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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2023, 06:38:11 pm »
They are a painfully average side. Threw away three points that were gifted to them.

Not gifted.
Bought from the refs.

No refunds tho.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2023, 06:39:04 pm »
Now that’s a bottle job.

Leave Pickford out of this.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2023, 06:41:51 pm »
2 defeats in 3 matches already and they are playing at Brighton away next

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2023, 06:42:35 pm »
Enjoy that you cheating c*nts

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2023, 06:58:37 pm »
Gobshites.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #85 on: August 27, 2023, 06:58:49 pm »
Salman Al Saud, Edward Howe, Jason Tindall, Alan Shearer, Ant and Dec

YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2023, 07:01:27 pm »
Salman Al Saud, Edward Howe, Jason Tindall, Alan Shearer, Ant and Dec

YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #87 on: August 27, 2023, 07:01:40 pm »
Salman Al Saud, Edward Howe, Jason Tindall, Alan Shearer, Ant and Dec

YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #88 on: August 27, 2023, 07:06:20 pm »
 Al Ittihad preparing a £100m bid for Darwin as we speak. ;)
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2023, 07:07:44 pm »
There’ll be plenty of Geordie’s losing their heads tonight 🤣🤣🤣
HARRY HARRIS, MARK LAWRENSON, JOSE MOURIHNO,PETER KENYON, ROMAN ABRAMOVICH, ALAN HANSEN, YOU GUY'S TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2023, 07:07:52 pm »
Bye bye barcodes. Hope your Saudi owners don’t chop anything off.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2023, 07:08:00 pm »
Bunch of Tools....  :)

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2023, 07:08:20 pm »
Al Ittihad preparing a £100m bid for Darwin as we speak. ;)

No, that's just wages, they don't have to pay a fee because of how high they are.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2023, 07:08:56 pm »
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #94 on: August 27, 2023, 07:09:55 pm »
Fuck off to Saudi Arabia sportswashing c*nts

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #95 on: August 27, 2023, 07:12:15 pm »
Today was a victory of football over sportswashing fucks

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #96 on: August 27, 2023, 07:19:11 pm »
No, that's just wages, they don't have to pay a fee because of how high they are.

Oh yeah. I forgot that Saudi clubs don't have to pay transfer fees for some reason.   8)
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #97 on: August 27, 2023, 07:23:13 pm »
I am all for anti-violence but Eddie Howe has such a punchable face

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #98 on: August 27, 2023, 07:25:17 pm »
I am all for anti-violence but Eddie Howe has such a punchable face
It reminds of Alan Partridge as a schoolboy from This Time.

I’d put up a picture but I’m really hopeless on here.
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #99 on: August 27, 2023, 07:26:30 pm »
He'll be gone by Christmas.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #100 on: August 27, 2023, 07:26:42 pm »
Have that you blood soaked pricks
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #101 on: August 27, 2023, 07:26:59 pm »
It reminds of Alan Partridge as a schoolboy from This Time.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2023, 07:27:18 pm »
There’ll be plenty of Geordie’s losing their heads tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Hope there are no horses on the loose tonight

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #103 on: August 27, 2023, 07:27:36 pm »
It reminds of Alan Partridge as a schoolboy from This Time.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2023, 07:28:18 pm »
I am all for anti-violence but Eddie Howe has such a punchable face

I agree.But i'd love to play real life whack-a-mole with him and his assistant as the moles.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #105 on: August 27, 2023, 07:28:52 pm »
Howe spending a lot of time complaining about only having to play against 10 men not 9.

How much fucking more does he want?
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #106 on: August 27, 2023, 07:31:23 pm »
When we got to half time just one down, I never thought we'd lose (never thought we'd win mind) there was nothing in that Newcastle side to get worried about and Pope is dreadful with his feet.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #107 on: August 27, 2023, 07:31:43 pm »
Howe spending a lot of time complaining about only having to play against 10 men not 9.

How much fucking more does he want?

It'll be the same story from Shearer later tonight  ;D

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #108 on: August 27, 2023, 07:32:27 pm »
The amount of shit he was talking beggars belief. Yet not a single comment on how his players got away with shit for the whole game.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #109 on: August 27, 2023, 07:37:53 pm »
The level of discourse on the LFC reddit sums up my feelings about this game. Succinctly put.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2023, 07:39:17 pm »
Anyone who enjoys this lot's ascent is a massive bellend, including their fans.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #111 on: August 27, 2023, 07:39:32 pm »
The amount of shit he was talking beggars belief. Yet not a single comment on how his players got away with shit for the whole game.
Joelinton waves a card at the ref after the VVD incident… nothing… and it’s the inconsistency that kills you…
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2023, 07:40:17 pm »
Joelinton waves a card at the ref after the VVD incident… nothing… and it’s the inconsistency that kills you…

In addition to foul after foul after foul

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #113 on: August 27, 2023, 07:41:09 pm »
It reminds of Alan Partridge as a schoolboy from This Time.

I’d put up a picture but I’m really hopeless on here.
He looks like a prefect.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #114 on: August 27, 2023, 07:43:47 pm »
Joelinton waves a card at the ref after the VVD incident… nothing… and it’s the inconsistency that kills you…

He than goes on to commit at least five fouls and strangely manages to get through 80 minutes without picking up a yellow card.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2023, 07:48:19 pm »
Beheddie Howe someone just came up with  ;D

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2023, 08:03:18 pm »
Beheddie Howe someone just came up with  ;D
If I was Howe, I wouldn’t be accepting any invitations to the Saudi Embassy any time soon 🤣🤣
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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2023, 08:12:53 pm »
Did they get Tonali just because it rhymes with Bin-Ali?

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #118 on: August 27, 2023, 08:17:07 pm »
If I was Howe, I wouldn’t be accepting any invitations to the Saudi Embassy any time soon 🤣🤣

Yep, they won't like that their Sportswashing vehicle has been absolutely humiliated today and it'll be worse tomorrow when the tabloids get on it.

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Re: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia
« Reply #119 on: August 27, 2023, 08:18:32 pm »
I didn't realize Klopp has won all 11 matches against Eddie Howe teams, damn.