Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Son of Spion]

Some idiot driving an artic lorry, tries to drive through the Queensway[Birkenhead] Tunnel, were artics have long been banned, the artic smashed a few lights & has wedged itself between the roof & road deck of the tunnel, thus tunnel is now closed & City Centre is in chaos as a result, even non river buses being diverted & massively delayed as a result.

I wondered why town was gridlocked this afternoon when I was approaching from north of the city. 

[Son of Spion]

He does look like a right dopey fucker the way he mopes along. Could be a massively over protective mother, it's dead quiet where we live, no scallies and no reason to molly coddle a kid. There is another paper boy and he uses his bike.

No scallies? I thought you lived in Manchester. 

[rob1966]

No scallies? I thought you lived in Manchester. 

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

[liversaint]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

Middle class Manchester? Surely an oxymoron?

[Son of Spion]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

[afc tukrish]

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

 

[BlackandWhitePaul]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

Posh c*nt   

[rob1966]

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

That's her Ma, the stuck up old twat.

Posh c*nt   

Yes and you can call me sir from now on, my good man

[redbyrdz]

I have seen the parent driving the paper round kid before. Was thinking about how that can happen, because surely you spend more on petrol  than the kid earns.

Maybe it's "you will do your paper round, even if I have to drive you round"
Or: "mum, mum, please my bike is broken, can you give me a lift"

[rob1966]

I have seen the parent driving the paper round kid before. Was thinking about how that can happen, because surely you spend more on petrol  than the kid earns.

Maybe it's "you will do your paper round, even if I have to drive you round"
Or: "mum, mum, please my bike is broken, can you give me a lift"

That was my thought. I doubt know them, but I don't think it is for the money, maybe more of making him do something, he deffo looks like he can't be arsed when he drags himself to the doors. They appeared in a brand new Mini Clubman this week - it was a blue 68 plate one on Monday and a 19 plate yesterday, they start at £20k.

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts, I have the laptop set up in the front room when I'm working from home and I face the road.

[Crosby Nick]

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts, I have the laptop set up in the front room when I'm working from home and I face the road.

Yeah, ok Mrs Mangel.

[Tesco tearaway]

Yeah, ok Mrs Mangel.

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

[rob1966]

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

Its the 21st Century ffs, CCTV cameras linked to the telly in the living room, I don't even have to move from the couch

[Crosby Nick]

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

That’s Home & Away ya flamin’ galah!

[CraigDS]

When your missus asks you to pick her up earlier than planned so you get up early to make sure you’re there on time and then as you pull up she tells you she’ll be half an hour 

[Tesco tearaway]

Its the 21st Century ffs, CCTV cameras linked to the telly in the living room, I don't even have to move from the couch

That’s Home & Away ya flamin’ galah!

 

[Son of Spion]

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts

Hi Rob 

[rob1966]

c*nts like this. A 10 yr old boy was killed at a holiday park and it is all me, me , me 

A woman staying at the site with her two children, who asked to remain anonymous, said she woke up earlier to see police and forensic staff "everywhere".

"It is just really eerie," she said.

"Loads of people have packed up and left and I have asked to be moved to the furthest part otherwise I was going home."

The woman said the police presence was frightening for her children.

"It doesn't feel like a holiday camp - it is horrible," she added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47919486

[So… Howard Philips]

c*nts like this. A 10 yr old boy was killed at a holiday park and it is all me, me , me 

A woman staying at the site with her two children, who asked to remain anonymous, said she woke up earlier to see police and forensic staff "everywhere".

"It is just really eerie," she said.

"Loads of people have packed up and left and I have asked to be moved to the furthest part otherwise I was going home."

The woman said the police presence was frightening for her children.

"It doesn't feel like a holiday camp - it is horrible," she added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47919486

Don't know what they are moaning about, the mad dog is in custody so they are safe.

Mind you a bit of compo would make their holiday more enjoyable.

[[new username under construction]]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

[CraigDS]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

Press back up and they go don’t they?

[[new username under construction]]

Press back up and they go don’t they?

Yeah for a few mins then pop back on, eventually go away but takes too much arsing about.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Yes and you can call me sir from now on, my good man

Yes My Lord, and it is an honour and my pleasure to do so   

[afc tukrish]

Yeah for a few mins then pop back on, eventually go away but takes too much arsing about.

That's what she said...

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

Speaking of Sky...

With Sky Q when scrolling through channels, pressing channel + makes you go up through the channels (e.g. 101 to 102) but pressing the up arrow makes you go down (e.g. 999 to 998). So unnecessarily confusing.

[Billy The Kid]

People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's

Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.

[rob1966]

Sky Go wouldn't load yesterday, didn't get on a decent stream til it was 2-0

[Billy The Kid]

Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.

I don't mind people reading their star sign for amusement purposes. I do it myself.

It's kind of like Wrestling. We all know it's a load of made up bollox but it can be a bit of craic sometimes

It's the people who legitimately believe horoscopes, adopt them, and try to excuse themselves off the back of them that I can't stand 

[Lee1-6Liv]

The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

[sms1986]

The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

To be fair, it's being invested into charity but it should be for everyone and not just those within a certain area or not at all.

[The Bournemouth Red]

When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.

[Tesco tearaway]

When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.

Every fucking time 

[Statto Red]

When you keep getting This site can’t be reached, when clicking some sites when they were working perfectly yesterday.

[Nobby Reserve]

When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

[Statto Red]

You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths.

[Billy The Kid]

You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths.

When I'm doing paper work I like to put on some chill out trance music on YouTube to help me concentrate

I've noticed recently that if you're listening to a playlist, YouTube will stop autoplay every 30 minutes or so to ask you if you still want to keep playing the videos

Fucking annoying as hell. I love YouTube in many many ways, but also have many reasons for hating it

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!

[Nobby Reserve]

Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!

This was a t-shirt belonging to my 15 year old daughter. She'd got it at a concert - the first one she'd been to without a 'responsible adult'. Meant a lot to her, andcshe can't get another. She was going to get changed into it on the train (family trip to London on Sunday for a couple of days) but ended up not doing and left it on her chair.

A child's fucking t-shirt! And the cleaner either pocketed it or couldn't be arsed putting it in lost property.

The fucking twat.

[Son of Spion]

Seeing a lad of around 10 or so in the Aintree Asda this morning in the full Abu Dhabi home kit.