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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1480 on: July 7, 2020, 10:46:32 am »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1481 on: July 7, 2020, 10:47:08 am »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1482 on: July 7, 2020, 10:47:49 am »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1483 on: July 7, 2020, 11:03:25 am »
Think your graph is wrong mate, united should be rocketing upwards with their recent run of results.
You just need to hold your phone/ipad/monitor on an angle.  That'll fix it.  Or maybe a strategically placed brick?

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1484 on: July 8, 2020, 08:39:03 am »
You just need to hold your phone/ipad/monitor on an angle.  That'll fix it.  Or maybe a strategically placed brick?

But then we'd go vertical.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1485 on: July 8, 2020, 08:41:42 am »
But then we'd go vertical.
sounds about right.  No?

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1486 on: July 8, 2020, 09:25:35 am »
Sunderland in 1892 or something, when there were 13 home games

So probably before Liverpool we’re even formed?

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1487 on: July 8, 2020, 12:10:59 pm »
Wasn't sure where to post this but this seems as good a place as any.

Are Liverpool going to set a new points record for the English top division?

I’ve used FiveThirtyEight’s data to figure out what the chances are.

Roughly a one in three chance that we get 101-or-more. It’s like Bullseye…

A one in 10 shot that we exactly equal the record, and 75% chance of setting a new club record of 98-or-more (though that won’t feel particularly significant to be honest).

The thing I like most though is that the most likely individual sequence of results from the 243 possible combinations is win-win-win-win-win!

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1488 on: July 8, 2020, 01:59:00 pm »
Wasn't sure where to post this but this seems as good a place as any.

Are Liverpool going to set a new points record for the English top division?

I’ve used FiveThirtyEight’s data to figure out what the chances are.

Roughly a one in three chance that we get 101-or-more. It’s like Bullseye…

A one in 10 shot that we exactly equal the record, and 75% chance of setting a new club record of 98-or-more (though that won’t feel particularly significant to be honest).

The thing I like most though is that the most likely individual sequence of results from the 243 possible combinations is win-win-win-win-win!
Excellent, that, Andy, but may I remind you and everyone else here of the law of mockers...we prefer talk such as:

97 points? We'll never do that again
Probably not win again this year
Etc etc

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1489 on: July 8, 2020, 02:13:15 pm »
Excellent, that, Andy, but may I remind you and everyone else here of the law of mockers...we prefer talk such as:

97 points? We'll never do that again
Probably not win again this year
Etc etc

Haha, well it's more likely that we won't do it than we will, so there we are. Not going to happen!

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1490 on: July 8, 2020, 03:35:32 pm »
Think your graph is wrong mate, united should be rocketing upwards with their recent run of results.
Blimey...

Now I see it, they’ve had a really easy run,,,
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1491 on: July 9, 2020, 10:37:13 am »
Not posted these for a while:

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1492 on: July 9, 2020, 10:37:30 am »
"I said to the boys before the game it would be impossible. But because it’s you, I say we have a chance."
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1493 on: July 9, 2020, 12:47:42 pm »
Not posted these for a while:



I do especially like this one.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1494 on: July 9, 2020, 10:58:08 pm »


We will finish a minimum of 11 points ahead of City. :)
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1496 on: July 9, 2020, 11:23:24 pm »
Ah, look at which one is the only team on the rise... We're doomed!
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1497 on: July 9, 2020, 11:42:35 pm »
Where did Everton go?

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1498 on: July 10, 2020, 12:18:59 am »
We will finish a minimum of 11 points ahead of City. :)

Only 1 frikken other team can even get more than 80pts!!!!!!

Wow.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1499 on: July 10, 2020, 12:28:02 am »
We would have been champions without playing after the break!

Wow!
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1500 on: July 10, 2020, 09:02:46 am »
Even if we had to go into administration, we'd be champions  ;D

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1501 on: July 10, 2020, 11:19:32 am »
We would have been champions without playing after the break!

Wow!
Yep, as it stands the 2-1 win over Bournemouth confirmed us as champions, we just didn't know it at the time...

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1502 on: July 10, 2020, 12:16:01 pm »
APLT Full Table : Matchweek 34
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1503 on: July 10, 2020, 12:16:40 pm »
APLT Analysis & Extrapolations : Matchweek 34
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1504 on: July 10, 2020, 12:17:20 pm »
APLT Table Comparison : Matchweek 34
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1505 on: July 10, 2020, 12:18:00 pm »
APLT Revolving Par : Matchweek 34
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1506 on: July 10, 2020, 12:18:42 pm »
LFC Current & Projected Form : Matchweek 34
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1507 on: July 14, 2020, 12:01:32 pm »
APLT Full Table : Matchweek 35
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1508 on: July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 pm »
APLT Analysis & Extrapolations : Matchweek 35
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1509 on: July 14, 2020, 12:02:56 pm »
APLT Table Comparison : Matchweek 35
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1510 on: July 14, 2020, 12:03:29 pm »
APLT Revolving Par : Matchweek 35
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1511 on: July 14, 2020, 12:04:10 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1512 on: July 15, 2020, 05:00:19 pm »
Just wanted to say a huge thanks again to Prof for this brilliant thread, which has been great to follow every season - especially this one.

Also some great contributions this season from other posters, and I will never tire of seeing how good we are in every possible type of graph, table or chart available.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1514 on: July 15, 2020, 10:19:19 pm »
Sorry lads, I've not been doing the mockers. I hold myself personally responsible for the last two games.



I think as much as the players tell themselves they want to keep pushing and getting results their bodies have absolutely gone on holiday. And you can't really blame them. But in hindsight he probably should have played the kids.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1515 on: July 15, 2020, 10:21:38 pm »
Recent results save this and the results comparison thread next season

Had we got 105+ points we’d have always been behind next year

Least now we have results we can improve on!

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1516 on: July 15, 2020, 10:22:22 pm »
That's the post-Burnley round update I was a bit slow with.

We're just luring them all into a false sense of security for next season.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1517 on: July 15, 2020, 10:27:53 pm »
That's the post-Burnley round update I was a bit slow with.

We're just luring them all into a false sense of security for next season.

Only a slight blip today!

I’d love us to go back to back 97 points


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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1518 on: July 15, 2020, 11:19:13 pm »
The red in Spurs and Arsenal away rows is grim for them. Not that the home rows are that much better.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2019-20
« Reply #1519 on: July 15, 2020, 11:41:55 pm »
Sorry lads, I've not been doing the mockers. I hold myself personally responsible for the last two games.



I think as much as the players tell themselves they want to keep pushing and getting results their bodies have absolutely gone on holiday. And you can't really blame them. But in hindsight he probably should have played the kids.

So you should apologise you disgrace.  ;D
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