Topic: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*

[vivabobbygraham]

If anyone is going to get a tune out of Rashford, and Sancho don't forget, it's Southgate.

How long's he been Enguurland coach now? How many tunes has he got out of Rashford or Sancho or anyone? He's another fraud right out of the Ten Hag playbook. Christ, I hope Sir fucking Jim the quim takes the bait for Southgate. Will prove beyond doubt there is another clueless gobshite at the helm

[Brian Blessed]

dont they get anything for being up 3-2 at 99th min?

Humiliated, laughed at.

[Yosser0_0]

It all gets too much for the flying pig from 02:19, actually think he may need a welfare check.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZWXgouHD_mo?si=PSizMkVtIXxJNSnD

 

One of my favourite rants by him was the one vs Bournemouth, when he smashed a plate and then gets done off his wife:-

Pig 'We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola'
Nicola 'Thats good for Bournemouth'
Pig 'No its not good for Bournemouth'
Nicola 'But Joe that plate was so good'
Pig 'Oh just forget it I'm sorry alright'

  From about 3:40:-

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD</a>

[4pool]

Imagine Southgate becoming United boss and signing Jordan Henderson. 

Hendo won't be going to Man Utd under any circumstances.

[the_red_pill]

This kid will have a bright future, if he's using their results as inspiration or fuel! 

Littler's latest win fuelled by Man Utd loss - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/68736144

I can see him rack up plenty of wins that way!

[DonkeyWan]

They are so much the new Everton it's not funny.

Ten Hag is the worst manager by far they have had since Ferguson and I include Moyes in that. They play now for moments, results against rivals and the occassional hockeying of truly bad sides.

The reason they are not in worse trouble is because they have assembled a team of decent, if mismatched players and organised them horribly. So now the odd moment of skill covers a multitude of sins. The out-pouring of joy after beating LFC in the FA cup is actually indicative of the problem, fans see these moments and view them as the ligth at the end of the tunnel and the following week they get run over by the train.

[San Diego Red]

One of my favourite rants by him was the one vs Bournemouth, when he smashed a plate and then gets done off his wife:-

Pig 'We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola'
Nicola 'Thats good for Bournemouth'
Pig 'No its not good for Bournemouth'
Nicola 'But Joe that plate was so good'
Pig 'Oh just forget it I'm sorry alright'

  From about 3:40:-

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD</a>

Man this guy is always so entertaining....guy is going to have a stroke or heart attack one of these days

[DelTrotter]

Ten Hag: "I enjoyed how my team were playing, it was fantastic. We dominated the ball, we dominated the opponent".

"We dominated the game but we made individual errors that cost us the game

  Chelsea had 28 shots, 12 corners to 3, 57% of the ball. Most managers will waffle some absolute shit but I've gotta say I've never seen a manager who's team constantly concede 25-30 shots say they "dominate" the game every week, no wonder they don't improve, he doesn't see anything wrong!

[Bobsackamano]

One of my favourite rants by him was the one vs Bournemouth, when he smashed a plate and then gets done off his wife:-

Pig 'We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola'
Nicola 'Thats good for Bournemouth'
Pig 'No its not good for Bournemouth'
Nicola 'But Joe that plate was so good'
Pig 'Oh just forget it I'm sorry alright'

  From about 3:40:-

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD</a>

🤣🤣🤣

I forgot they conceded a 4th in that and were let off thanks to a crappy handball decision.

[Brian Blessed]

I didn’t see the game, but did just watch extended highlights. lol

And Antony has no goals and got his first assist last night for this season? I suppose that’s okay for a fullback. Just one problem.

[RJH]

I didn’t see the game, but did just watch extended highlights. lol

And Antony has no goals and got his first assist last night for this season? I suppose that’s okay for a fullback. Just one problem.

As he gave away a penalty as well, he's still at net zero for league goal contributions this season.
Both Joel Matip and Bobby Firmino have scored in the premier league more recently than him.

[RedSince86]

One of my favourite rants by him was the one vs Bournemouth, when he smashed a plate and then gets done off his wife:-

Pig 'We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola'
Nicola 'Thats good for Bournemouth'
Pig 'No its not good for Bournemouth'
Nicola 'But Joe that plate was so good'
Pig 'Oh just forget it I'm sorry alright'

  From about 3:40:-

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/dOXzPC3mYQM?si=qHU-VRdUXQyPyEkD</a>

"I didn't mean to do it, I accidentally knocked it over with my knee".


Hahaha.

[trav2591]

Hopefully the link works: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/fZ7hTdSjS5Zt5zqd/

[Billy The Kid]

Man this guy is always so entertaining

I've been saying for a while now that the only reason United are still seen as global brand is beacuse their Fancammers and YouTubers are keeping them in the shop window. Id even go so far as to say that the likes of Flying Pig, Goldbridge, McKola (and even the shit bearded beaut Howson) are all more famous than anyone in the United first team squad.

Think about it, when you hear people talk about Manchester United and its global brand, do you think on-pitch success? Or do you immediately think of middle-aged men manufacturing outrage on webcams? It's undoubtedly the latter. The best part of all is that fact seems to be completely lost on all of them. "Don't forget to like and subscribe!"

Dickheads

 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

They are so much the new Everton it's not funny.

Ten Hag is the worst manager by far they have had since Ferguson and I include Moyes in that. They play now for moments, results against rivals and the occassional hockeying of truly bad sides.

The reason they are not in worse trouble is because they have assembled a team of decent, if mismatched players and organised them horribly. So now the odd moment of skill covers a multitude of sins. The out-pouring of joy after beating LFC in the FA cup is actually indicative of the problem, fans see these moments and view them as the ligth at the end of the tunnel and the following week they get run over by the train.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Fucking bellends.   

[Fordy]

What is most likely their team for Sunday?

[FlashGordon]

What is most likely their team for Sunday?

Howard Webb is sweating on a few late fitness tests, we'll know more after them.

[Bangin Them In]

We can flush these for another season this week

[ScouserAtHeart]

What is most likely their team for Sunday?

Appalling

[Bobsackamano]

No one wants the job apparently, not even Southgate, so they are thinking of keeping Erik.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ten-hag-safe-man-utd-nagelsmann-southgate-2993467

[SamLad]

What is most likely their team for Sunday?

Anthony Taylor, first name on the teamsheet.

not sure the other names matter.

[CraigDS]

No one wants the job apparently, not even Southgate, so they are thinking of keeping Erik.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ten-hag-safe-man-utd-nagelsmann-southgate-2993467

No way Southgate turns that down if it's offered imo.

[Bobsackamano]

No way Southgate turns that down if it's offered imo.

Depends if he's got any idea of his own limitations, he'd be wise to stick with the cushy little number he's on now. He's got the best set of players England have had in donkeys years as opposed to the unmitigated shit show on offer.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

What is most likely their team for Sunday?

Onana

Wan-Bissaka - Maguire - Kambwala - Dalot

Mainoo - Casemiro - Fernandes

Garnacho - Hojlund - Rashford


Only question marks really are whether Evans or Varane are fit which I doubt, or whether McTominay starts ahead of Casemiro.

[PaulF]

Depends if he's got any idea of his own limitations, he'd be wise to stick with the cushy little number he's on now. He's got the best set of players England have had in donkeys years as opposed to the unmitigated shit show on offer.

Wasn't Southgate interviewed recently and was quite coy about it. I don't recall much about the interview. I guess he knows it might be out of his hands if he doesnt do well at the next international tournament. I think it's a euros!

[Bobsackamano]

Wasn't Southgate interviewed recently and was quite coy about it. I don't recall much about the interview. I guess he knows it might be out of his hands if he doesnt do well at the next international tournament. I think it's a euros!

I suppose it's probably wise for an England manager to keep their options open, only takes a few bad games in a tournament and you can end up with a P45. The payoffs are usually nice though. Maybe he would take it, a manager with ambition should love a run at the Euros with England then taking over a big premier league club so it would be a nice career path. I hope he does, can't see him digging the mancs out of the hole they are in.

[PaulF]

Pickford - MacGuire - mainoo - rashford spine.
If carlsberg did dream United managers.....

[The G in Gerrard]

No one wants the job apparently, not even Southgate, so they are thinking of keeping Erik.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ten-hag-safe-man-utd-nagelsmann-southgate-2993467

Highly doubt that. Southgate needs to leave the England job.

[William Regal]

Any win would be delightful tomorrow but a win by 3 goals would be beautiful to watch football genius Davie Moyes go above them into 6th on goal difference

[GreatEx]

We could use a big win, with ADFC starting to apply GD pressure. Arsenal seems out of sight on that count, but that can quickly change. MU away presents a strange irony in that it is both our best opportunity for a GD boost and our biggest risk of dropped points.

[farawayred]

We could use a big win, with ADFC starting to apply GD pressure. Arsenal seems out of sight on that count, but that can quickly change. MU away presents a strange irony in that it is both our best opportunity for a GD boost and our biggest risk of dropped points.

you misspelled it, it's AD115FC.

[the_red_pill]

No way Southgate turns that down if it's offered imo.

Give it Giggseh!

[BlackandWhitePaul]

I hope these spawney eyed c*nts get beat 10-0 today.

[thejbs]

I suppose it's probably wise for an England manager to keep their options open, only takes a few bad games in a tournament and you can end up with a P45. The payoffs are usually nice though. Maybe he would take it, a manager with ambition should love a run at the Euros with England then taking over a big premier league club so it would be a nice career path. I hope he does, can't see him digging the mancs out of the hole they are in.

Helluva understatement. He’d be their Hodgson. Look how bad they’ve been with fairly capable managers. It would be glorious, but unfortunately the footballing gods are never so kind.

[Red-4-Ever]

I’m not confident about today. This is nothing to do with the Redmen but more about those spawny fucks and their PGMOL pals. If there’s any justice the Reds should win and win well, but after the previous 2 I’m afraid this might have gotten into the Redmen’s heads.

Please fucking win 🙏

Yours sincerely,
Bedwetter

[the_red_pill]

I hope these spawney eyed c*nts get beat 10-0 today.

And so do we, mate. So do we.

Lucky twats. They should be further down going by their stats and form. If we can inflict another defeat and send their GD down a blackhole, they should be near to where they belong... but these are like a turd that just won't flush.

[Jshooters]

The hype machine continues. Mainoo better than all our midfielders bar Mac

https://www.football365.com/news/feature-liverpool-man-utd-combined-xi-mainoo-onana

[FlashGordon]

That's worse than those Merseyside XIs the Echo used to do 

[Koplass]

I’m not confident about today. This is nothing to do with the Redmen but more about those spawny fucks and their PGMOL pals. If there’s any justice the Reds should win and win well, but after the previous 2 I’m afraid this might have gotten into the Redmen’s heads.

Please fucking win 🙏

Yours sincerely,
Bedwetter

Same, it seems like every big game we play, the referee/VAR makes some incredible howler in favour of the opposition.

Struggling to put that aside and just think of the football.