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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« on: December 13, 2019, 02:40:09 pm »
Not sorry at all...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD.



Have a good one Cock Chops XX :wave


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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2019, 02:48:00 pm »
Happy birthday Chops mate, have a boss day kidda  :hally

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2019, 03:03:43 pm »
Ha ha :D

Happy birthday la.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2019, 04:48:25 pm »
Happy birthday you absolute weapon!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2019, 07:48:12 pm »
;D

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2019, 08:21:35 pm »
From one bad Ted to another, Happy Birthday, mate. 🎂  ;)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2019, 08:27:05 pm »
Hicky Burpday, ya bad meff  ;D 8) ::) :-*

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2019, 08:38:27 pm »
Happy birthday, wanker.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2019, 11:18:18 pm »
Happy Birthday Chops..

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2019, 11:51:38 pm »
Happy birthday yer fat bellend
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2019, 11:54:17 pm »
Happy birthday ya old fucker.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2019, 12:38:20 am »
I remember birthday threads. Happy Birthday Chops! :D

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2019, 12:43:39 am »
I remember birthday threads. Happy Birthday Chops! :D
You're not as old as Chops then Nick mate. He can't even remember his last birthday.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2019, 12:59:29 am »
You're not as old as Chops then Nick mate. He can't even remember his last birthday.
it was the same time last year,if that helps

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2019, 01:24:56 am »
Many many happy returns. x


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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2020, 09:37:37 pm »
Happy birthday Chops xx

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2020, 09:44:16 pm »
21 again!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2020, 11:24:25 pm »
Can’t believe how fast this year has gone  :o
Happy birthday Chopalofagus  :scarf
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2020, 11:32:50 pm »
Chops fuckin happy birthday lar.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2020, 11:38:11 pm »
Happy birthday yer fat bellend
And this was pre-Covid, before he (Chops not Andy) had 15 Pimms and (not diet) lemo every night.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2020, 08:48:59 am »
21 again!
That man has big feet......

Hicky burpday chops.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2020, 09:21:46 am »
Happy Birthday Chops!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2020, 09:22:13 am »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2020, 09:22:34 am »
Happy birthday Chopper[emoji1635]

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2020, 11:24:24 am »
Have good 'un cockhead

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2020, 11:28:05 am »
Have a good 'un :wave
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2021, 11:34:59 am »
Not sorry at all...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD.



Have a good one Cock Chops XX :wave


Happy Birthday mate. Hope you n the family are well xx

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2021, 11:50:59 am »
Have good 'un cockhead

Same again, but one year on

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2021, 11:55:07 am »
Same again, but one year on
What a beautiful Luke warm sentiment

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2021, 01:23:07 pm »
All the very best to you Chops me big mate, have a boss day chuffer  :thumbsup :hally

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2021, 01:25:05 pm »
Happy birthday ya fooking nutter.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2021, 01:25:27 pm »
Happy Birthday Choppo!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2021, 02:18:23 pm »
Happy Birthday Chopsticks.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2021, 02:37:51 pm »
This is great. CHOPPER shares his birthday with Taylor Swift, have they ever been seen in the same room together?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2021, 03:41:29 pm »
Happy Birthday Chops
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2021, 04:11:13 pm »
Hurpy Burpy Churpy
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2021, 05:26:44 pm »
This is great. CHOPPER shares his birthday with Taylor Swift, have they ever been seen in the same room together?

I don’t think they’re allowed to be for legal reasons.

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« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2021, 10:35:01 pm »
Happy B'day honey.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2021, 10:38:42 pm »
Happy date of entry Chops.  ;D

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD!!....SORRY,I MEAN, CHOPPER
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2021, 03:45:36 am »
Happy birthday, mate... With love.  :)  :)
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