Author Topic: PL Liverpool 9 (nine)v B'mth 0 Diaz x 2 Elliot, TAA, Bobby x 2, Fabio, Diaz, VVD  (Read 18014 times)

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No goal or assist for Salah and it’s 7-0 :lmao
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64" 3 changes incoming for the reds.

Kostas for Robbo
Milly for Bobby
Bajcetic for Hendo



Carvalho nearly gets away from this man in the 18 yard box. Another corner incoming. Virgil gets his head on it and its cleared for another corner that is well defended by B'mouth this time round.
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No goal or assist for Salah and it’s 7-0 :lmao
:lmao not for want of trying

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67 Some early action from Tsimikas and it's great to see Bajcetic get a premier league appearance.
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71 Tsimikas once again tries to cross for Salah, but he's not quite on target yet. More Mo frustration. Surely a goal for him has to come?
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72"Game finally slows down a bit, both sides conserving a bit of energy as the late afternoon sun streams over Anfield.

:lmao Mo chose a good day to leave his shooting boots at home.

Brilliant move to get him in on goal but he can't finish it.

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73 We have definitely taken our foot off the gas a bit, but Bajcetic does a lovely pass forward. Then a lovely ball by Fabinho but Mo still can't finish the chance.
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77 Game stopped, a Bournemouth player down injured.
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79 The game is resuming. Tsimikas gets us going and Carvalho gets a great finish. 8-0.
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:lmao

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First goal for Carvalho - beautifully taken by the young lad.

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That was another lovely move, been some great goals Carvalho so made up with his first goal.
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What a touch by Kostas! 
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82 Trent off and young Bobby Clark gets his debut.
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83 We get a corner after a seering run by Salah, he wants a goal. Tsimikas puts it in, its initially half cleared then comes out to Diaz who heads it in. 9-0.
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Re: PL Liverpool 9 v B'mth 0 Diaz 3' Elliot
« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2022, 04:43:52 pm »
:lmao :lmao

We have woken up with a vengeance.

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84 The Kop want 10! Kenny watching from the stands, can we beat that record he had as a manager for 9-0? Still five minutes left.
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Double figures …come on!
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86 Salah is like a man possessed after that goal, he beat three men there but they just about clear it.  ;D
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No goal or assist for Salah and it’s 7-0 :lmao
:lmao


9-0 now

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87 Such an atmosphere at the moment, Anfield is on fire demanding a tenth. We continue to try but they are just about keeping us at bay at the moment.
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89 So close to number 10, Milner a great shot but Travers does well.
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90 So close to a penalty as Carvalho appeals for a foul, VAR looked but didn't give.
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Carvalho got a knee to the buttock there - probably the correct decision not to award a penalty.

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Carvalho got a knee to the buttock there - probably the correct decision not to award a penalty.
That’s the exact same scenario as that one spurs got against us….

Virtually identical

VAR gives one, not the other.
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Young Carvalho does not like being touched by the opposition.  8)

Klopp with a comforting hand around Parker's shoulder. :wellin

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92 We haven't quite got the same pace, the game has dropped a bit as Bournemouth desperately get everyone back.
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93 We get in a good position, but Van Dijk's pass is too much for Carvalho.
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What a difference!!

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That was good.  8)

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94 The referee blows dead on 94 minutes. That's the way to head off a "crisis" a good 9-0 win.  ;D :D
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Shite. Couldn't score 10.
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Incredible work rate, passion and heart from the lads today.

Have to make sure we can keep it up now against Newcastle, anything less than 7-0 and we’re shite.

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We have the joint best goal difference in the league and we've only won one game.  ;D

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Perfect response. Couldn’t ask for a better performance. Let’s gooooo!

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Perfection.

Outstanding performance, incredible result.

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Well done Reds. Hope it's a real turnaround and not a false dawn.

Carvalho and Elliott and Diaz scoring is the biggest thing for me. We need these lads to find Sadio's goals.