44 on:** December 3, 2012, 10:54:52 pm »

Random words used as an insult e.g fruit, helmet, weapon etc.

One I heard on the bus one time is a personal favourite though ' Shut up lad, your mum is a warden ' . Don't know why.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #45 on:** December 4, 2012, 12:02:29 am »

Bag of boils and plagues.

trenchtownrasta · « **Reply #46 on:** December 4, 2012, 04:50:25 am »

'complete and utter sham'

e.g you complete and utter sham, he is a complete and utter sham, did you see that complete and utter sham.

Or just the word sham.

B.A. Baracus · « **Reply #47 on:** December 4, 2012, 05:01:17 am »

Moot.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #48 on:** December 4, 2012, 05:30:40 am »

Pants.

AB LFC · « **Reply #49 on:** December 4, 2012, 10:35:15 am »

Got pissed off at a mate once, he called me a fridge. Very strange

Tsar Kastik · « **Reply #50 on:** December 4, 2012, 11:11:26 am »

Head like a 70's minge - Fellaini

L666KOP · « **Reply #51 on:** December 4, 2012, 12:50:43 pm »

Building site that I once worked on it was 'traditional' for the apprentice to be stripped and cellotaped to scaffolding on his 18th birthday whilst we all went to pub for a pint to celebrate. This particular day (midwinter) we stripped the lad off and were in the prcess of standing him up to be taped to the scaffolding, and a guy pointed at his groin area and shouted "Looks guys, it's just like a cock, but smaller".
We were laughing that hard the little bugger got away.

Motty · « **Reply #52 on:** December 4, 2012, 08:10:22 pm »

Quote from: L666KOP on December 4, 2012, 12:50:43 pm

Building site that I once worked on it was 'traditional' for the apprentice to be stripped and cellotaped to scaffolding on his 18th birthday whilst we all went to pub for a pint to celebrate. This particular day (midwinter) we stripped the lad off and were in the prcess of standing him up to be taped to the scaffolding, and a guy pointed at his groin area and shouted "Looks guys, it's just like a cock, but smaller".
We were laughing that hard the little bugger got away.

hahaha made me laugh that one

shockwave_dave · « **Reply #53 on:** December 4, 2012, 08:49:48 pm »

Impinge

J_Kopite · « **Reply #54 on:** December 5, 2012, 12:04:54 am »

Ooh also "cacophony"

B0151? · « **Reply #55 on:** December 5, 2012, 12:35:32 am »

Quote from: Joey C on December 4, 2012, 10:35:15 am

Got pissed off at a mate once, he called me a fridge. Very strange

If I recall when I was at school it meant you hadn't kissed a girl! No idea if your friend was using it like that though, very childish if so

Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word · « **Reply #56 on:** December 5, 2012, 01:12:13 am »

Bushel.

forrest1980 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 5, 2012, 02:03:34 am »

Swatch - As in "to look at something"........Example - "Take a swatch at her melons"

Kecks - Underwear

Gusset - Sounds dirty

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #58 on:** December 5, 2012, 02:05:53 am »

Quote from: forrest1980 on December 5, 2012, 02:03:34 am

Gusset - Sounds dirty

They often are.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #59 on:** December 5, 2012, 02:07:22 am »

Topbollocks.

NatD · « **Reply #60 on:** December 5, 2012, 04:32:58 am »

Flange

NatD · « **Reply #61 on:** December 5, 2012, 04:33:56 am »

Quote from: cox3100 on November 29, 2012, 05:04:45 pm

Flange.

Dont know why but always makes me laugh

LOL didn't see this post - regularly have to use this word in work and it always makes me chuckle.

Also Ham Shank makes me giggle like a child!

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #62 on:** December 5, 2012, 10:33:18 pm »

Quote from: Fiasco on December 3, 2012, 10:54:52 pm

Random words used as an insult e.g fruit, helmet, weapon etc.

One I heard on the bus one time is a personal favourite though ' Shut up lad, your mum is a warden ' . Don't know why.

Laughed out loud at that one.

Someone earlier in the thread mentioned 'going apeshit,' that's one of my personal favourites. Myself and my friends (evidence of spending too much time together as a group when younger) have an almost-dialect between us. You often find that you revert back to behaviours or being more similar to your previous self when you meet old friends, with us it's no different. We start spouting the same shit we always used to. 'Quimjockey, pulsing c*nt, throbbing tool' etc.

Cochise · « **Reply #63 on:** December 5, 2012, 10:34:00 pm »

Yer Ma on toast.

lfcbob · « **Reply #64 on:** December 5, 2012, 11:04:14 pm »

Cock Hound

payback · « **Reply #65 on:** December 5, 2012, 11:11:55 pm »

wankstain

AM76 · « **Reply #66 on:** December 6, 2012, 02:51:32 pm »

Giving a girl "a face like a plasterers radio"

Red_Irishman · « **Reply #67 on:** December 6, 2012, 02:59:06 pm »

Just a few that make me laugh or have made me laugh:

Reptile
Cum Junkie
Fanny on er like a wizards sleeve
Does a bear shit in the woods
Not for all the tea in China

Red_Irishman · « **Reply #68 on:** December 6, 2012, 02:59:36 pm »

Quote from: AM76 on December 6, 2012, 02:51:32 pm

Giving a girl "a face like a plasterers radio"

That is a classic!

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #69 on:** December 6, 2012, 04:01:26 pm »

Clunge

AB LFC · « **Reply #70 on:** December 6, 2012, 04:20:12 pm »

Years ago when I used to frequent F365 Forum they had funny ways of saying things like "twat her in the minge"

L666KOP · « **Reply #71 on:** December 6, 2012, 05:18:38 pm »

Fanny like a clowns pocket.

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #72 on:** December 6, 2012, 05:53:28 pm »

Pearl Necklace.

thedanny · « **Reply #73 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:07:03 am »

Chode.

B0151? · « **Reply #74 on:** December 12, 2012, 12:42:51 am »

"a face like a smackheads ankle"

BSBW · « **Reply #75 on:** December 12, 2012, 04:27:03 am »

Eh, spunk bubble!

flw · « **Reply #76 on:** December 12, 2012, 05:12:15 am »

All foxes smell there own hole .... when your bum burps

Licking his chocalate box.... when a dog cleans itself

Who pulled your chain .... when you but a conversation. .....

and lastly
Fart.... no need to explain this word

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #77 on:** December 12, 2012, 05:14:32 am »

Cock juggling thundercunt.

Give yer head a wobble.

Butt. I work at a joiners and whenever someone mentions a butt joint i snigger, point at him and say ' he said butt ' . Pathetic but makes me giggle.

Queef.

B0151? · « **Reply #78 on:** December 14, 2012, 12:03:34 am »

"a load of me arse"

as in - that's a load of me arse that. was defo a pen.

AB LFC · « **Reply #79 on:** January 15, 2013, 01:51:15 pm »

On the BBC Sport boxing section just seen this one

you are a massive barstool he is a boxer getting punched is waht boxers do #tonypulis #andorrafor2014worlcup

Getting called a barstool, that's rough