We should probably close the thread. The majority genuinely think this position is bonkers. The minority think it eminently sensible. And now the nerds have been given the keys those that matter think it sensible too.
The thread still needs to stay open to discuss how much of a shocking footballer he is.
Someone like him needs to back himself with actual goals. Not XG. Not shot production. Not even actual assists. Goals to counterbalance the shoddy player we get on the whole. Instead we are getting <15 league goals seasons out of him mixed with his ability not even trap a ball and sufficiently link up play to an acceptable standard.
At least Lukaku backed himself with 15+ league goal seasons to mask over his awful attributes elsewhere . He was one didn't let variance hit him negatively.
Nunez can't even do that. We have to put up with his poor traits and along with that watch him continuously aim for the keepers noggin, or failing that hand the crowd a match ball souvenir.
He needs to hit 20 league goals next season. That is the minimum you should be getting from someone so lacking in basic attributes. Otherwise we need to start sending feelers to the clubs managed by Mourinho, Conte and Simeone. They are all exactly the type who would adore his tireless runs and great shot production. I mean he will miss the majority of them, but they will still end up besotted with how much he would fit their blueprint.
Hopefully from there.... we can hit on a player with elite underlying data and the basic attributes mixed in. Not even asking for someone who is of the standard of Kane or Havertz. Just someone who is at least average in the basic attributes that are needed to look like an accomplished footballer.