I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.
In 9 days, he is a Super Cup winner, starting the match.
The quickest trophy won for any Liverpool player ever...?
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
I like the way he remembered to pick his, presumably “lucky”, towel up before running off to celebrate.
But he was off his line. That was the defining move. Game will be remembered for two refereeing failures for me.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
The first trophy of his career I think? Seems like a class guy, well deserved tonight pulled off some good saves
