Was just re-watching highlights from our 3-match away winning run, and noticed a bit of a pattern there with the way Livermore dived in and studded one of our players, and the way Deeney ridiculously kicked Firmino out of bounds. Both incidents happened in second half injury time with Liverpool leading by a goal, and neither resulted in a free kick nor the deserved card (red for Livermore, and at least a yellow for Deeney). So it made me realise: apparently when you're chasing the game (preferably as the home team) and the opponent is trying to "manage" the game, you are allowed to do whatever you like to them. So this is something to keep in mind for the next few weeks if we find ourselves in a bad place. For example, if Southampton are 1-0 up in the 91st and Redmond is massaging the ball near the corner flag, Lovren should pick him up and impale him head first on said flag. Clyne should then light a match to ignite the gases as they escape from Redmond's corpse, and Lucas should toast marshmallows for all the team. Then Sturridge should take the ball, hitch a ride with the stretcher bearers into Southampton's six yard block, nut Forster in the head, place the ball on the goal line and then nudge it across with his cock. Saves playing football for the win.
