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« Reply #23040 on: May 20, 2011, 06:27:57 pm »
you wouldn't be saying that if it was posted by Sangrinho Putrinada of Argentina.

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« Reply #23041 on: May 20, 2011, 06:35:34 pm »
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« Reply #23042 on: May 20, 2011, 07:27:06 pm »
Hahah "El Sulk" ;D
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« Reply #23043 on: May 20, 2011, 08:12:27 pm »
Nice work!! :-)
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« Reply #23045 on: May 20, 2011, 08:20:22 pm »

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« Reply #23047 on: May 20, 2011, 08:36:23 pm »
Ha ha Macphisto80 - thats brilliant. Took me a while to work out what you had done, as I did one with Jay Spearing in her hand... Yours is much better :)


I still haven't after ten minutes. Help?

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« Reply #23048 on: May 20, 2011, 08:38:00 pm »
I still haven't after ten minutes. Help?

Look at Jamie and Lucas in the background.

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« Reply #23049 on: May 20, 2011, 08:43:20 pm »
Look at Jamie and Lucas in the background.
Ha, think a caption might have finished it off for the slow ones, or just me!

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« Reply #23050 on: May 20, 2011, 08:44:13 pm »
Ha, think a caption might have finished it off for the slow ones, or just me!

Think it's pretty self explanatory ;)

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« Reply #23051 on: May 20, 2011, 08:45:08 pm »
Ha, think a caption might have finished it off for the slow ones, or just me!

;D

That picture should be in one of those demotivational posters.

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« Reply #23052 on: May 20, 2011, 09:39:46 pm »
I've a tip to make that effect look more realistic.

Create a displacement map and then use it with with overlay as the layer mode.

To create a displacement map, you need to make an exact copy of your base layer that you want to map the image onto and create it as a new grayscale PSD. All you do is go to file>new then set the document to grayscale in the settings and make sure you enter the exact dimensions of the layer you want to copy. Once the file opens, just copy and paste the wall background in, and then go to filters and gaussian blur. Set it to about 2.5 and then save it as wall_displacement.psd.

Once you've done that, just go into the file that you are working on and select the top layer (Suarez) and then go to filter> distort> displace. A new box opens up asking the parameter scale. I just usually leave it at the default of 10 and 10, but you can expirement with it. Click OK, and another box pops open asking you to select the displacement map. Select the one you created earlier (wall_displacement.psd) and it will do the rest. Next go to your layers with the Suarez layer selected, and you'll see a drop down box that usually says 'normal' in it. Drop it down and select overlay. You can then go into layer properties by going to 'layer' then layer style> blending options. Here you can set the opacity down a touch to complete the effect.

Edit - I see you've the blending modes sussed. Sometimes Overlay is too transparant.

Thanks for that Mac. I think it does make it look better.

I made the wall longer and toyed with idea of doing a sort of montage with all the players and management on, but unfortunately I have no artistic ability whatsoever and it just looks pish. Someone with your artistic temperament might be able to make it look smart. maybe even an old sort of world war 2 bombed alleyway.

Also was gonna have SG, JC, MK and Jay holding a ball and asking "3 and in, or 60 secs" on a wall. Reminds me of playing them games against brick walls as goals.

might get round to the 2nd one sometime.

Prob not though.  :-)
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« Reply #23053 on: May 20, 2011, 09:43:09 pm »
Macphisto  :lmao

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« Reply #23054 on: May 20, 2011, 10:29:22 pm »
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« Reply #23057 on: May 21, 2011, 01:02:09 am »
 :lmao last two by Mac

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« Reply #23059 on: May 21, 2011, 08:37:22 am »
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« Reply #23060 on: May 21, 2011, 09:21:51 am »
Bit of help please fellas.

How do i upload an animated gif ???

tried with fklickr but this doesnt work - what hosting sites do others use ?
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« Reply #23061 on: May 21, 2011, 09:28:03 am »


This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D

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« Reply #23062 on: May 21, 2011, 11:35:07 am »
This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D

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« Reply #23063 on: May 21, 2011, 12:11:44 pm »
Bit of help please fellas.

How do i upload an animated gif ???

tried with fklickr but this doesnt work - what hosting sites do others use ?

tinypic.com or imgur.com work the best.
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« Reply #23064 on: May 21, 2011, 12:12:48 pm »
been having a play

Brilliant. Got it as my new wallpaper if you don't mind :D

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« Reply #23065 on: May 21, 2011, 12:37:16 pm »
She's too thin. I'll take her out for ale followed by a doner

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« Reply #23066 on: May 21, 2011, 02:20:32 pm »
This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D

Think you might want to check Carra's fingers, Lucas seems to agree with him. A fair few on here would probably agree with them too.
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« Reply #23067 on: May 21, 2011, 02:23:35 pm »
This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D
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« Reply #23068 on: May 21, 2011, 02:25:46 pm »
She's too thin. I'll take her out for ale followed by a doner

If 'doner' is a euphemism then I completely agree.

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« Reply #23069 on: May 21, 2011, 02:31:18 pm »
There was something just wrong about that last photoshop I posted up.



Now that's about right.

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« Reply #23070 on: May 21, 2011, 02:46:25 pm »
Carra's expression is what does it. LMAO!!
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« Reply #23071 on: May 21, 2011, 03:52:37 pm »
This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D

this is optical illusion mate...if you look that girl carefully,after a few seconds, you can see Carra and Lucas in the background

thats the trick of this pitcure
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« Reply #23072 on: May 21, 2011, 03:55:16 pm »
this is optical illusion mate...if you look that girl carefully,after a few seconds, you can see Carra and Lucas in the background

thats the trick of this pitcure

Oi! ;)

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That picture should be in one of those demotivational posters.

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« Reply #23073 on: May 21, 2011, 05:33:03 pm »
tinypic.com or imgur.com work the best.

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« Reply #23074 on: May 21, 2011, 05:59:15 pm »
Mac, that last two have been brilliant. Carra looks like such a natural stoner.

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« Reply #23075 on: May 22, 2011, 12:56:59 am »
She's too thin. I'll take her out for ale and then bone her
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« Reply #23076 on: May 22, 2011, 01:02:20 am »
This is taking over my life, been looking at it for hours now and i still cant see what the joke is lol.
Couldnt sleep last night had the image in my mind trying to figure it out.

Wife thinks i am taking the piss and i am just obsessed with the girl as she cant see anything either  :D


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« Reply #23078 on: May 22, 2011, 11:27:51 am »
Not mine, me mate sent me this one from our Geordie cousins over on toontastic Newcastle forum.

They've got a funny as f**k thread just taking the piss out of Bob Stokoe's statue

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