Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Skrtelonparole]

Can't understand why inter is willing to pay 65M+ for Lukaku... Jeeeesus wept. Much better having him and Pogba running the dressing room insurgency.

[Dazzer23]

Just put a tenner on them to finish 6th at 5-1. Money for old rope.

[PhaseOfPlay]

Apparantly Rooney is joining them this week to gain some coaching experience before he joins Derby in January

Only a week?

Be afraid, lads.

Be very afraid.

[Nobby Reserve]

Just put a tenner on them to finish 6th at 5-1. Money for old rope.

I'd hedge that a little if I were you.

Stick a couple of quid on 7th & 8th as well.

[coolbyrne]

 

I know he scored against us last season but the way he dives in recklessly, gets spun by quicker players, should have been red carded...basically he was shit with everything but the goal.

Quality. Close your account, Nick. You won't post anything better than this. 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Fact: Tracey Thorn is the elder sister of former Wimbledon and Palace defender Andy Thorn.

I've met Tracey Thorn and Ben Watt, they're both sound

[Felch Aid]

Lukaku gone.

[Skrtelonparole]

73M for Lukaku... Hopefully they spunk it on a shite replacement that they fumble through before the window shuts.

[Frank Becton]

73M for Lukaku... Hopefully they spunk it on a shite replacement that they fumble through before the window shuts.

They after Mandzukic.

[Kekule]

Panic buy incoming. They’ll probably be bidding for anyone with a pulse by about 2pm.

[The Test]

When an immobile but effective defender costs more than an immobile but effective striker you know somethings rotten in Denmark.

[12C]

Pictures of Clough, Mackay, Gemmill, Ricoh and Franny Lee stuck on the wall and the DERBEH whey

And right in the centre, Roger (offside) Davies

[Nobby Reserve]

73M for Lukaku...

Can we now stop making fun of Ed Wood-Wood-Wood? That is an amazing piece of negotiating to get anything like that for Chunky Lukaku. Inter presumably didn't bother reviewing any Premier League footage from last season, when Lukaku stunk out even that ordinary Man U side. They've paid about twice what his recent history suggests he's worth.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

They're going for experience;

Combined £54M bid for Zola, Pele and Heleno De Freitas

[Andy @ Allerton!]

73M for Lukaku... Hopefully they spunk it on a shite replacement that they fumble through before the window shuts.

"Up to £72M" is the quote I've seen, depending on his ability to complete one sit up in training

[paulrazor]

"Up to £72M" is the quote I've seen, depending on his ability to complete one sit up in training

[Agent99]

#WoodwardOut trending on Twitter

[stewy17]

Bloody hell, replacing Lukaku with Mandzukic and making a net loss on it. Wild.

Slab head & Wan Bissaka in for about £130m and some bang average welsh kid.

LOL.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[elsewhere]

Not securing a 34 year old Mandzukic pissing Utd fans is priceless

[elsewhere]

73M for Lukaku... Hopefully they spunk it on a shite replacement that they fumble through before the window shuts.

Everton gets a piece of that price too, right?

[newterp]

It's 60m + 12 add ons right? And Everton get 5m?

[FiSh77]

Everton gets a piece of that price too, right?

I read £5m when the Inter rumours first started

[elsewhere]

It's 60m + 12 add ons right? And Everton get 5m?

useless c*nts will give that 5m back for Rojo loan it seems.

[Kekule]

He'll not get away with stuff like this at Everton like he used to at United.  He's a walking red card.





I'm sure there were a couple of nasty ones last year as well.

[Nick110581]

4 hours to get a replacement 😂

[Andy @ Allerton!]

4 hours to get a replacement 😂

"AVE IT!!!!"

[Dim Glas]

Mandzukic turned them down too? Hilarious.

[paulrazor]

Mandzukic turned them down too? Hilarious.

ive visions of them running around like Ian Beale trying to get their hands on anything at all

while we as phil mitchell laugh in their face at every turn

come 5pm theyll be crying pathetically in the street

[PhiLFC#1]

Mandzukic turned them down too? Hilarious.

Didn't want him. Next!

[Nobby Reserve]

ive visions of them running around like Ian Beale trying to get their hands on anything at all

while we as phil mitchell laugh in their face at every turn

come 5pm theyll be crying pathetically in the street

Zaha's available for £100m

But they'll get to pocket their own sell-on discount.

Them's proper smarts, Ed. You know it makes sense.

[Crosby Nick]

ive visions of them running around like Ian Beale trying to get their hands on anything at all

while we as phil mitchell laugh in their face at every turn

come 5pm theyll be crying pathetically in the street

Do we get to flush his head down the bog.

[kaesarsosei]

Manzukic is a dodged bullet for United, he'd be worse than Higuain. Lukaku is not the world's best striker but he should be good for 20 total goals a season and IMO if they don't get a replacement in its disastrous for them.

[paulrazor]

Do we get to flush his head down the bog.

woodward would do that to himself and claim he saved money on having to pay for a shower convincing nobody bar him he is a genius

their season is already in the shitter anyway

[jepovic]

Selling your best striker on the last day is a bold move, cotton. I think it would have been much easier to get Lukaku in form, than trying to find a replacement with a few hours to go. He's a good striker, and has shown it in Belgium and in other clubs.

[tubby]

Selling your best striker on the last day is a bold move, cotton. I think it would have been much easier to get Lukaku in form, than trying to find a replacement with a few hours to go. He's a good striker, and has shown it in Belgium and in other clubs.

He's nearly finished his medical in Milan.

[n00bert]

Surely they can't have sold Lukaku without having a replacement lined up right? They are well within their rights, on the eve of a PL season with no replacements lined up, to tell Inter to bugger off. Has Ed just forgot?

[Something Worse]

He's nearly finished his medical in Milan.

How dare you!

[Nobby Reserve]

Surely they can't have sold Lukaku without having a replacement lined up right? They are well within their rights, on the eve of a PL season with no replacements lined up, to tell Inter to bugger off. Has Ed just forgot?

Ed's probably figuring he can buy in January. All they need is an easy run of fixtures in the first couple of months of the season.

Oh wait...

[Ziltoid]

He's nearly finished his medical in Milan.