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Injury news only thread. *
« on: August 28, 2013, 08:19:43 pm »
Should we have one thread for injury updates? I tried to find news on Kolo, but wasn't successful. How long is Sissokho out for with an ankle strain?


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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2013, 08:23:48 pm »
Kolo has had his penis amputated. Allen has been shrunk in the TV room and Cissokho has donated his head, his hair and his toe-nail clippings, to medical experiments.


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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2013, 08:27:25 pm »

I twisted my foot today , but it's not too bad . Thanks .
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2013, 08:43:14 pm »
Ricked me neck before....Bit painful, but fuck it

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2013, 08:45:19 pm »
We await announcements from the official site.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2013, 08:46:30 pm »
Stubbed my toe earlier. Injury update - Feeling better now

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2013, 08:50:25 pm »
Dropped my dinner on the floor the other day. Expected to be out for another week or so to recover from the mental stress.  :'(

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2013, 08:56:49 pm »
Ibuprofen seems to have sorted me neck....terrible wind now though. few cramps like

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2013, 09:08:11 pm »
Caught my whang in my fly.

Can't decide whether to try to gently ease the skin out slowly tooth by tooth or just yank the fucker and get it over with.

Looks like it's going to be a bleeder either way.
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2013, 09:09:19 pm »
In my opinion, none of the not-serious posts above are even remotely funny.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2013, 09:10:16 pm »
In my opinion, none of the not-serious posts above are even remotely funny.

Good to see your sense of humour is back to full fitness.  ::)

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2013, 09:10:36 pm »
Caught my whang in my fly.

Can't decide whether to try to gently ease the skin out slowly tooth by tooth or just yank the fucker and get it over with.

Looks like it's going to be a bleeder either way.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2013, 09:17:01 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vzRuKnb2uuY?version=3&amp;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/vzRuKnb2uuY?version=3&amp;</a>

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2013, 09:26:07 pm »
In my opinion, none of the not-serious posts above are even remotely funny.



True. There's also the bizarre forum trend of 'oh look, he's cracked a joke, I must crack the exact same joke but change a few words' that I can never quite understand. If the first one was funny, it has drowned out by the echos following it.
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2013, 09:26:36 pm »
In my opinion, none of the not-serious posts above are even remotely funny.

You have permission to leave the thread meldrew  ::)
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2013, 09:27:32 pm »
In my opinion, none of the not-serious posts above are even remotely funny.



You didn't see the video I posted. It was funny.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2013, 10:02:55 pm »
Finally an update, it isn't looking good:

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2013, 10:04:35 pm »
yeah, I get enough comedy on my own without having to read supposed funnies on here.  I want a proper serious thread involving authenticated references.  Or I'll come and get you.
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2013, 10:08:04 pm »
You didn't see the video I posted. It was funny.

Lamentably, it came after I posted my opinion on the preceding "jokes".
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2013, 10:09:42 pm »
Lamentably, it came after I posted my opinion on the preceding "jokes".

That's what I am saying, it makes it all worth it.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2013, 10:10:14 pm »
Lock lock lock

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2013, 10:15:51 pm »
yeah, I get enough comedy on my own without having to read supposed funnies on here.  I want a proper serious thread involving authenticated references.  Or I'll come and get you.

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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2013, 10:43:02 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2013, 10:46:31 pm »
I go for an operation on my piles next week..not looking forward to it one bit ..  :missus
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2013, 11:23:46 pm »
Caught my whang in my fly.

Can't decide whether to try to gently ease the skin out slowly tooth by tooth or just yank the fucker and get it over with.

Looks like it's going to be a bleeder either way.
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #26 on: September 1, 2013, 04:23:38 pm »
Not the type to start a new thread but is there any reason Glen Johnson doesn't deserve one?

Was immense today.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #27 on: September 3, 2013, 12:29:30 pm »
I agree. Is there any news in Glen's injury. He played great on Sun and left Anfield on crutches. How long is he out for please?
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #28 on: September 3, 2013, 06:35:23 pm »
I agree. Is there any news in Glen's injury. He played great on Sun and left Anfield on crutches. How long is he out for please?

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/144230-glen-johnson-injury-update

Doesn't sound so bad

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #29 on: September 3, 2013, 06:36:41 pm »
Wonder what that high level sprain means. Any experts?

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #30 on: September 3, 2013, 06:38:25 pm »
Wonder what that high level sprain means. Any experts?

High ankle sprain. It's a bad injury, lets put it that way. Could lead to complications down the line for Glen and his tibia and fibula. Hopefully it's not as bad as they fear. Could be out until past Christmas.

A bad high ankle sprain is a footballers worst nightmare aside from a broken leg or a bad knee injury.

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« Reply #31 on: September 3, 2013, 06:39:02 pm »
That's what Sturridge had over the summer right?  :-\

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #32 on: September 3, 2013, 06:39:54 pm »
Wonder what that high level sprain means. Any experts?

It's a sprain of the ligaments that hold the tibia and fibula together.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #33 on: September 3, 2013, 06:41:48 pm »
It's a sprain of the ligaments that hold the tibia and fibula together.

and isn't good news. Hopefully Kelly returns to full fitness rapidly.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #34 on: September 3, 2013, 06:44:28 pm »
and isn't good news. Hopefully Kelly returns to full fitness rapidly.

Depends what grade it is. A grade 1 sprain could be back within 6 weeks.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #35 on: September 3, 2013, 06:45:04 pm »
Wonder what that high level sprain means. Any experts?

A high ankle sprain is usually 4-6 weeks of recovery from what i know.
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #36 on: September 3, 2013, 06:46:57 pm »
A high ankle sprain is usually 4-6 weeks of recovery from what i know.

The fact that they are waiting a week before assessing it suggests that it is rather, quite swollen. Fortunately for Glen he will have been put in a compression cast straight away and will receive the best medical care from our physios but it isn't a good injury and is quite open to reoccurrence.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #37 on: September 3, 2013, 06:50:00 pm »
Depends on the grade I guess.  Some need surgery to fix as ligaments between the tib and fib tear apart.
If its grade I, then it could be only two months. Grade II or III may require surgery and will be out for up to 6 months
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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #38 on: September 3, 2013, 06:50:53 pm »
Depends on the grade I guess.  Some need surgery to fix as ligaments between the tib and fib tear apart.
If its grade I, then it could be only two months.

Spot on, two months is still a while though, nothing more we can do now. Just wait and see, like the club. We have Ilori, Kelly and Wisdom anyway. We will be fine.

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Re: Current injury updates? not a transfer speculation thread
« Reply #39 on: September 3, 2013, 07:03:39 pm »
High ankle sprain. It's a bad injury, lets put it that way. Could lead to complications down the line for Glen and his tibia and fibula. Hopefully it's not as bad as they fear. Could be out until past Christmas.

A bad high ankle sprain is a footballers worst nightmare aside from a broken leg or a bad knee injury.

Did I say didn't sound so bad?  :(