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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #160 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:42 pm »
Both Nunez and Mo should have slotted one each by now. It’s not as bad as people are making out.

True, we should be leading the game we need to find our touch in front of goal.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #161 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:43 pm »
Our midfield is made of glass…

Thiago and Keita constantly injured

Henderson off the pace

Milner 36 Years old

Ox - Is he always injured

Fabinho - Having his worst period for the club…

Elliot and Carvalho are only young

Curtis Jones now having injury problems

Last 2 injuries for Keita have been impact injuries from terrible, violent tackles, the kind any player could get injured from - he hasn't missed much of last 18 months through the previous niggles etc he used to constantly get

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #162 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:50 pm »
Not really that sharp going forward. Very disjointed. We are conceding far too often as well. No real clear cut chances for us. Elliot played well, that’s about it.
Pretty much what I was going to post as well.

Theory? We're still hurting about last season. We went so far, broke so many records, etc, but ultimately come up short - think this is playing on our minds and also this is boring, same-again opponents that just wear you down by sitting behind the ball and hitting on the counter. Sucks the life out of me just watching Palace and the ilk.

These two things are exacerbating our views as well - Anything less than perfection is immediately pounced on, we (and City) have set the bar that high. That said, we've had the chances to be at least 2 up and Harvey is looking superb.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #163 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:52 pm »
Like to see kostas come on, more likely to hit Darwen.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #164 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:57 pm »

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #165 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:57 pm »
Sorry but this is flat out wrong - he’s touch tight with no reason to be then takes a step back when he could try and step up… he’s been wrecked that half anytime they’ve run at him. It’s not his fault he can’t play in this set up

This, he being exposed here big time.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #166 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:57 pm »
Sorry but this is flat out wrong - he’s touch tight with no reason to be then takes a step back when he could try and step up… he’s been wrecked that half anytime they’ve run at him. It’s not his fault he can’t play in this set up

Yeah. Too square. Too tentative. Zaha inviting Nat on to him and waiting for the pass. A simple pass at that. Virgil was not exactly blameless either.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #167 on: August 15, 2022, 09:01:58 pm »
Robertson was poor against Fulham and not much better tonight.

Been poor for a lot longer than that but it's heresy to bring it up.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #168 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:04 pm »
You’re attacking our fifth choice centre half for being…… the level of a fifth choice centre half?

Correct mate. There's a reason why he's 5th choice, the guy is limited compared to the 4 in front of him but if we have to pick him that's not his fault and he has done his best.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #169 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:13 pm »
Van Dijk very disapointing for the goal
Just seemed to stand off Zaha when he could have just thrown himself to try a block.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #170 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:15 pm »
Our midfield is made of glass…

Thiago and Keita constantly injured

Henderson off the pace

Milner 36 Years old

Ox - Is he always injured

Fabinho - Having his worst period for the club…

Elliot and Carvalho are only young

Curtis Jones now having injury problems

This. But some still don't seem to acknowledge it

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #171 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:17 pm »
Keita and Carvalho needed asap.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #172 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:32 pm »
Genuinely not far away there. Should be leading.

Went flat though.

Yes. Next 10 are important. I hope something positive (like a goal) happens or at least something controversial to get the crowd up.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #173 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:40 pm »
Shocking half time result = a shocking team selection.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #174 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:42 pm »
Keita and Carvalho needed asap.

For who tho ?
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #175 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:51 pm »
Everyone sprinting forward as soon as fab or Trent get the ball leaving no options and easy palace defending
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #176 on: August 15, 2022, 09:02:53 pm »
Correct. Too many people blame Phillips but there’s basically nothing he could have done for their goal. The missed tackle by Fabinho was the problem and he has looked way off the pace.

I’m worried that we’ll see the same pattern in the 2nd half unless we start to win the individual battles.

It was so obviously going to happen with Nat back there though but yeah teams always get in behind us with one pass to a pacy winger.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #177 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:01 pm »
We literally saw a sucker punch against the run of play in the last match we played.
Rafa’s blanket isn’t it….

Stick it in the net at their end and it’s not important.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #178 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:02 pm »
Id get Carvalho on for Diaz, more likely to score a goal.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #179 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:05 pm »

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #180 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:11 pm »
Should have scored when on top. One sloppy passage of play has spooked us. Time for them to dig us out of it.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #181 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:13 pm »
Can’t leave Phillps out there he’s getting murdered .. Get Keita on and drop Fab into defence

Are we even confident Fabinho is quicker than Nat? I'm not convinced Fab is fit. If he is... yikes. He's moving at a snail's pace out there.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #182 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:14 pm »
Really, we just to put our chances away early, and the rest will take care of itself. The more we time passes and we get frustrated then this happens...

Still a 2nd half to go, come on Mighty Red Men, turn this around and wake this season up.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #183 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:24 pm »
Keita for Milner would be the change for me.  At least then we wouldn't have one of our midfielders playing on both touchlines like Milner has done a fair bit of this match.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #184 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:36 pm »
Fabinho will get a lot of blame but he’s so isolated, we’re crazy open in midfield.
What left us 'crazy open' in midfield is Fabinho's attempt to nick the ball that left Zaha running into space, with the man on the ball with nothing to stop him picking a pass. If he'd held the player up, Trent was a few yards away and Palace would have gone backwards or run into trouble. Fine, counter press, nick the ball and be right back on the attack: but he was never in a position to win the ball.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #185 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:46 pm »
If we don't equalise they'll kill us with a counter late on.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #186 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:48 pm »
Some embarrassing comments in here. We put away our chances and we win easy second half.
Just like the first half then, oh wait, we didn’t put any chances away.
I always think we will win , however we need to sharpen up infront of goal massively.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #187 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:52 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #188 on: August 15, 2022, 09:03:56 pm »
You’re attacking our fifth choice centre half for being…… the level of a fifth choice centre half?

Nothing in his post is 'attacking' him.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #189 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:07 pm »
Hopefully get an early goal here and turn things around.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #190 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:22 pm »
And this is why we don’t have match threads…!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #191 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:34 pm »
Both Nunez and Mo should have slotted one each by now. It’s not as bad as people are making out.

But they didn't therefore it is.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #192 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:42 pm »
Are we even confident Fabinho is quicker than Nat? I'm not convinced Fab is fit. If he is... yikes. He's moving at a snail's pace out there.

Fab seems to be a little bit behind the game at the moment, not quite getting his challenges in on time.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #193 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:43 pm »
He’s fourth choice of Joe is on bench

VVD, Matip, Konate, Gomez and then Phillips. It’s always the easy target to blame a player who is 5th choice when our first choice players are playing worse than he is.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #194 on: August 15, 2022, 09:04:45 pm »
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