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So what do you do if you're Dan Lawrence now? Do you tee off and try to get to the ton or do just play your normal game knowing you've gone two number 11s in with you?

Go for it, get us above 300 and I reckon that's decent for these bowlers to go at, NZ would need an incredible innings to take that game past us in one innings.
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Got a work call now for half an hour. So inconvenient! Chances of us still batting by the time Iím done?

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Got a work call now for half an hour. So inconvenient! Chances of us still batting by the time Iím done?

None. Broad's just gone.

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the usual feast or famine with broad and here's jimmy.

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Did Butt and Asif bet on Broad making a century or something?
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300 up

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This looks close

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well I thought it sounded like jimmy hit that but clearly not, and that's the end. 303

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Out, England all out for 303

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Lots of cloud cover, expecting England to swing this

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303 is a par score so its game on.

We did ok this morning to get up to this score you always want more but 300 in England you are always in the game.

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Lots of cloud cover, expecting England to swing this

But not early on, as NZ found

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Latham gone, absolutely plumb in front. Broad with a celebappeal ;D

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Broad has drawn level with Courtney Walsh. Gargantuan effort.
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Broad has drawn level with Courtney Walsh. Gargantuan effort.

Heís only a couple of ducks behind Walsh as well.

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He's ahead of him now, Conway gone!

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Soft signal not out?

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Fingers 100% underneath that

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Ought to be out, that.

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Looked blatantly in his fingers to me.
AHA!

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That is a fucking staggering decision, that's out

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Thatís a poor decision imho.
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100% out

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Thatís ridiculous.

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He got his fingers underneath it, should be out.
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that's out.

and this 'soft signal' nonsense needs to go. there's nothing wrong with the umpire just saying they don't know.

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Yeah, in real time, and even in slow motion that looked out. When they pause and zoom in it becomes more difficult to tell but Iíd say that was out.

Agree that sort signals need to be binned.

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Hussain questioning whether itís important that bowlers look where they are bowling in the delivery stride as a split screen of Broad and Anderson shows Anderson looking at the ground and Broad barely looking forward at the point of release.

Theyíve got over 1100 Test wickets between them Nas. I think thatís reasonable evidence to suggest that itís not.  :D

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Hussain questioning whether itís important that bowlers look where they are bowling in the delivery stride as a split screen of Broad and Anderson shows Anderson looking at the ground and Broad barely looking forward at the point of release.

Theyíve got over 1100 Test wickets between them Nas. I think thatís reasonable evidence to suggest that itís not.  :D

When they tried to rectify Jimmy's action so that he kept looking at the wicket he went to pot for 12 months.
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Regulation slip catch put down by root.  :butt

Stone didnít deserve that. Heís bowled a couple of beauties.

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Oh Joe. So frustrating!

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Ball is starting to do bits now

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Kiwis having the rub of the green with that Conway decision; Rootís dropping that dolly exacerbates things.

Annoying.
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It's physically impossible not to lean forward and listen closely to every word Michael Holding says:

https://twitter.com/SkyCricket/status/1403339999827972096?s=20
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Weíre getting the run around from New Zealand A in English conditions.

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Weíre getting the run around from New Zealand A in English conditions.

Can we say our score is under par yet?

This is England A and a half, and NZ are probably the one country not phased by our conditions in slight mitigation.

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It's physically impossible not to lean forward and listen closely to every word Michael Holding says:

https://twitter.com/SkyCricket/status/1403339999827972096?s=20

You bet. Thanks for posting Ray.
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Weíre getting the run around from New Zealand A in English conditions.

Sky put the batting averages of this New Zealand side up earlier - it's still an extremely good team. They've got some great strength in depth at the moment, which we're really lacking.

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They're literally playing us as a warm up for the World Test Championship, why are people still thinking they're not a good team? They've been consistently good for at least 4 years now.

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Can we say our score is under par yet?

This is England A and a half, and NZ are probably the one country not phased by our conditions in slight mitigation.

We have/had to get used to this ball which, to be fair, is great. Just keeps going. I don't think many teams are as diligent as NZ at looking after the ball either. It swings in slightly different conditions than we are used to, in different phases as well.