My dream I mentioned in the "Hannoy" thread before my youngest burst into our room screaming about a nightmare, ruined this interesting dream.
This is what I remember.
Stood on a country road with a group of guys, waiting around.
SSN Hayley Mcqueen rolls up, what I do recall I was using one liners and she kept turning around smiling, one line I do recall she mentioned "The Greeks taught us about farming" and replied "what didn't the Greeks teach us" she was impressed at that line.
Anyway a people carrier stops by the group of us, turns out I'm with LUFC squad who i do not recognise and I'm also a player as well and we are on the way to Bielsa's Curry house and it's in this really run down area that looks like a Brazilian shanty town, go inside and it's really posh inside.
We sit round this huge round table, Bielsa walks over in a wooly jumper, I tell him I need to go for a slash, he's not impressed, and there is a massive queue, and the toilet is just there, and this guy stood at side of me talking nonsense while im in the queue, I go to wash my hands which is funny because I never had a slash, next sink over I see someone I haven't seen since school is there, say hi to him and he totally blanks me, walk back Gary Lineker is sat at our table, and some girls are there who turn out to be the players other halves.
Seems they were all these fashionista types with avant garde clothing there on the other side of the room, funny hats and stuff, sat there watching me, they end up filming something for a film crew as there is a little tv showing them on it.
I don't eat anything, next part is jumping in a people carrier, and I'm in the one with the players other halves, and it's packed and I'm panicking the seatbelt isn't working, one of them says you have an american seatbelt it won't work and they are laughing at me, I look out of the window and I'm seeing Dobermans and Rottweilers, some of them are pure white as well and they are in packs in this shanty town.
Then I got woken up by a screaming 5 year old.