Author Topic: Colin Wanker (Read 103163 times)

arnaldo · « **Reply #40 on:** May 19, 2009, 06:27:26 pm »

anyone got an email for the tit?

just want to make him aware of what he said, as ia suspect he doesnt realise already. would be quite funny to see what he says in response, if anything

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2009, 06:29:07 pm »

Quote from: Laughter is the best medicine... on May 19, 2009, 03:16:18 pm

yup - and from what i can remember they gave the mancs a pretty good game

I thought they got thumped 4-0?

Asheroo · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2009, 06:41:35 pm »

total c*nt

Gedo · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:14:52 pm »

Quote from: slaphead on May 19, 2009, 02:42:43 pm

The serial moaner, the man who absolutely caned Rafa for playing a "weakened" team a couple of years ago.
He was on 5 Live last night with Mark Saggers, talking about relagation issues.
Anyway, he got onto speaking abour Mr. Ferguson and it began, the arse licking.
He said that against Hull, Ferguson will rest Rooney, Ronaldo, Van Der Saar, Ferdinand etc, all the big guns, and then he said "you can't blame him for that" !!!!!! "Sheff Utd or Newcastle are the least of his worries"
BALLBAG

1 dirty horrible vile excuse for a human being,1 piece of shite of the highest order,another clueless twat that Sky love,because he's won FUCK ALL,but got a fuckin big mouth!!

Horrible twat,end of!!

INABITSKI · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:25:43 pm »

The twat is no longer managing in the Prem and we are better off for it. Paying very little attention to the Championship I haven't had to endure his whiny fucking voice in interviews.

rushyman · « **Reply #45 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:19:26 am »

Fucking Mrs Doubtfire looking shithouse

Paul JH · « **Reply #46 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:23:45 am »

Don't you just wish the presenter / interviewer had pulled him up on his Rafa views when he 'rested' players?
Hypocritical doesn't quite cover it. Fucking moron he is.

phonic · « **Reply #47 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:45:38 am »

Quote from: Paul JH on May 20, 2009, 12:23:45 am

Don't you just wish the presenter / interviewer had pulled him up on his Rafa views when he 'rested' players?
Hypocritical doesn't quite cover it. Fucking moron he is.

The amount of times I wish presenters/interviewers would have the balls to pull the manager up when they're talking bollocks but the truth is they're too scared of pissing them off.

Greg · « **Reply #48 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:19:25 am »

He's on 5 live now.

Licking Fergie's arse. Saying he accepts that Man U will put out a weakened team at the weekend and you can't argue with it cos he's a great manager.

He admits to being "gutted" when Man U rested Ronaldo, Vidic and other first teamers for their game against West Ham a couple of years ago.

Funny though, don't remember him slagging Fergie off in the press....

He's a confused big mouthed prick.

MagicHat · « **Reply #49 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:45:07 am »

I do remember him slagging off Man U in the press when they did that against West Ham, so somewhat surprised he is kissing Man U's behind now

CHOPPER · « **Reply #50 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:48:26 am »

Quote from: MagicHat on May 20, 2009, 10:45:07 am

I do remember him slagging off Man U in the press when they did that against West Ham, so somewhat surprised he is kissing Man U's behind now

Really? am not surprised in the slightest in all honesty.

kevindublin · « **Reply #51 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:53:05 am »

is he not dead yet?

rossipersempre · « **Reply #52 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:55:34 am »

Quote from: kevindublin on May 20, 2009, 10:53:05 am

is he not dead yet?

Bit harsh that, even for a twat like Warnock. I'll settle for forced into retirement and subsequently ignored and forgotten.

ItchySpoons · « **Reply #53 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:06:50 pm »

Seems somebody has picked up on the hypocrisy.. This article is from the RTE sport website today

Warnock changes his tune
Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:26
Former Sheffield United manager Colin Wanker insists Manchester United should not face censure if they fielded a weakened side this weekend.

Warnock, now with Crystal Palace, appears to have reigned in his opinions of big clubs who rest players against relegation threatened teams after previously attacking Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez for doing just that.

When questioned about the likelihood of United coming under scrutiny for fielding a weakened team at Hull on Sunday in preparation for the Champions League final, Warnock supported Ferguson's right to do so.

'It's just the luck of the draw. It's just how it happens, that's life,' he said.

'At the end of the day Newcastle still have to get a result at Villa and Sunderland have to get a result, possibly. They have to worry about themselves.

'It is disappointing when you do see they are not playing their top man but Alex is single-minded and I don't think for one minute he will be concerned, when he picks his team, what happened to Colin Wanker or what happens to Alan Shearer or Phil Brown,' he insisted.

'Manchester United's youngsters can always get a result against anybody on their day.'

Warnock's comments appear to represent a complete u-turn from the attacks on Benitez that came in the wake of Liverpool's defeat against Fulham in the season that Sheffield United were relegated.

Much like United, Liverpool were focusing on the Champions League that season and fielded an inexperience team that were beaten at Craven Cottage.

In the wake of that game Warnock said: 'Integrity, doing what is right for the game, comes way down Rafa's list of priorities. Maybe Rafa gets a yearly hamper from Harrods for his team selections.

'It's part of a big club's mentality. They look after themselves and they don't bother about anyone else.

'I'm still very bitter about it and personally I hope Liverpool never win another trophy under Benitez. I like them as a club but I would be very pleased to see them win nothing.'

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:14:03 pm »

What a bitter twunt he is.

I particularly like the irony in that Colin Wanker points out that Ferguson does not care about Colin Wanker. If these arse-licking idiots had any brains it'd sink in that Ferguson uses and abuses his little lap dogs as he sees fit.

Kite · « **Reply #55 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:24:42 pm »

He's the biggest hypocritical potato headed twat to ever be a manager. I detest the bloke. Anyone remember when he rested players against Man Utd as he figured they wouldn't win there and he had to play a six pointer against Reading straight after.

I hope to fuck I meet him one day. I'll bring that very point up.

Hyderabad Red · « **Reply #56 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:28:47 pm »

absoulute c*nt.

redforlife · « **Reply #57 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:07:33 pm »

Glad this has been posted as it just highlights the man's hypocrisy, in particular him sending his reserves to Old Trafford that same season. Hope he never gets anywhere near the Premiershir again.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #58 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:48:15 pm »

Quote from: ItchySpoons on May 20, 2009, 04:06:50 pm

'I'm still very bitter about it and personally I hope Liverpool never win another trophy under Benitez. I like them as a club but I would be very pleased to see them win nothing.'

I remember that comment from him, the twat. Must have been loving last weekend. Hope he enjoys life outside the top flight.

phonic · « **Reply #59 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:53:31 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on May 20, 2009, 06:48:15 pm

I remember that comment from him, the twat. Must have been loving last weekend. Hope he enjoys life outside the top flight.

I've never seen that quote. I dispised the bloke before and that's not done much to change it. I hope to God he never gets another team into the PL. I have a couple of Sheff Utd fans in my family that said can't stand the bloke, I always thought he'd be the kind of bloke you hate when he's at another club but you don't mind him so much when he's managing your own. Evidently not.

He's just a twat that likes seeing his name in the paper.

arthur sarnoff · « **Reply #60 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:20:56 am »

www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/neil-warnock-relegation-rivals-will-get-that-sinking-feeling-when-they-see-fergies-team-1689681.html

Hypocritical TWAT.

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #61 on:** May 23, 2009, 05:08:15 am »

Horrible fucking c*nt. I despise him and every team that he manages. I hope you never ever have any more "success" Warnock you sad, bitter little shitehouse fucktard.

coffeehead · « **Reply #62 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:46:59 pm »

Be fair though, it's hard dressing up as a women and looking after kids all day

buzzing · « **Reply #63 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:40:36 pm »

Seems like he knows fergy will rest players. But is he actually approving of that or more saying "big teams will always do that" i.e. as he learnt the hard way

Stubbins · « **Reply #64 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:59:26 pm »

He certainly carries a grudge or two over Sheffield Uniteds relegation a couple of years back.

West Ham
Carlos Tevez
Rafa
Ferguson
Steven Gerrard
Rob Styles (but all referees really)

There's hardly a week goes by, when he doesn't trot out the usual shite in his Independent articles about the real reasons they were relegated and it's usually involves someone on this list.

I always thought it was because they were one of the three worst teams in the division.

Dave D · « **Reply #65 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:09:33 pm »

If Liverpool were responsible for him being relegated then that's a good thing.

Didn't he say last season that he hopes Liverpool never win another trophy under Rafa because of what happened?

Just another small time manager that has it in for Rafa and all Johnny foreigners.

phonic · « **Reply #66 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:33:47 pm »

Quote from: Dave D on May 23, 2009, 04:09:33 pm

If Liverpool were responsible for him being relegated then that's a good thing.

Didn't he say last season that he hopes Liverpool never win another trophy under Rafa because of what happened?

Just another small time manager that has it in for Rafa and all Johnny foreigners.

Yeah, I think it's in this thread somewhere, I'd never seen it before that. Something like "I have a lot of time for Liverpool as a club but I hope they don't win another trophy under Benitez".

finchy1972 · « **Reply #67 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:34:28 pm »

He is a tool..........and not a useful one either

saoirse08 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 23, 2009, 05:30:43 pm »

I'd like to see the original 'copy' for his Independent column. Just curious to see the variety of coloured crayons he uses when scribbling his fucking bilge.

Ball bag.

MiserableP15 · « **Reply #69 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:25:45 am »

This made me laugh.

QPR manager Colin Wanker pleased with Carling Cup exit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14643771.stm

QPR manager Colin Wanker says he is glad to be out of the Carling Cup following their 2-0 home defeat to League One Rochdale.

Rangers were one of four Premier League sides to lose to lower-league opposition on Tuesday.

"I don't think people care about the competition," said Warnock, noting the crowd of 4,775 at Loftus Road.

When asked if he was pleased to be out of the competition he replied: "Yes. They should revamp the cup."

QPR joined fellow promoted clubs Swansea and Norwich in exiting the Carling Cup at the first opportunity.

Swansea lost 3-1 away to League Two side Shrewsbury, while Norwich were hammered 4-0 at home by League One outfit MK Dons.

In addition to the promoted trio, Sunderland lost 1-0 at Brighton to ensure that half of the eight Premier League sides in action on Tuesday were defeated.

"I'm not disappointed to be out. The competition is not a priority for us," added Warnock, who made eight changes to the side that beat Everton on Saturday.

"If I can't get motivated for the competition I can't blame the players if they can't."

But Rochdale manager Steve Eyre queried Warnock's opinions.

"Neil didn't say before the game that he doesn't take it seriously," he said.

"To field a front line that has Adel Taarabt and Jay Bothroyd tells me it was taken quite seriously.

"It's still a fantastic competition. Wembley [venue for the Carling Cup final] is an amazing place to play football."

Norwich boss Paul Lambert, who made 11 changes to the side that drew with Stoke on Sunday, did not criticise the Carling Cup but admitted that the battle for Premier League survival played a part in his team selection.

"The season is too hard to keep going with the same lads," Lambert told BBC Radio Norfolk.

"We're new to it [the Premier League] and we have to keep rotating in certain games. We need everybody and if we do that we've got a chance [of staying up]."

Five more Premier League teams open their Carling Cup campaigns in the second round on Wednesday and Thursday, with the seven top-flight clubs taking part in European competitions this season entering in round three.

iamnant · « **Reply #70 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:29:43 am »

I was just about to post that link. He really is a ridiculous little gremlin. He's in the Nick Grimshaw category of blood-boiling, he really is.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #71 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:32:52 am »

Im torn over thinking its refeshing to not hear him give it all the "we tried, we're really disappointed" guff and feeling dismayed that a manager would be happy to be knocked out of a cup.

One thing thats for sure is its not surprising. Survival in the premier league was always going to be prioritised and the league cup would always be seen as a distraction. Shame really, but such is football.

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #72 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:38:29 am »

So the CC should be revamped because c*nt face is out of it and doesn't think that people like it. Neil "i've got my fat fucking twatish finger on the pulse of society" warnock?

Stupid fucking biff. Perhaps QPR's new owners won't be too pleased about this fuckhead being chuffed to bits about his team being not only knocked out of the CC but being put out at home by a side 2 divisions lower than them, and perhaps the QPR fans might have enjoyed a cup run after seeing birmingham win it last season to prove that it's not just the big "4" who always win it.

He's one of the biggest c*nts in footbal, hope they sack the fucking twat sharpish i really do.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #73 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:53:34 am »

Saw this first thing this morning and shook my head. He really should think before he puts his gob into action this lad.

Probably quite a few of the QPR faithful who went to the game last night wont be too pleased with this.

Yeah, yeah he's just being honest as we all know the Premier League potential strugglers don't really need the CC but to say he's GLAD they got knocked out is a bit shit.

Then again did he actually say "I'm glad we got knocked out" or are the media twisting his words?

vicgill · « **Reply #74 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:58:08 am »

Quote from: rossipersempre on May 19, 2009, 02:53:45 pm

Why hasn't this tosser's name yet been auto-corrected (a la Martin Tyler's Monkey) to his anagram, Colin Wanker?

*edit* I see it has but the opposite way round, hmmm? What's so offensive about using Colin.Wanker?

That suits him better than his real name

BigMarcs · « **Reply #75 on:** August 24, 2011, 12:40:17 pm »

Utter c*nt of a man.

GBF · « **Reply #76 on:** September 26, 2011, 12:45:39 pm »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15055253.stm

LiverLuke · « **Reply #77 on:** September 26, 2011, 12:56:29 pm »

such a bad bellend. what good is publically slating one of your own young players gonna do.

Em5y · « **Reply #78 on:** September 26, 2011, 01:00:20 pm »

Cocknose.

Geppvindh's · « **Reply #79 on:** September 26, 2011, 01:12:22 pm »

What a disgrace of a man.