Fucking hell, no wonder they keep splitting up, all having their birthday on the same day must cause ructions on the tour bus.
Nash: I want to blow out my candles first.
Stills: Fuck off Graham, you're not even American
Young: Neither am I Stephen, you fat fuck and your voice has been shite since the second Manassas LP
Crosby: Guys, I just lit this spliff and now my moustache is on fire...