Posted this in the cycling thread...the bastards...
He got a Boardman bike on the 'Cycle to Work' scheme.
Discovered he really enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4;
worshipped at the alter of Wiggo and Froome-dog.
Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge