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Colin Wanker Sacked
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:15:58 am »
Didn't last long did he?

So far out of his depth in the Premier League.
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 11:16:54 am »
Merry Christmas Neil  ;D

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 11:17:22 am »
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 11:18:00 am »
Traa Colin Wanker.
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 11:19:02 am »
Season's Greetings Colin.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2014, 11:19:07 am »
Can't say I'm surprised. Shit manager at premiership level.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2014, 11:21:05 am »
Fuck off Colin you c*nt. Delighted for him.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2014, 11:21:36 am »
Merry Christmas Neil .
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2014, 11:21:45 am »
Their main owner didn't even want him in the first place from memory

Anyway just means the c*nt will be on bt sport more often now, thanks palace

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2014, 11:21:52 am »
I blame Rafa.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2014, 11:25:34 am »
The man has a head like a 1980's dinner lady.no doubt he'll surface somewhere in the next few months like a unflushable turd.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2014, 11:28:41 am »
Didn't last long did he?

So far out of his depth in the Premier League.

His only win in his last 10 in PL came against us; What does that say about us?
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2014, 11:30:09 am »
His only win in his last 10 in PL came against us; What does that say about us?

It says we were in really poor form and low on confidence when we played them.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2014, 11:31:00 am »
He always gives interviews of how great it is to be in the premier league but either gets relegated or sacked!! Lol

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2014, 11:31:01 am »
And a Happy New Year knobhead.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2014, 11:31:22 am »
Sky sports news showing warnock levels of incompetence here...

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2014, 11:31:31 am »
Will be his last job in the Prem. Goodbye Colin, you reptilian faced f**k.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2014, 11:34:53 am »
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2014, 11:35:27 am »
Foll alol alol, lol lol lol lol
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2014, 11:37:40 am »
Shame that
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2014, 11:40:43 am »
Apparently they were lucky last season but not this, no wonder he got the bullet

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2014, 11:42:17 am »
It's ironic that someone who is quite adept at getting teams into the premiership has no fucking idea what to do when they get there.

Colin Wanker is destined to play the part of bridesmaid forever, no doubt he'll be back on Talksport shortly telling the world how he masterminded a victory against the 5 times European champions.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2014, 11:44:34 am »
Ha fucking ha, you knob!
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2014, 11:46:17 am »
Whos going to replace him? A safe option? Or will they take a risk with a upcoming championship man?

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2014, 11:46:18 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2014, 11:46:58 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.

He's a wanker in general but just going off of memory, he has made many horrible comments about and towards Rafa for years now.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2014, 11:47:12 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2014, 11:47:20 am »
Maybe because hes a little englander but more importantly he had a few run ins with rafa...get to f..k warnock..
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2014, 11:49:07 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.
Because he's a massive, bitter fraud of twat. 

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2014, 11:49:35 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.
he blamed Sheffield uniteds relegation on Rafa fielding a 'weakened' team against Fulham and kept
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2014, 11:56:41 am »
Why is warnock hated so much on here?Has he slagged liverpool off in the past or something?The man never seems to get much love from these boards.

He's a massive fucking gobshite and a hypocrite. He went on and on for years about how Rafa cost his team(Sheff Utd) premier league survival and how he'd never forgive him. Basically because Rafa rested some players in game against Fulham who were also in a relegation battle, due to having an important CL game coming up. And conveniently leaving out he'd done the same thing earlier in the same season when he basically played a reserve team at Old Trafford because he had a game against West Ham coming up were he thought his side would have a better chance of winning that one if he rested his better players. They lost both games against Man Utd and West Ham by the way.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2014, 11:59:24 am »
He accused Henchoz of spitting at him at the end of a match. When the TV tried to back up Colin, their media darling, footage showed Henchoz was 50yds away from him when he spat on the grass. Media embarrassed, so they then glossed over Colin's lie. He tried to get a disrepute charge brought against Henchoz, and in truth he should have been the one charged.
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2014, 11:59:54 am »
He's a massive fucking gobshite and a hypocrite. He went on and on for years about how Rafa cost his team(Sheff Utd) premier league survival and how he'd never forgive him. Basically because Rafa rested some players in game against Fulham who were also in a relegation battle, due to having an important CL game coming up. And conveniently leaving out he'd done the same thing earlier in the same season when he basically played a reserve team at Old Trafford because he had a game against West Ham coming up were he thought his side would have a better chance of winning that one if he rested his better players. They lost both games against Man Utd and West Ham by the way.

And didn't they need to beat Wigan to stay up and lost?
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2014, 12:03:22 pm »
And didn't they need to beat Wigan to stay up and lost?

Yep. Or was it West Ham in the return fixture? I can't remember now. It was a long time ago. Actually I think your right it was Wigan. 2-1 was the scoreline if memory serves me right.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2014, 12:04:26 pm »
No surprise.

Failed 4 times now in the top flight.

Odd appointment in the first place,just like Alan Irvine' appointment at WBA.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2014, 12:06:56 pm »
Whos going to replace him? A safe option? Or will they take a risk with a upcoming championship man?

Eddie Howe probably won't leave Bournemouth now.
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2014, 12:16:26 pm »
Crystal Palace deserve to get relegated for appointing such a dinosaur in the first place. It's like these clubs never learn...
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2014, 12:27:09 pm »
Utter cheeseknob of the highest order.

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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2014, 12:34:45 pm »
Laters Colin. :wave

Was slightly looking forward to hopefully relegating them in May and getting him sacked at the same time but I guess it was daft of me to expect him to last that long. Hope he fucks off into obscurity where he belongs now.
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Re: Colin Wanker Sacked
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2014, 12:41:36 pm »
A "we can't get anyone else" pick, a man who always falls short at this level and was doing it again, lost the fans and recent comments lost the board. Was always going to end badly.

Apparently they were lucky last season but not this, no wonder he got the bullet

From what I have read, that did not go down well with the board.


Crystal Palace deserve to get relegated for appointing such a dinosaur in the first place. It's like these clubs never learn...

He was something like 7th choice in fairness to Palace