Author Topic: Seinfeld (Read 112374 times)

dante · « **Reply #200 on:** April 24, 2008, 05:55:51 pm »

Quote from: Hot Cross Bun on April 24, 2008, 04:02:49 pm

I've never watched an episode of Seinfeld, is that sad?

no
I envy you
you can watch them all for the first time =]

kingmonkey007 · « **Reply #201 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:55:08 pm »

Never knew they were a Seinfeld thread,
posted this in the Youtube thread but thought it would be best served in here:

Jerry Seinfeld was on Larry King live and Larry King asks Jerry "did Seinfeld get cancelled?"!!

Quote from: kingmonkey007 on April 23, 2008, 07:04:29 pm

Jerry Seinfeld on Larry King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZfUgVSfKdQ

Larry King =

Ray K · « **Reply #202 on:** April 24, 2008, 11:55:29 pm »

Quote from: kingmonkey007 on April 24, 2008, 06:55:08 pm

Never knew they were a Seinfeld thread,
posted this in the Youtube thread but thought it would be best served in here:

Jerry Seinfeld was on Larry King live and Larry King asks Jerry "did Seinfeld get cancelled?"!!

That's nothing.

Ireland's Late late show, top chat show in ireland - presented by a lump of wood.
Pat Kenny - as Fr Jack would say, a gobshite.
He calls him Jerry 'SEINFIELD' throughout. You have to watch from behind your fingers though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8

Garstonite · « **Reply #203 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:36:31 pm »

Jerry: You slept with him.
Elaine: Yeah, but we reversed positions.
Jerry: What do you mean?
Elaine: You know. Top to bottom.
Jerry: What difference does that make? Your genitals are still in line with one another.
Elaine: No. You see, I put my back to him.
[Jerry and George raise their eyebrows and look at one another.]

dante · « **Reply #204 on:** August 1, 2008, 11:20:25 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 29, 2008, 11:36:31 pm

Jerry: You slept with him.
Elaine: Yeah, but we reversed positions.
Jerry: What do you mean?
Elaine: You know. Top to bottom.
Jerry: What difference does that make? Your genitals are still in line with one another.
Elaine: No. You see, I put my back to him.
[Jerry and George raise their eyebrows and look at one another.]

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #205 on:** August 1, 2008, 11:38:06 pm »

What the hell is a velvet fog?

sabbathfan · « **Reply #206 on:** August 1, 2008, 11:57:43 pm »

Greatest TV show ever. FACT.

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #207 on:** August 2, 2008, 12:01:39 am »

Quote from: sabbathfan on August 1, 2008, 11:57:43 pm

Greatest TV show ever. FACT.

Right up there, just behind Arrested Development and Larry Sanders though. FACT.

sabbathfan · « **Reply #208 on:** August 2, 2008, 12:33:18 am »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on August 2, 2008, 12:01:39 am

Right up there, just behind Arrested Development and Larry Sanders though. FACT.

Nah, as great as the other two are they are half a point behind Seinfeld. Fact.

Texas Reds Fan · « **Reply #209 on:** August 2, 2008, 12:36:28 am »

Earlier, watched the one where Kramer tries to defraud the postal service by trying to make it look like they destroyed Jerry's broken stereo. Hilarious how Newman cracked in the interrogation of Jerry by having the heat lamp right on his own face.

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #210 on:** August 2, 2008, 12:53:47 am »

Quote from: Texas Reds Fan on August 2, 2008, 12:36:28 am

Earlier, watched the one where Kramer tries to defraud the postal service by trying to make it look like they destroyed Jerry's broken stereo. Hilarious how Newman cracked in the interrogation of Jerry by having the heat lamp right on his own face.

Texas Reds Fan · « **Reply #211 on:** August 3, 2008, 03:44:13 am »

Didn't need to see that again but thanks

Bob Sacamano · « **Reply #212 on:** August 3, 2008, 05:43:54 am »

Quote from: Texas Reds Fan on August 2, 2008, 12:36:28 am

Earlier, watched the one where Kramer tries to defraud the postal service by trying to make it look like they destroyed Jerry's broken stereo. Hilarious how Newman cracked in the interrogation of Jerry by having the heat lamp right on his own face.

Newman (sweating profusely under a hot lamp): Pretty hot under these lights eh seinfeld?...pretty....hot

Jerry (relaxed and drinking a soda): Actually I'm quite comfortable

Newman: Not gonna play ball huh?!

Bob Sacamano · « **Reply #213 on:** August 3, 2008, 06:05:47 am »

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo?
Kramer : It's just a write off for them.
Jerry : How is it a write off?
Kramer : They just write it off.
Jerry : Write it off what?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is.
Kramer : Do you?
Jerry : No. I don't.
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off.

Kramer at his finest...

Garstonite · « **Reply #214 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:03:50 pm »

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #215 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:21:30 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on January 12, 2009, 02:03:50 pm

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Yada Yada

bryanod · « **Reply #216 on:** January 12, 2009, 08:59:18 pm »

Quote from: zimmie'5555 on January 12, 2009, 02:21:30 pm

Yada Yada

You're sooooooooooooooooooo good looking!

the good half · « **Reply #217 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:52:42 am »

Tuna Salad! On Rye! With a side order of poatoe salad...AND A CUPPA TEA!!! Aha!

Tom_B · « **Reply #218 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:03:25 am »

Jambalaya!

TomG · « **Reply #219 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:20:29 am »

Beth: Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

Jerry: What?

Beth: A dentist. (They laugh)

Jerry: That's a good one. Dentists.

Beth: Yeah, who needs 'em? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews. (Jerry fakes a smile)

afc tukrish · « **Reply #220 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:59:56 am »

"Extra MSG..."

TomG · « **Reply #221 on:** January 13, 2009, 05:49:32 am »

Sheila: Come on Jerry we're leaving!

Jerry: Do I know you?

I lose it everytime.

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #222 on:** January 13, 2009, 09:23:20 am »

I hate people

Emo Phillips · « **Reply #223 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:13:11 pm »

The Moops! The Moops!

Garstonite · « **Reply #224 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:06:25 pm »

Believe it or not George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I beeeeeeeeeeee?
Believe it or not, I'm not home

What is Holland?
What do you mean, 'what is Holland'? It's a country, right next to Belgium.
No, that's the Netherlands.
Holland is the Netherlands.
Then who are the Dutch?

Tom_B · « **Reply #225 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:23:57 pm »

Stop your crying will YA?

zimmie'5555 · « **Reply #226 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:41:32 pm »

I got hand!

* · « **Reply #227 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:15:14 pm »

Love the Kruger episodes.

George sent the photo to get him airbrushed and ended up with a cartoon.

Degs · « **Reply #228 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:21:07 pm »

I choose not to run

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #229 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:25:59 pm »

"She's got man-hands!"

Emo Phillips · « **Reply #230 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:31:46 pm »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 13, 2009, 03:25:59 pm

"She's got man-hands!"

And the woman who's gorgeous in certain lights, horrific in others...

eric_cartman · « **Reply #231 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:33:09 pm »

the best show ever

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #232 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:35:11 pm »

Quote from: Emo Phillips on January 13, 2009, 04:31:46 pm

And the woman who's gorgeous in certain lights, horrific in others...

"She's a two-face!"

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #233 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:40:06 pm »

...Mulva?

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #234 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:25:57 pm »

"Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That’s the George you know, the George you grew up with — Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George...."

"I love that George."

"Me too! And he’s dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!"

TomG · « **Reply #235 on:** January 14, 2009, 01:21:11 am »

"Hey George, the ocean called....They're running out of shrimp."

"Oh Yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

"Whats the difference? You're their all time best seller."

"Yeah!? Well I had sex with your wife!"

buchigo! · « **Reply #236 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:59:02 am »

george costanza is the greatest tv character of all time.

TomG · « **Reply #237 on:** January 19, 2009, 01:35:26 am »

Closely followed by this guy

Cosmo Kramer, The Assman

Bronx Red · « **Reply #238 on:** January 19, 2009, 02:08:58 am »

I'm sure its been mentioned but the scene where Kramer is telling them about him driving the bus and knocking the mugger out , where Jerry says . You kept making all the stops ? and Kramer Well people kept ringing the bell was a classic

TomG · « **Reply #239 on:** January 19, 2009, 02:58:05 am »

"but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment, I was a marine biologist."

This one has probably been mentioned before but I thought id do it again because I just saw the episode last night.....

"Believe it or not, George isnt at home. Please leave a message at the beep...

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be??

Believe it or not, I'm not home.."

Brilliant