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The Slot Machine
« on: May 17, 2024, 06:06:52 pm »



Yeeeaaah baby
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2024, 06:09:01 pm »
He's gonna...    fit right in!!
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Re: The Slot Machine
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2024, 06:38:08 pm »
One Arne Bandit!
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2024, 06:46:45 pm »
I’m just a Slot Machine, give me a win or three, and I’m fine!
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2024, 06:52:08 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on May 17, 2024, 06:06:52 pm



Yeeeaaah baby

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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2024, 07:43:59 pm »
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2024, 07:45:54 pm »
phew....head in the gutter....it doesn't say The Slut Machine. Was on the wrong site for a minute.
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2024, 07:54:41 pm »
It’s a gamble. That’s for sure!
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2024, 08:01:38 pm »
They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas
They got more silver than Buckingham Palace
No-one knows quite what to expect
When the Slot Machine's in full effect
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2024, 08:58:55 pm »
Best of Luck to the new man.
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2024, 09:12:48 pm »
The slot machine better give us number 7
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2024, 01:25:36 am »
Surely it's got to be:

Slot to the heart...

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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2024, 01:40:37 am »
Hold your plums
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2024, 08:40:56 am »
Play big, win big eh?! I've a feeling we gonna hit the jackpot! Yeahhh!!!
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2024, 08:44:02 am »
Quote from: kavah on May 18, 2024, 01:40:37 am
Hold your plums
;D give us clue Arne.
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2024, 07:39:10 pm »
I've seen a few of them go west in the 80's. I think it was Oxford away and few lads just unplugged them , walked out and threw them in their van.
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2024, 07:43:45 pm »
Quote from: kesey on May 18, 2024, 07:39:10 pm
I've seen a few of them go west in the 80's. I think it was Oxford away and few lads just unplugged them , walked out and threw them in their van.

Are you saying you kindnapped our new manager mate?
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Re: The Slot Machine
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2024, 11:23:09 pm »
Quote from: kesey on May 18, 2024, 07:39:10 pm
I've seen a few of them go west in the 80's. I think it was Oxford away and few lads just unplugged them , walked out and threw them in their van.

ha ha

The Orient Fruit machine Riot* in Speke the early 80s when it got switched off by accident

Them Ford's lads had put a few bob in the machine like  ;D

* it's on here somewhere - made it into a book
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