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Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
All the best to you and yours too.
He's the spit of him, you,re right.
hows your knob?
Hahaha that Adebayor pen's the funniest I've ever seen.
Finished at the age of 26. The Mike Tyson of football.
Sex bombs to the left of me would be playboy bunnies to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with my pasty white bird.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Should have let go of the left thumbstick. Idiot.
I love Emre Can more than both of my children. Fact