I'm not talking about Hurling, I'm talking about football.
The only fucking thing you're talking is complete and utter unsubstantiated bollox. Firstly you started off with a lame assertation that Dublin is the only County with a foreign section in its population. That comment alone pretty much tells me and anyone else reading this all we need to know about your level of intelligence. Either you're a tourettic retard, or you're just not very bright, I can't quiet make up my mind which one. Either way, I think it's pretty safe enough to say, you're not blessed with a full compliment of braincells.
Secondly you brought up the subject of travel costs and claimed that the Dubs never moan when they have to travel. With the greatest of respect, what the fuck would you really know about travel costs when it comes to supporting your county? Lets be honest here, you'ld know fuck all about it. So spare me the whole fucking "fair enough it can be expensive at times" shite. Fact is, you haven't a clue.
By my count Dublin have had to play outside of Dublin 4 times in the last 10 years in the Championship. If we consider that the Championship runs for 5 months each year, then that's 4 games in the last 50 footballing months that you were required to haul your fucking stupid ass out of Dublin. I had travelled to 4 matches this year by the end of fucking July.
So you see, it's easy to go beating the drum that Dublin always travel in numbers and never moan about it, but the fact of the matter is, it happens so infrequently that travelling is pretty much a novelty to you. I can categorically guarantee you that if Dublin fans were required to travel to every game, every single summer, and fork out the costs that some of the rest of us have to pay out, then you wouldn't be so fucking quick to point fingers at everyone else for bringing (what is in your retarded mind) poor attendences. So you can stick that one in your fucking arse and all.
Which finally brings me to this gem of a comment that you made:
Maybe have a look at the attendance between Cork and Limerick before talking to me aboput loyalty
There is so much stupidity, irony, and self contradiction in there that I'm honestly finding it hard to choose where to begin with my retort. I'll ignore the poor spelling. I think we've already established that you're not the brightest tool in the box so I'll press on. Lets jump to the topic of the attendence. There were more Cork people at that game than there were Dubs at the Leinster Hurling semi final. And that was one of Corks lowest turn out in years. So who the fuck are you to point fingers?
I noticed you mentioned that you were talking about football and not hurling. Prior to that you were quick to proceed in prompting me to check the attendence numbers before I dared to question youre supposed "loyalty". So correct me if I'm wrong, you're loyalty kicks in when you think you're footballers have a chance of winning, and outside of that you all stay the fuck at home when you think you're going to get beat, whilst also dismissing the fact that you even have a hurling team? Because thats what the facts suggest, and I've got the figures of your attendences this year to back it fucking up.
So anyways, fuck me, I'm bowled over by your loyalty. And there was me following our hurlers and footballers in equal measure like some sort of dick. I've clearly made myself look like quiet a fool here haven't I? I'll have to think before I type in future in case I go making myself look like a fucking retard. Enjoy Sunday c*nt chops, it will be the last time you'll have to make the long journey to Jones' Road this summer. We'll tell Sam you said hi.
