On the afternoon drive home today, Black Sabbath came on the radio and I started singing along with my own made up lyrics. Given Klopp's apparent like for heavy metal, they made me laugh, as I imagined Anfield in full voice. Perhaps now, or tomorrow, is the time to start thinking about a song for him. All suggestions welcome....
To Black Sabbath's "Symptom of the Universe"
Take me the through the trophy room of Shankly’s golden years,
Bobbie, Kenny, Rafa, too, we fucked Chelsea with our cheers.
All we have to give to you is a love that never dies,
Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives.
Yeah………….
Yeah………….
Jurgen's Kop will hound you ‘til you bleeding from your ears.
Chelsea, Arse, and Man Utd, we can smell your fear.
Klopp is coming for you, and you know that he’s insane,
He's running down the touchline and your fucking off again.
Yeah…….....
Yeah………...
All we have to give you is a love that never dies,
Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives.