A pen that you turn upside down so the bird's clothes disappear?
You ain't lived if you haven't had the joy of buying your woman an all over black rubber cat suit that she peels down slowly, all in one, in that exact same fashion. I haven't lived either.
Sky Sports says Aspas "could start". I'll put that down to their utter cluelessness
I think so too. They're probably putting 2 and 2 together (we're at home, Crystal Palace struggling etc, so we'll put out a league cup side. We won't. Well, I doubt it.) If he plays, surely it would be upfront tho. But maybe not. Maybe Rodgers thinks he
could play in behind in this 3412. It straddles my Chris Morris-esque 'Sense-Ometer'.
I think Sterling for RWB will be the only change, Henderson in for Lucas. There is a case for Aspas doing Moses's role, tho I would prefer Alberto. Would like to see Aspas play some minutes up front mind, in for Sturridge after 70 when we're 3-0 up and he walks off just holding the back of his thigh a little... a cautionary subbing off.
The important thing is the result tomorrow. 1-0? Yes please.