Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!

[Maggie May]

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

I take great exception to that.  What fucking pervert goes round swallowing cats - OK "a" cat then - but nevertheless, its still fucking disgusting if its only one cat as opposed to several cats.  Why would anyone want to do such a thing?  Some weirdos around.  I dunno.  In my day it would never occur to anyone to swallow a cat.  Sick fuckers around these days. 

[Rob Jones Maybe?]

It's got a brown tinge!

It would do.

He did eat it, shit it out and then rescue it from his 'bucket'.

Did you have to bring your own bucket into work or did they provide it for you? Must have looked a tad suspect.

[Barrowboy]

Did you have to bring your own bucket into work or did they provide it for you? Must have looked a tad suspect.

Was already in the bog mate, think its used as a bin. I see another thread has now been started asking what I should swallow next! Never again

[Rob Jones Maybe?]

Was already in the bog mate, think its used as a bin. I see another thread has now been started asking what I should swallow next! Never again

.

[El Phes]

I see another thread has now been started asking what I should swallow next! Never again

You're part of 'the family' now mate - they own you, you'll do whatever they want you to do....mwwhhaaaaaaaaaaaa (stokes very fluffy cat on lap)

[Djibriliant]

I've told many of my mates about this, mate you're gonna be famous

[Barrowboy]

You're part of 'the family' now mate - they own you, you'll do whatever they want you to do....mwwhhaaaaaaaaaaaa (stokes very fluffy cat on lap)

Yes Master........your wish is my command.   

I've told many of my mates about this, mate you're gonna be famous

Fuck that, I don't live too far away from you. Tell them you made it up just to get some attention   

[DaveLFC]

Fuck that, I don't live too far away from you. Tell them you made it up just to get some attention  

I've had a word with a researcher mate of mine, they might be interested in having you on tv, 100 strangest things swallowed. You'll get to meet abi titmuss.

[Rox]

I've had a word with a researcher mate of mine, they might be interested in having you on tv, 100 strangest things swallowed. You'll get to meet abi titmuss.

Presumably she swallowed the other 99...

[Rox]

I see another thread has now been started asking what I should swallow next! Never again

Never again?  But you said it was an accident... now I wonder if you did it on purpose for the infamy and attention...   

[Barrowboy]

Never again?  But you said it was an accident... now I wonder if you did it on purpose for the infamy and attention...   

Complete accident, I'm not that brave or stupid. I will check the ring pull is secure before I drink cans in future.

I've had a word with a researcher mate of mine, they might be interested in having you on tv, 100 strangest things swallowed. You'll get to meet abi titmuss.

No ta mate, humiliation on RAWK is one thing but live on tv?

Who's Abi Titmus btw?

[Walshy nMe®]

Who's Abi Titmus btw?

Now I know you are on a wind up.

[Rob Jones Maybe?]

Who's Abi Titmus btw?

An international researcher specialising in damaged rings.

[rotistgeil]

This thread has given me some tears of laughter, classic stuff.

[Rox]

Complete accident, I'm not that brave or stupid. I will check the ring pull is secure before I drink cans in future.

Barrowboy says "Always check your ring is secure before you swallow."

[rafathegaffa83]

(the penguin was a chocolate one btw)

This is easily the thread of the year. I'm in fucking tears from the laughter and I'm only through page four at time of posting.

[lfc_col]

haha what a comedy thread 8 pages of sheer gold 

[Varun]

  hillarious thread

[El Campeador]

This is easily the thread of the year. I'm in fucking tears from the laughter and I'm only through page four at time of posting.

I told you - no contest.

It will *easily* last the rest of the year without getting beaten.

Barrowboy = LEGEND.

[Barrowboy]

Someone is bound to do something funnier before December 31st 

I still have the ring pull in front of me on my desktop, it hasn't grown at all and reminds me of harsh times actually. It was a Carling ring pull that I swallowed, I have a Carlsberg can in my hand right now, never swallowed a Carlsberg one.....................

Biggest regret of the whole episode is I got a new custom title which I didn't really need but they left my old one up there with it which is still a disappointment. 

[Frog]

I'm sorry mate, but it's going to take a Heculean effort to top this.

[Kahuna{=}Berger]

Someone is bound to do something funnier before December 31st 

You'd be doing well mate.

[Hinesy]

You've got more custom titles than most, you should be honoured

[Barrowboy]

I'm sorry mate, but it's going to take a Heculean effort to top this.

You think so? Surely not that hard?

You'd be doing well mate.

Its only April 

You've got more custom titles than most, you should be honoured

I'd have basked in the limelight once upon a time but I'm older and supposedly wiser now.

Actually thats bullshit, my eldest son has recently registered on RAWK and finds it highly amusing that people took so much piss out of his old man for doing the deed which prolongs the embarrassment. He'd forgotten about it until he came on here and found the thread again. Maybe I need to go and modify a few old posts whilst I remember that actually......

I would protest and beseech the mods but they are so heartless, so ruthless.............

[Jaska]

Class thread this. Bump well deserved 

[Barrowboy]

Class thread this. Bump well deserved 

It just turned up again in my 'show new replies to your posts' and I'd actually forgotten about it for a while. Just read through it again and thought back to that day it came out the other end and how thrilled I was. Never thought I'd be so glad and relieved to shit a piece of metal.

[Jaska]

Never thought I'd be so glad and relieved to shit a piece of metal.

Oh really? 

[Rox]

I'd actually forgotten about it for a while.

Amazing what drugs can do for you these days....blocking out the pain of a traumatic experience... 

[rotistgeil]

Back in Feb, that long ago already. Time flies, wounds heal

[adopted_scouser]

We still haven't had a thread to better this for the annual thread of the year competition.

[Barrowboy]

We still haven't had a thread to better this for the annual thread of the year competition.

Not quite sure if thats good or bad news for me

My custom title surely cannot get any fucking longer than it is now so maybe after the end of year best threads awards I can get on with my life again? Such a pain in the arse having to explain to new people how I came to acquire that title!

[johnybarnes]

Such a pain in the arse having to explain to new people how I came to acquire that title!

Careful now

[gnaume]

Careful now

beat me to it

[Barrowboy]

Careful now

2008 has been easily the worst year of my life and it all started with that little shiny ring pull misadventure, thank fuck it wasn't anything bigger and roll on 2009!

[adopted_scouser]

roll on 2009!

I can't wait for it either.

[gnaume]

I can't wait for it either.

Neither can I. Really, really hope Jay Spearing pulls it off and gets to play for the first team regularly

[El Campeador]

I can't see a Carlring without laughing

[Helsinki Red]

My custom title surely cannot get any fucking longer than it is now so maybe after the end of year best threads awards I can get on with my life again? Such a pain in the arse having to explain to new people how I came to acquire that title!

[Circa1892]

I still have the ring pull in front of me on my desktop, it hasn't grown at all

  I love that, as if it's somehow alive. I sense deep psychological issues here...

[Rafadagaffer]

We still haven't had a thread to better this for the annual thread of the year competition.

Raunchy's knob caught in the zipper thread was ok, not as funny as this one.