Author Topic: David Squires - Football cartoonist (Read 327864 times)

rob1966 · « **Reply #2960 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:03:09 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on March 5, 2024, 11:53:06 am

All about the drop ball this week.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/05/david-squires-on-mark-clattenburg-nottingham-forest-dropped-ball-furore

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #2961 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:20:25 pm »

McClaren "SHLIDING DOORSH !"

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #2962 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:22:44 pm »

The Simon Hooper candle

Tobelius · « **Reply #2963 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:24:40 pm »

Fine chasms indeed

Craig S · « **Reply #2964 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:38:58 pm »

Who is the bloke eating all the apples? Whats that about?

Ray K · « **Reply #2965 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:43:47 pm »

Quote from: Craig S on March 5, 2024, 12:38:58 pm

Who is the bloke eating all the apples? Whats that about?

Michael Owen. Does the Webb tv show, and the only man with the balls to throw apples into a bin

https://twitter.com/footballconfid1/status/1734311920411496500

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #2966 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:57:42 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on March 5, 2024, 12:43:47 pm

Michael Owen. Does the Webb tv show, and the only man with the balls to throw apples into a bin

https://twitter.com/footballconfid1/status/1734311920411496500

Fucking hell. I got halfway through that and had to stop watching, the cringe levels are worse than watching David Brent.

Craig S · « **Reply #2967 on:** March 5, 2024, 12:58:59 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on March 5, 2024, 12:43:47 pm

Michael Owen. Does the Webb tv show, and the only man with the balls to throw apples into a bin

https://twitter.com/footballconfid1/status/1734311920411496500

Ah, of course. Thanks

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #2968 on:** March 5, 2024, 01:18:47 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on March 5, 2024, 11:53:06 am

All about the drop ball this week.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/05/david-squires-on-mark-clattenburg-nottingham-forest-dropped-ball-furore

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #2969 on:** March 5, 2024, 01:47:33 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on March 5, 2024, 12:43:47 pm

Michael Owen. Does the Webb tv show, and the only man with the balls to throw apples into a bin

https://twitter.com/footballconfid1/status/1734311920411496500

After the brief interlude of Michael Owen appearing fairly decent and human when talking about his son, he is back to being the self obsessed dick that made him a good goalscorer but ultimately a walking ego who remains a child dressed as an adult. His mum seems reasonable.

As for McLaren, ha, why is it he commands so little respect from sensible people but that United keep giving him jobs.

kavah · « **Reply #2970 on:** March 5, 2024, 02:26:10 pm »

Ha ha

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #2971 on:** March 5, 2024, 05:05:31 pm »

When he got the apple in the bin, his unimpressed mum said, “well done, it was six feet.”

And who puts a bin by the Telly?

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #2972 on:** March 6, 2024, 12:05:10 am »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on March 5, 2024, 05:05:31 pm

When he got the apple in the bin, his unimpressed mum said, “well done, it was six feet.”

And who puts a bin by the Telly?

What's worse, an open bin full of rotten apple cores.

calvin · « **Reply #2973 on:** March 12, 2024, 11:35:01 am »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/12/david-squires-on-a-future-meeting-between-jurgen-klopp-and-pep-guardiola?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Brilliant as always

RedDeadRejection · « **Reply #2974 on:** March 12, 2024, 11:50:48 am »

Twice 😂

afc tukrish · « **Reply #2975 on:** March 12, 2024, 12:20:07 pm »

Let me beak...

thaddeus · « **Reply #2976 on:** March 12, 2024, 12:26:22 pm »

Excellent. I'd like to think Klopp would want nothing to do with Guardiola ever though. They're both utterly obsessed and committed to their jobs but, for me, that's where the similarity ends.

A great cameo from goth Mourinho. It's been a while since he made an appearances.

vicar · « **Reply #2977 on:** March 12, 2024, 01:05:29 pm »

A good one this week.

Twice! Thrown in there and the white haired Mourinho at the end a nice touch.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #2978 on:** March 12, 2024, 01:13:52 pm »

Brilliant! Salt Bae not ageing and Arteta still with his boot polish hair were great.

Edit: forgot the 115 charges bit as well!

oojason · « **Reply #2979 on:** March 19, 2024, 11:19:02 am »

'David Squires on … FA Cup quarter-final magic and shadowy cartels':-

Our cartoonist looks back at the round of Robins, with thrilling late wins for the Coventry manager’s current club – and his former one

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/19/david-squires-on-fa-cup-quarter-final-magic-and-shadowy-cartels

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #2980 on:** March 19, 2024, 11:51:41 am »

Quote from: oojason on March 19, 2024, 11:19:02 am

'David Squires on … FA Cup quarter-final magic and shadowy cartels':-

Our cartoonist looks back at the round of Robins, with thrilling late wins for the Coventry manager’s current club – and his former one

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/19/david-squires-on-fa-cup-quarter-final-magic-and-shadowy-cartels

Completely shit out on mentioning the shite from the Mancs then.

Ray K · « **Reply #2981 on:** March 26, 2024, 11:45:12 am »

David Squires on … England’s collar and other ‘woke’ things destroying football

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/26/david-squires-on-england-flag-furore-kit-collar-woke-things-destroying-football

vicar · « **Reply #2982 on:** March 26, 2024, 12:31:49 pm »

Vindalube!

rob1966 · « **Reply #2983 on:** March 26, 2024, 12:52:25 pm »

The flag shagger

He deffo reads RAWK

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #2984 on:** March 26, 2024, 12:53:25 pm »

That's friggin brilliant, 'I've Conor Gallaghered my socks, now they're authentic"

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #2985 on:** March 26, 2024, 01:30:06 pm »

Brilliant stuff! The shades of Joey Barton's face

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2986 on:** March 26, 2024, 04:01:43 pm »

One of his best

Paul JH · « **Reply #2987 on:** March 26, 2024, 04:42:50 pm »

The Joey Barton top left is brilliant... perfectly sums him up.

oojason · « **Reply #2988 on:** April 2, 2024, 12:20:41 pm »

'David Squires on … Nottingham Forest and Everton playing the waiting game':-

Our resident cartoonist on a nervous time for the two Premier League clubs with the looming threat of relegation

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/02/david-squires-on-nottingham-forest-and-everton-premier-league-points-purgatory

Alisson Wonderland · « **Reply #2989 on:** April 2, 2024, 12:26:05 pm »

Quote from: oojason on April 2, 2024, 12:20:41 pm

'David Squires on … Nottingham Forest and Everton playing the waiting game':-

Our resident cartoonist on a nervous time for the two Premier League clubs with the looming threat of relegation

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/02/david-squires-on-nottingham-forest-and-everton-premier-league-points-purgatory

Wilder with the plate of sandwiches

That last panel is amazing. So good guys, so good

Only Me · « **Reply #2990 on:** April 2, 2024, 01:54:59 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on March 26, 2024, 11:45:12 am

David Squires on … England’s collar and other ‘woke’ things destroying football

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/26/david-squires-on-england-flag-furore-kit-collar-woke-things-destroying-football

Missed this one last week.

The Prime Ministers size fours 😂

oojason · « **Reply #2991 on:** April 9, 2024, 11:00:46 am »

'David Squires on … 4.54 billion years of evolution leading to this':-

Our cartoonist takes a delve deep into history, to the present day

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/09/david-squires-billions-years-of-evolution-leading-to-this

rob1966 · « **Reply #2992 on:** April 9, 2024, 12:36:45 pm »

Quote from: oojason on April 9, 2024, 11:00:46 am

'David Squires on … 4.54 billion years of evolution leading to this':-

Our cartoonist takes a delve deep into history, to the present day

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/09/david-squires-billions-years-of-evolution-leading-to-this

Oh, that stings

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #2993 on:** April 9, 2024, 01:56:12 pm »

Quote from: oojason on April 9, 2024, 11:00:46 am

'David Squires on … 4.54 billion years of evolution leading to this':-

Our cartoonist takes a delve deep into history, to the present day

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/09/david-squires-billions-years-of-evolution-leading-to-this

Hello David, I take it you dip into your own thread here for feedback, good to see you pick this Goldbridge video out of the United thread

Thanks for the laughs, keep it going

thaddeus · « **Reply #2994 on:** April 9, 2024, 04:27:32 pm »

That made me laugh far more than it probably should have done. I hope Goldbridge has set aside a little nest egg as surely the shelf life of angry YouTuber is pretty short, one way or another.

oojason · « **Reply #2995 on:** April 16, 2024, 12:44:14 pm »

'David Squires on … Manchester City looking down on their title rivals again':-

Our cartoonist looks back on a dramatic weekend in which Pep Guardiola’s machine powered back up to the summit

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/apr/16/david-squires-on-manchester-city-looking-down-on-premier-league-title-rivals

vicar · « **Reply #2996 on:** April 16, 2024, 12:52:59 pm »

I did like the Mighty Red pinata and the players all missing it!

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #2997 on:** April 16, 2024, 01:22:42 pm »

The Muric and Emery panels are good as well

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #2998 on:** April 16, 2024, 01:46:37 pm »

Shark under Pep?

Craig S · « **Reply #2999 on:** April 16, 2024, 01:53:28 pm »

Quote from: Black Bull Nova on April 16, 2024, 01:46:37 pm

Shark under Pep?

It's from happy days, and where jump the shark moment came from - refers to stretching credulity in a show. It's also completely toothless where he references the charges and proposed elite tax.