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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31800 on: September 8, 2015, 04:10:02 pm »
Sturridge is the best player of the two clubs, he should be first name selected

He's barely played in the last 18 months.  He should be nowhere near a combined team. 

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31801 on: September 8, 2015, 04:11:09 pm »

Carrick has never been anything other than average. He's not a masterful creator. Not a goalscorer. Not a DM. Not a Xabi-esque distributor. He's just a guy that does things pretty reliably. Bit like Henderson, 'cept Henderson has far more energy, and probably more goal threat.

Can't agree with that.  Carrick is a very good player

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31802 on: September 8, 2015, 04:53:52 pm »
                   De Gea
Clyne     Sakho    Smalling    Shaw
                  Schwein
  Herrera                   Coutinho
                    Mata
          Sturridge   Benteke

Manager: Lovren

Carrick has never been anything other than average. He's not a masterful creator. Not a goalscorer. Not a DM. Not a Xabi-esque distributor. He's just a guy that does things pretty reliably. Bit like Henderson, 'cept Henderson has far more energy, and probably more goal threat.


Smalling? Otherwise that's a good side, if Sturridge can keep fit. I'd play Rooney ahead of Benteke and probably shuffle that forward three a bit.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31803 on: September 8, 2015, 04:57:38 pm »
Mignolet
Clyne
Sakho
Skrtel
Gomez
Milner
Henderson
Coutinho
Firmino
Sturridge
Benteke

Subs:

Bogdan
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Ings
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Origi
Allen

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31804 on: September 8, 2015, 05:13:02 pm »
Who the feck cares about a combined side.

Feck off with that.

I wouldn't take any of theirs. And the Mancs shouldn't take any of ours. That's just how it should be.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31805 on: September 8, 2015, 05:16:06 pm »
Aye, I'll take a combined side if all of ours stick poison darts in all of theirs in the changing room. Clyne leads all of ours up the stairs, joined by the rest of the Liverpool 11 onto the pitch.

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31806 on: September 8, 2015, 06:36:31 pm »
Its like buying a half and half fucking scarf. Fucking hell. Walshy is spot on.

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31807 on: September 8, 2015, 06:42:38 pm »
Pretty sure its not actually happening.  ::)

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31808 on: September 8, 2015, 09:38:02 pm »
Remember that fucking stupid song they had playing at old Trafford before we stuffed them in 2009? Gold

Take me home, United road

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31809 on: September 8, 2015, 09:41:39 pm »
Remember that fucking stupid song they had playing at old Trafford before we stuffed them in 2009? Gold

Take me home, United road

It wasn't playing, they had someone singing it with a microphone on the touchline :D

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31810 on: September 8, 2015, 09:49:40 pm »
It wasn't playing, they had someone singing it with a microphone on the touchline :D
haha that was it, amazing.

Imagine the atmosphere will be very good on Saturday, should be a fiery game. Last minute winner please  :lickin

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31811 on: September 8, 2015, 09:58:52 pm »
haha that was it, amazing.

Imagine the atmosphere will be very good on Saturday, should be a fiery game. Last minute winner please  :lickin

No way, 6-0 at half time, I'm not having a heart attack watching them c*nts, including Smalling the best English defender plus world record holder and best ever goal scorer ever, ever, ever have a heart in beating us

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31812 on: September 9, 2015, 08:05:46 am »
Who the feck cares about a combined side.

Feck off with that.

I wouldn't take any of theirs. And the Mancs shouldn't take any of ours. That's just how it should be.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31813 on: September 9, 2015, 08:07:34 am »
Imagine if there was no transfer window and teams were allowed to sign players anytime during the season. United would have bought a ‎£50m player every time they lost a game.

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31814 on: September 9, 2015, 11:18:55 am »
Who the feck cares about a combined side.

Feck off with that.

I wouldn't take any of theirs. And the Mancs shouldn't take any of ours. That's just how it should be.

Exactly, this is disgusting stuff from the turdblossom Owen.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31815 on: September 9, 2015, 02:59:01 pm »
Been away for a fortnight, missed much?

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31816 on: September 9, 2015, 02:59:53 pm »
Been away for a fortnight, missed much?

Yes. Your transfer window ended provided pages and pages of humour.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31817 on: September 9, 2015, 03:01:50 pm »
Yes. Your transfer window ended provided pages and pages of humour.

We signed a French wonderkid and kept our best player, what's not to like?




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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31818 on: September 9, 2015, 03:09:41 pm »
We signed a French wonderkid and kept our best player, what's not to like?
 ;)

What did you miss?

Your club reportedly made bids for every superstar player available on earth. Got rejected from everywhere. In most cases, the player didn't want to come. So finally your club had no other option but to sign Martial art.

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31819 on: September 9, 2015, 03:16:31 pm »
Been away for a fortnight, missed much?

Somebody that plays for your lot, and looks suspiciously like a Maris Piper became the best ever footballer that's English last night.
And Woodward once again provided us with hours of amusement.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31820 on: September 9, 2015, 03:54:13 pm »
Been away for a fortnight, missed much?

I've made a list




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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31821 on: September 9, 2015, 03:56:26 pm »
We signed a French wonderkid and kept our best player, what's not to like?




 ;)

Wonderkid :D


I bet 90 percent of your fans had never heard of him.

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31822 on: September 9, 2015, 03:59:25 pm »
Wonderkid :D


I bet 90 percent of your fans had never heard of him.

The very definition of a "wonder kid".

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31823 on: September 9, 2015, 04:15:37 pm »
We signed a French wonderkid and kept our best player, what's not to like?




 ;)

Sounds like us in 2003.

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« Reply #31824 on: September 9, 2015, 04:46:57 pm »
Martial is the next pongolle

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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31825 on: September 9, 2015, 05:50:04 pm »
We signed a French wonderkid and kept our best player, what's not to like?




 ;)

Going by stats, you must think Origi's a wonderkid too then.

Negotiating skills to get him at such a bargain price though. Who needs Muller, Bale, Sergio Ramos et al - With signings like Martial, and desperate last minute scraps to keep want-away goalies, Utd are showing that they truly are back in the big time.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31826 on: September 9, 2015, 06:30:34 pm »
Going by stats, you must think Origi's a wonderkid too then.

Going by stats is a terrible way to judge a player. Sterling scores more goals than Iniesta but I know who I'd rather have in my team.

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« Reply #31827 on: September 9, 2015, 06:31:50 pm »
Martial is the next pongolle
European cup and FA cup coming up for the mancs then, great :(
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31828 on: September 9, 2015, 08:14:23 pm »
missed much?

Firminho, Ronaldo, Bale, Ramos, Pedro, Neymar to name a few.
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31830 on: September 9, 2015, 10:19:10 pm »
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13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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« Reply #31833 on: September 9, 2015, 11:15:47 pm »
Loaned James Wilson out also now. Rooney and Martial only recognised strikers for 4 comps.
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« Reply #31834 on: September 9, 2015, 11:30:13 pm »
Loaned James Wilson out also now. Rooney and Martial only recognised strikers for 4 comps.

In fairness to them they have already identified Felatio as thier number 9.  Smash it 60 yards to elbows and repeat.
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« Reply #31835 on: September 9, 2015, 11:47:18 pm »
Loaned James Wilson out also now. Rooney and Martial only recognised strikers for 4 comps.

You forgot the one with no last name..Memphis.

Those three are their "forwards".
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31836 on: September 10, 2015, 12:16:49 am »
Dressing room revolt according to The Times.

Reporting that senior players are unhappy with Long Ball Louis's tough training regime.
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« Reply #31837 on: September 10, 2015, 02:20:26 am »
Dressing room revolt according to The Times.

Reporting that senior players are unhappy with Long Ball Louis's tough training regime.

Ooh dear , trouble brewing perhaps ...  :D

From The Times

"A delegation of senior Manchester United players has confronted Louis van Gaal with concerns over his rigid training. Unhappy at what they see as stifling methods, the players asked the manager to be allowed to express themselves more freely.

The revelation comes after a stuttering start to the domestic campaign, in which United have scored three goals in four matches in the Barclays Premier League, and fans are demanding more emphasis on attacking adventure.

Supporters will hope that Anthony Martial can provide that, but Van Gaal — who admitted last night that the projected £58.8 million fee United have agreed to pay Monaco for the teenage France striker is “ridiculous” — suggested that his successor would be the main beneficiary of the signing.

The concerns of fans over United’s style of play have been shared by the players. After discussions inside the dressing room, senior figures approached Van Gaal to raise complaints about a lack of creativity. They feel that training orders have become so inflexible that they are hampering performances.

The confrontation, several weeks ago, did not prompt any immediate change from the manager and United prepare to face Liverpool on Saturday on the back of a limp defeat by Swansea City before the international break.

Van Gaal’s decision to sign the unproven Martial as support for Wayne Rooney will bring even more scrutiny to an attack that traditionally has been regarded as one of the club’s greatest strengths.

With United fifth in the table, ahead of Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea but five points behind Manchester City, the leaders, the Dutchman insists that it has been a solid start to the campaign, with better to come as Memphis Depay, Martial and other summer signings fit in. Van Gaal said last night that he would be happy with a top-three finish this season.

The concern of the players is less to do with manpower, or squad strength, after a massive gross outlay under Van Gaal that is now close to £300 million, than the inflexibility of his methods. He has always been a very exact, demanding coach — and, at times, a fierce one — but players reared under Mr. Ferguson are still finding it hard to adjust, even into his second season.

Some, such as Chris Smalling, have clearly benefited, but there is a wider belief in the dressing room that Van Gaal would get much more from his players by allowing them to be more expressive. Van Gaal said last night that the success of his training methods was the reason why United have not suffered any injuries this season compared to the glut they encountered when he joined 14 months ago.

The manager must also patch up his relationship with David De Gea, who, despite being exiled for the opening six matches, could start against Liverpool after his collapsed move to Real Madrid. The pair were due to hold talks yesterday."

EDIT :didn't see this in the match thread !!
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United and David De Gea
« Reply #31838 on: September 10, 2015, 03:44:43 am »
Sounds familiar, does the training involving running dem laps?
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« Reply #31839 on: September 10, 2015, 04:25:24 am »
Training must only be an excuse. The reality is that, the players don't seem to like Van Gaal's "philosophy" ;D
But saying your football is shit is probably excessive, so they complained about the training regime