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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2013, 12:02:14 pm »
He took charge in 2002 so it'll be four trophies, not including Super Cups or Charity Shields. League Cup, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup last season.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2013, 12:09:07 pm »
Average manager.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2013, 12:10:39 pm »
I wouldn't want him at Arsenal unless we get to a situation where we are looking for long term stability and a climb into the top half on limited funds. He is a good manager, he has done very well up to a point at Everton but his performances in the cups and Europe would be off putting if I was a top four/five chairman. Having got them to where they are, he hasn't pushed on and he has seemed unwilling to take the jump elsewhere.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2013, 09:28:09 pm »
Hopefully the dour c*nt will go in the summer.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2013, 06:34:20 pm »
Let's be honest, if this man was managing a team like Swansea, WBA instead of our rival, Everton. He would have been rated much higher and actually could be managing Liverpool. We selected Rodgers on the basics of his one season with Swansea in premier league, I am sure Moyes would have been the favorite to be the manager had it been a non-rival.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2013, 06:36:24 pm »
Let's be honest, if this man was managing a team like Swansea, WBA instead of our rival, Everton. He would have been rated much higher and actually could be managing Liverpool. We selected Rodgers on the basics of his one season with Swansea in premier league, I am sure Moyes would have been the favorite to be the manager had it been a non-rival.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2013, 07:02:40 pm »
Hopefully the dour c*nt will go in the summer.
Unless it is for United then I wish he stays for 10 more years.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #87 on: March 22, 2013, 07:09:06 pm »
Let's be honest, if this man was managing a team like Swansea, WBA instead of our rival, Everton. He would have been rated much higher and actually could be managing Liverpool. We selected Rodgers on the basics of his one season with Swansea in premier league, I am sure Moyes would have been the favorite to be the manager had it been a non-rival.

ifs and buts

moyes will never manage us, so it's pointless to even speculate. if he was anywhere other than everton he might have been sacked after a near relegation season

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #88 on: March 22, 2013, 07:45:07 pm »
Unless it is for United then I wish he stays for 10 more years.

Not a bad idea.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #89 on: March 22, 2013, 07:46:49 pm »
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #90 on: March 22, 2013, 09:54:09 pm »
From GOT - 5 Clubs That Will Suit Moyes!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Spanish national team, Bayern Munich, Brazil. Anyone else is below his level. :lmao

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #91 on: March 22, 2013, 09:57:17 pm »
From GOT - 5 Clubs That Will Suit Moyes!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Spanish national team, Bayern Munich, Brazil. Anyone else is below his level. :lmao

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #92 on: March 22, 2013, 10:02:23 pm »
From GOT - 5 Clubs That Will Suit Moyes!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Spanish national team, Bayern Munich, Brazil. Anyone else is below his level. :lmao

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #93 on: March 22, 2013, 11:04:06 pm »
From GOT - 5 Clubs That Will Suit Moyes!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Spanish national team, Bayern Munich, Brazil. Anyone else is below his level. :lmao

Hahahaha. Could you imagine Moysey managing Messi? The lad would probably retire.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2013, 11:07:02 pm »
Hahahaha. Could you imagine Moysey managing Messi? The lad would probably retire.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2013, 11:36:58 pm »
Let's be honest, if this man was managing a team like Swansea, WBA instead of our rival, Everton. He would have been rated much higher and actually could be managing Liverpool. We selected Rodgers on the basics of his one season with Swansea in premier league, I am sure Moyes would have been the favorite to be the manager had it been a non-rival.

On what basis?

Rodgers overachieved at Swansea with an attractive style of play and a philosophy we wanted to (re)adopt at LFC.

Which bit of that would Moyes qualify for?
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #96 on: March 23, 2013, 02:47:24 am »
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #97 on: March 23, 2013, 03:56:36 am »
ifs and buts

moyes will never manage us, so it's pointless to even speculate. if he was anywhere other than everton he might have been sacked after a near relegation season
You missed the point! You are bitter if you are using Everton as the fundamental reason. Let's be honest if this man was managing just about any other team in EPL, he would be rated higher here and actually could have become our manager last year. Moyes is also an overachiever no matter how you try to disagree and unlike Rodgers, he has done it for many years instead of a single year.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #98 on: March 23, 2013, 04:01:45 am »
You missed the point! You are bitter if you are using Everton as the fundamental reason. Let's be honest if this man was managing just about any other team in EPL, he would be rated higher here and actually could have become our manager last year. Moyes is also an overachiever no matter how you try to disagree and unlike Rodgers, he has done it for many years instead of a single year.

He's in a similiar bracket to Martin O'Neill, Roberto Martinez, Tony Pulis, Alan Pardew. Keeping the club safe, nothing spectacular, expectations minimal. Whether some of those managers could do better at a bigger club ( Martinez ) is yet to be proven, but we wouldn't want any of those at our club. The thought makes me want to annihilate puppies.


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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #99 on: March 23, 2013, 05:15:05 pm »
You missed the point! You are bitter if you are using Everton as the fundamental reason. Let's be honest if this man was managing just about any other team in EPL, he would be rated higher here and actually could have become our manager last year. Moyes is also an overachiever no matter how you try to disagree and unlike Rodgers, he has done it for many years instead of a single year.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #100 on: March 23, 2013, 10:00:44 pm »
From GOT - 5 Clubs That Will Suit Moyes!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Spanish national team, Bayern Munich, Brazil. Anyone else is below his level. :lmao

It was clearly a joke post. If you're going to rip them at least pick posts that were being serious.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #101 on: March 23, 2013, 11:13:39 pm »
On what basis?

Rodgers overachieved at Swansea with an attractive style of play and a philosophy we wanted to (re)adopt at LFC.

Which bit of that would Moyes qualify for?

If Rodgers 'over-achieved' at Swansea then Laudrup has 'over achieved' also and trumped Rodgers.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #102 on: March 23, 2013, 11:22:16 pm »
Moyes would and should never be the manager of LFC.

But if you are not able to recognize and credit the work he has sone at everton,  pls use that as a closing remark in any other discussion. practical ways of seperating the loons
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #103 on: March 24, 2013, 03:28:09 pm »
This idea that seems to being spouted by some here that Moyes is an exceptional manager is bollocks. Solid, yes, has done relatively well with Everton - sure.  But that's all. While I think he's a touch above the manager bracket mentioned above (ie Martin O'Neill, Roberto Martinez, Tony Pulis, Alan Pardew) that is pretty much where he sits. Take out Martinez and put in Moyes and you have four very similar managers with similar achievements but Moyes edging them out as the pick of the bunch with his record of where Everton have finished in the league during his tenure.

As for the argument he'd been on our radar if not for his Everton connnection - I can't argue against it cos we recently appointed fucking Hodgson, so anyone considered experienced would've had a shout.

However, as I mentioned before, he's too negative, fucks up the big games with his in-game management - a trait that even the most stalwart blues criticise him for. He is not a top club manager and despite the press doing their best to get a club to take a punt, I don't expect to see any major hitter coming in for Moyes any time soon.

Also, reasoning on our appointment of Rodgers v Moyes is irrelevant -  we took a punt on a young manager who's shown promise with a style that appeals. Simple as really.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #104 on: March 24, 2013, 04:08:37 pm »
Very very good league manager. We'll go back to perennial relegation battles after he's gone. Tendency to bottle it in big cup games though -- our league form has often gone to utter shit in big cup games. Last year's semi final comes to mind. We were flying in the league, best form in YEARS, and we show up to the FA Cup Semi against our biggest rivals and play like a pub team.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #105 on: March 24, 2013, 05:41:23 pm »
It was clearly a joke post. If you're going to rip them at least pick posts that were being serious.

He was being serious! ;D

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« Reply #106 on: March 24, 2013, 05:49:04 pm »
You missed the point! You are bitter if you are using Everton as the fundamental reason. Let's be honest if this man was managing just about any other team in EPL, he would be rated higher here and actually could have become our manager last year. Moyes is also an overachiever no matter how you try to disagree and unlike Rodgers, he has done it for many years instead of a single year.

well you're missing my point in that i don't think he has overachieved that much

just shows what stability does for a club

everton are a big club, 0 trophies in 11 years is not overachieving lmao, end of

what has he got to show for this massive achievement he has supposedly made? european football? ahaha, be very kind in saying that. trophies? nope.

finishing above mid table with a club like everton is not an achievement in my book
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #107 on: March 24, 2013, 05:54:14 pm »
He was being serious! ;D

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« Reply #108 on: March 24, 2013, 06:04:28 pm »
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« Reply #109 on: March 24, 2013, 07:36:25 pm »
From the tit bits I pick up from the bitter c*nts, our destruction of them at Anfield last season,Big Andys goal at Wembley and Wigans annialation  were all, at one point, ' the final straw' as far as the ginger fake  is concerned. Over-rated ( on here) shite manager.
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #110 on: March 24, 2013, 09:00:14 pm »
Hopefully the dour c*nt will go in the summer.

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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #111 on: March 24, 2013, 09:52:44 pm »
He's gonna go definitely, so many Everton fans sick of him.

Genuinely think they'll get Martinez although i'd LOVE Neville as manager there's no way Kenwright would have the bollocks to do it.

If Rodgers 'over-achieved' at Swansea then Laudrup has 'over achieved' also and trumped Rodgers.

Didn't take long for someone to stick the knife in did it
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« Reply #112 on: March 24, 2013, 10:10:05 pm »
If Rodgers 'over-achieved' at Swansea then Laudrup has 'over achieved' also and trumped Rodgers.

Your point being?
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« Reply #113 on: March 24, 2013, 10:33:25 pm »
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Re: David Moyes
« Reply #114 on: March 25, 2013, 03:47:07 am »
He took charge in 2002 so it'll be four trophies, not including Super Cups or Charity Shields. League Cup, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup last season.
  What about beating us?  That's another trophy for them... Lets be fair though - keeping Everton up is an achievement.  You aren't expected to win trophies when you have no money.

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« Reply #115 on: March 25, 2013, 09:44:01 am »
  What about beating us?  That's another trophy for them... Lets be fair though - keeping Everton up is an achievement.  You aren't expected to win trophies when you have no money.

They have only beaten us 4 times under Moyes.

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« Reply #116 on: March 25, 2013, 09:45:54 am »
They have only beaten us 4 times under Moyes.

One of those was his favourite match as Everton manager.
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« Reply #117 on: March 25, 2013, 09:59:49 am »
One of those was his favourite match as Everton manager.

3 of them were his 2nd, 3rd and 4th.
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« Reply #118 on: March 25, 2013, 10:06:29 am »
3 of them were his 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

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« Reply #119 on: March 25, 2013, 10:36:17 am »
3 of them were his 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

;D

Probably their fanbases's too. They do take an inordinate amount of pride in beating us, with their DVD releases and what not, so I'd expect those to rate highly trumping more worthy games.