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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #800 on: December 15, 2016, 05:19:28 pm »
Those videos made me smile!

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #801 on: December 15, 2016, 09:54:07 pm »
Not Scouse lingo but when a passenger got out of your car when you dropped him off he'd bang on the roof. Don't think that happens now.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #802 on: December 15, 2016, 10:15:20 pm »
Not Scouse lingo but when a passenger got out of your car when you dropped him off he'd bang on the roof. Don't think that happens now.

I've seen loads of people do that in many different places. So it's not lost, it's not scouse and it's not lingo. But otherwise, good addition to the thread ;)
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #803 on: December 21, 2016, 07:49:32 pm »
Not car roof related I promise.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #804 on: December 24, 2016, 02:20:03 pm »
That Harry Enfield sketch in London makes me a laugh

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #805 on: December 26, 2016, 10:13:32 pm »
When you were a kid and you were making a nuisance of yourself with a toy your nan would threaten to "Chuck it in the back of the fire", not just the fire, the back of the fire where it would be almost impossible to get the feckin' toy out.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #806 on: December 29, 2016, 04:33:56 pm »
On the arm.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #807 on: January 1, 2017, 06:46:05 am »
On the nest.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #808 on: January 2, 2017, 09:11:43 pm »
On the nest.
Defo lost lingo by me!!!
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #809 on: January 2, 2017, 10:53:11 pm »
Hope this one hasn't been done before, sorry if it has.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #810 on: January 3, 2017, 10:01:32 am »
'You daft apeth' - which at the time I thought refered to some kind of primate, as in 'you little monkey'. Can any of you younguns work it out?
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #811 on: January 4, 2017, 11:50:00 am »
'You daft apeth' - which at the time I thought refered to some kind of primate, as in 'you little monkey'. Can any of you younguns work it out?

Daft apeth and silly apeth were both used in my house growing up although I can't remember if I've heard it elsewhere other than Liverpool

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #812 on: January 4, 2017, 05:38:39 pm »
'You daft apeth' - which at the time I thought refered to some kind of primate, as in 'you little monkey'. Can any of you younguns work it out?

I thought "apeth" was a reference to halfpenny, bit like tuppence was slang for two pence?

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #813 on: January 4, 2017, 10:20:18 pm »
Swell'ed.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #814 on: January 5, 2017, 10:33:20 am »
I thought "apeth" was a reference to halfpenny, bit like tuppence was slang for two pence?
Yeah. It's a spoken abbreviation of halfpenceworth, taking into account that halfpenny was pronounced 'haypenny'.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #815 on: January 5, 2017, 10:38:42 am »
Swell'ed.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #816 on: January 5, 2017, 12:42:21 pm »
'You daft apeth' - which at the time I thought refered to some kind of primate, as in 'you little monkey'. Can any of you younguns work it out?
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #817 on: January 5, 2017, 01:09:10 pm »
'You daft apeth' - which at the time I thought refered to some kind of primate, as in 'you little monkey'. Can any of you younguns work it out?

On the subject of monetary comparisons to people, you don't hear Nine Bob Note used anymore though probably that's a good thing.

In childhood and at school way back we always used to call a Half Crown (for younger listeners that's a 2/6d coin in old money the equivalent of 12.5P in decimal coinage) Half a Dollar, I guess as at one time, the old Crown coin (5/- coin) must have had an approximate exchange parity to the $

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #818 on: January 5, 2017, 08:37:14 pm »
ha ha - and the arl Tesco Tearaway Traineees (4 stripes)   ;D

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #819 on: January 6, 2017, 08:58:47 pm »
Bagsy..

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #820 on: January 6, 2017, 10:43:23 pm »
Fozzer... Second go on a bifter.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #821 on: January 6, 2017, 11:10:55 pm »
Judy - Goin out wit d Judy

John - Every stranger was called John

Paddy Kelly - dock police

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #822 on: January 9, 2017, 05:27:38 pm »
Kerby - the game played by getting a football to bounce of the edge of the kerb. Confusingly the rules changed every time you played.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #823 on: January 9, 2017, 05:34:51 pm »
He's seen his arse - someone has a cob on.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #824 on: January 9, 2017, 08:24:31 pm »
Gettin' eggy.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #825 on: January 9, 2017, 08:35:59 pm »
The galloping pie ackys
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #826 on: January 9, 2017, 10:13:16 pm »
Gettin' eggy.

Dear God, that brings back memories circa 1960. Me having a bit of a moody, probably because I couldn't play out in the pissing rain and my mum telling me not to get eggy.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #827 on: January 10, 2017, 03:15:17 pm »
Read thro this a while back & not sure if Smeg & Smeg 'ed are added.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #828 on: January 10, 2017, 03:33:49 pm »
Kerby - the game played by getting a football to bounce of the edge of the kerb. Confusingly the rules changed every time you played.

Where I grew up (in Kirkby) you could look out the window at times and see about 10 different games of kerby going on at any one time, all of them lining the road. Never seen anyone down here playing it
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #829 on: January 10, 2017, 03:47:18 pm »
Was just called Kerbs where we (L4) were brought up.
That..Shooties in the ennog..3 and in..amongst others.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #830 on: January 10, 2017, 07:45:38 pm »
Spar, not the shop, another name for mate. May have had some Caribbean roots.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #831 on: January 10, 2017, 09:09:10 pm »
Showing a parent a fresh scrape or a bruise and they'd say...
"Don't worry, it'll be a pigs foot in the morning."
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #832 on: January 10, 2017, 09:43:15 pm »
Spar, not the shop, another name for mate. May have had some Caribbean roots.
You never boxed, did you.  ;D Your sparring partner, that's where spar comes from in Liverpool.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #833 on: January 11, 2017, 04:39:34 am »
Spew it!
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #834 on: January 11, 2017, 09:40:38 am »
On the arm.

As ever when it comes down to identifying similarities between our two cities, I am sorry to be the bearer of really bad tidings in a lost Scouse lingo thread - but this is Manc as well = going steady with a young lady. Gerholdo'that then! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #835 on: January 11, 2017, 09:44:28 am »
Showing a parent a fresh scrape or a bruise and they'd say...
"Don't worry, it'll be a pigs foot in the morning."

Another shared idiom between Liverpool and Manchester. Suspect it's a lot wider than just our two cities and likely to be certainly Lancashire if not Yorkshire-wide.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #836 on: January 11, 2017, 09:47:51 am »
He's seen his arse - someone has a cob on.

Another snippet shared between Manchester and Liverpool. The full saying (in Manchester anyroad) which was rarely required to be used was "He/she's seen his/her arse - and doesn't much like the look of it!"
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #837 on: January 11, 2017, 09:58:00 am »
Kerby also played in the streets of Ardwick Manchester; As was "3 goals in" - street kickabout with the goalposts painted onto the dead-end wall of some poor bleeder's end of terraced house! Depending where your  neighbourhood was,  also painted between the posts were either M/C City or United.
Rally-vo was another hunt and chase game where the object of the hunter was to identify each of the hunted by sight and then leg it back to touch base at the "den". If the hunter got there before the spotted individual then that identified individual was caught. Anyone who was caught had to wait there doing nowt until either EVERYONE was caught and the game ended or until one of the hunted 100% evaded being spotted by the hunter and managed to get back and touch base at the den BEFORE the hunter saw him or her and got there first. This then bolluxed the game totally as the rules dictated everyone had been released and it started all over again!!

Ropes slung round lamp-posts side struts to make very serviceable swings kept us busy at times as did making helicopters by digging up bubbles of the melting pitch in the cobbled streets and working a solid blob of it onto the tail end of pigeon feathers. Made great whirlybirds but bolluxed your Mam's tea towels trying to get the tar off yer hands. . . .
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #838 on: January 11, 2017, 06:04:13 pm »
The galloping pie ackys

Thats an old one, my grandad used it when he had a dose of the wild shites, or wildies as he used to say.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #839 on: January 11, 2017, 10:14:10 pm »
Kerby also played in the streets of Ardwick Manchester; As was "3 goals in" - street kickabout with the goalposts painted onto the dead-end wall of some poor bleeder's end of terraced house! Depending where your  neighbourhood was,  also painted between the posts were either M/C City or United.
Rally-vo was another hunt and chase game where the object of the hunter was to identify each of the hunted by sight and then leg it back to touch base at the "den". If the hunter got there before the spotted individual then that identified individual was caught. Anyone who was caught had to wait there doing nowt until either EVERYONE was caught and the game ended or until one of the hunted 100% evaded being spotted by the hunter and managed to get back and touch base at the den BEFORE the hunter saw him or her and got there first. This then bolluxed the game totally as the rules dictated everyone had been released and it started all over again!!

Ropes slung round lamp-posts side struts to make very serviceable swings kept us busy at times as did making helicopters by digging up bubbles of the melting pitch in the cobbled streets and working a solid blob of it onto the tail end of pigeon feathers. Made great whirlybirds but bolluxed your Mam's tea towels trying to get the tar off yer hands. . . .
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Re the bolded above...
We used to call it 'alarlee-o' when we played it in the street, and 'manhunt' when we played it in the woods for some reason.
Another variation of the game was 'kick the can'.
Place a tin can on the pavement by the den (usually a lamppost), find a player and run back to the den until they had all been found.
If a player was able to get to the den before you, he kicked the can and all the players you had found were set free  :'(  :D

Happy days  :D
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