Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513732 times)

jckliew · « **Reply #2720 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:14:53 pm »

We do not have the top scorer in the Premier League.
Sell Salah
Sell Bob.
Sell Sadio.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #2721 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:19:12 pm »

Quote from: jambutty on December 26, 2019, 10:45:41 pm

Gerroff, we're shite.

Shoulda been 5 0 in the first half but noooooooooooo.

We're shite.

I'm of to support Arsenal.

You're not aiming high enough! You do know that Ancellotti is plying his trade here now...

Short walk across too....

farawayred · « **Reply #2722 on:** December 27, 2019, 12:34:51 am »

Quote from: 24/12 (or 2:1 if we're being mathematically pedantic!) on December 26, 2019, 11:05:33 pm

Oh dear. Who wants to tell him........?

Hush! It's a secret...

It's shite when even the fans don't get it...

ToneLa · « **Reply #2723 on:** December 27, 2019, 12:55:36 am »

Ffs if City win all their games and we lose ours we've blown the title

Virtually handing it to them aren't we. They're about to get one hand on the trophy with maths like this.

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #2724 on:** December 27, 2019, 01:53:43 am »

What a waste of money Alisson is. Did nothing all game. Just strutted around. Stealing a living.

invader_gir · « **Reply #2725 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:22:30 am »

We won coz Vardy wasnt playing, if he was he would have tormented our defense. He would have made Becker look like a fool.
We won but still arent 20 points ahead, whats the use?

Time to restart this whole thing again, sell the whole team and get new players. I miss the old Spearing appeal we had.

Entropicity · « **Reply #2726 on:** December 27, 2019, 07:56:00 am »

We keep focusing on are beating the teams below us.. but to win the league we need to beat the teams above us and we haven't done all season! Shite!

esw2003 · « **Reply #2727 on:** December 27, 2019, 10:29:31 am »

A few weeks ago we had as many points as the Mancs and Spurs combined,

Now,we only have as many points as the Mancs and Arsenal combined.

We are shite.

ByrdmanLFC · « **Reply #2728 on:** December 27, 2019, 11:04:53 am »

After 18 games, none of our players has scored 10+ goals and we even sold our best striker, who is clearly Danny Ings, which is proven by him standing on 11 goals at a shit club like Southampton....

boots · « **Reply #2729 on:** December 27, 2019, 11:53:02 am »

52/54=0.96296296 or 96%. Proof that theyre not giving 100%. Lazy biffs.

markedasred · « **Reply #2730 on:** December 27, 2019, 02:01:53 pm »

Some London Barrister is in trouble with the percy's according to todays papers for battering a fox in his garden. We battered a whole team of them in their yard last night. We as fans need to take a stronger stance against this type of shite cruelty.

jambutty · « **Reply #2731 on:** December 27, 2019, 03:32:25 pm »

Quote from: markedasred on December 27, 2019, 02:01:53 pm

Some London Barrister is in trouble with the percy's according to todays papers for battering a fox in his garden. We battered a whole team of them in their yard last night. We as fans need to take a stronger stance against this type of shite cruelty.

"Save the Foxes"
"Save the Whales"

What's next? Save the bloody shrimp?

Iska · « **Reply #2732 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:02:50 pm »

Quote from: markedasred on December 27, 2019, 02:01:53 pm

Some London Barrister is in trouble with the percy's according to todays papers for battering a fox in his garden. We battered a whole team of them in their yard last night. We as fans need to take a stronger stance against this type of shite cruelty.

While wearing a kimono no less. We sign Minamino a fortnight ago but has anyone in our march department come up with this idea for us? Shite.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #2733 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:14:02 pm »

Not happy with Klopp at all, he used to run up and down the touch line, now he just sits there watching the game. We’re paying him to manage not be a bloody spectator. Do something Jurgen. Shite.

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #2734 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:39:07 pm »

We're even shiter than you think. Cast your minds back to the last time we had to close the gates within an hour of the Kick-off! DECADES ago that was. Bloody decades!

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #2735 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:45:24 pm »

Klopp refuses to talk about the title. Will only talk about the next game.

He shows no ambition.

PaulF · « **Reply #2736 on:** December 27, 2019, 09:17:04 pm »

Everton have signed a manager with three, yes three, European cups, yet ours has only one. No ambition. Shite.

Starkjan · « **Reply #2737 on:** December 27, 2019, 10:09:57 pm »

And Milner takes all our penalties, he's just Lucky from The spot. He don't have The cool for it! Shite

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #2738 on:** December 28, 2019, 10:11:11 am »

It was just brought into my attention that in Minamino we have signed a player who has never in his pro career played as a CB or a keeper. And we're supposed to only bring in players who are versatile in their skills! Shite!

I am not even going to say "Edwards out!" Like that would ever happen, him and Klopp seem to have their positions secured despite us not seeing any change to our results, not home, not away. Shite!

Come to think of it, things are beyond shite

24/7 · « **Reply #2739 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:15:52 am »

Milner's a selfish twat and we need to sell him. When we most needed goals, his first touch was to shoot instead of pass to the proper goal scorers! It's too risky - we need team players if we're gonna start winning things. Shite.

Passmaster Molby · « **Reply #2740 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:25:32 am »

Got to say I am not happy with the league table. Already one game behind everyone else which is just unacceptable at this stage of the season. Everyone in the top end of the table has played 19 and we have only played 18 - lazy bastards just not doing as much work as the rest!

McrRed · « **Reply #2741 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:35:18 am »

Apparently we have to rotate heavily against a team that only played last night. Shite.

And we're even scared of Djimi's little brother? Shite.

Hymer Red · « **Reply #2742 on:** December 28, 2019, 03:04:50 pm »

Disappointed to realise that we will only win the league because everyone else feels sorry for us and are throwing matches to let us in. First up Leicester sit back and let us win then Pep shows how good his side is by taking a 0-2 lead with 10 men only to then pull the plug and lose 3-2. Man U have been holding back for ages now to give us a decent chance while our neighbours have fooled everyone into thinking they are just Blue Shite. Watch us go and cock it up again like we did last year! Shite!

Morgana · « **Reply #2743 on:** December 28, 2019, 03:13:06 pm »

Quote from: SprouterAtFart on December 27, 2019, 01:53:43 am

What a waste of money Alisson is. Did nothing all game. Just strutted around. Stealing a living.

... Did you see him smoking that cigar? Talk about unprofessional. Shite.

Commie Bobbie · « **Reply #2744 on:** December 28, 2019, 04:18:11 pm »

It's Saturday. The Ev have scored more today than we have. Shite.

Edit: The Ev have scored again. Sack the board. Shite. Absolute shite.

Give us Sean Dyche. Guaranteed to play on Saturday at 3pm. Shite.

jacobs chains · « **Reply #2745 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:15:35 pm »

Everton catching us up. We should have upgraded our manager when we had the chance.

jonnypb · « **Reply #2746 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:21:34 pm »

If you turn the table upside down we're bottom and Everton are above us mid table

Mighty_Red · « **Reply #2747 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:06:33 pm »

Dunno why there's so many Billy-big-bollocks giving it the large on this forum and on twitter. If we hadn't noticed, we got zero points today and Arse-Chester United went 3 clear of us!

How could we be behind a team jointly managed by Ole & Mikel? We're shite.

Samie · « **Reply #2748 on:** December 28, 2019, 11:33:02 pm »

I believe you lost your marbles a very long time ago.

Commie Bobbie · « **Reply #2749 on:** December 29, 2019, 08:43:07 am »

Shite. Absolute horse shite.

We haven't win a game in over 48 hours. Shite.

liverbloke · « **Reply #2750 on:** December 29, 2019, 09:15:50 am »

It's now Sunday 9:15 and we're still on the same points as yesterday - shite!

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #2751 on:** December 29, 2019, 10:32:05 am »

Quote from: liverbloke on December 29, 2019, 09:15:50 am

It's now Sunday 9:15 and we're still on the same points as yesterday - shite!

IT'S MUCH WORSERER THAN THAT!!!!!! Take note, while our lazy, overpaid layabouts were sat there doing Scottish Football Association, Leicester were busy narrowing that gap to ten points!!! TEN POINTS!!! Better teams that ours (and there's millions - BILLIONS of them) have blown bigger leads than that!

King Kenny 7 · « **Reply #2752 on:** December 29, 2019, 10:38:10 am »

Quote from: MBE on December 29, 2019, 10:32:05 am

IT'S MUCH WORSERER THAN THAT!!!!!! Take note, while our lazy, overpaid layabouts were sat there doing Scottish Football Association, Leicester were busy narrowing that gap to ten points!!! TEN POINTS!!! Better teams that ours (and there's millions - BILLIONS of them) have blown bigger leads than that!

Lol

Took me a minute to work that one out.

moondog · « **Reply #2753 on:** December 29, 2019, 10:52:16 am »

I'm sick of this shite, Everton and man utd gaining on us, no way we can hold them off if we don't keep playing matches.

esw2003 · « **Reply #2754 on:** December 29, 2019, 12:11:17 pm »

Quote from: moondog on December 29, 2019, 10:52:16 am

I'm sick of this shite, Everton and man utd gaining on us, no way we can hold them off if we don't keep playing matches.

I agree,at one stage yesterday afternoon Utd were in 9th place.I looked on the BBC website this morning and they are in 5th.

If we don't pull our finger out we will be eating their dust by the end of the week.

HiTs · « **Reply #2755 on:** December 29, 2019, 03:27:19 pm »

What’s this shitty good badge in the middle of the shirt?

If l’d known we had to put that thing there, wouldn’t have gone all the way out to Doha, rather concentrate on winning one of the world’s more prestigious tournaments, Carabou Cup.

Linudden · « **Reply #2756 on:** December 29, 2019, 06:48:32 pm »

When I was young Wolverhampton was a shite Championship side. Yet now I see they almost took a point from us? At Anfield? Against a club so shite their own city demand they are called after an animal rather than the city?

Shite, sell them lot

24/7 · « **Reply #2757 on:** December 29, 2019, 06:57:57 pm »

All this Billy Big Bollocks talk abar winnin der league before it's even New Year.....what are youse like?! Youse need remindin it would only be our first - FIRST AND ONLY!!! - Premier League title, since footie was invented in 1992!!!!!!

Win 18 of them first before youse all start braggin abar bein der best, fuck's sake.

Load of shite.

farawayred · « **Reply #2758 on:** December 29, 2019, 07:01:56 pm »

I blame our current predicament on the failure of doing business in the transfer market. The gap between us and City is way too big, we aren't close, we are farther. Perhaps we should have thrown money at the problem in the summer, but it's too late. And with the current crop of players who are older than last season, mind, we still haven't beaten any team above us. Shite! If that's the great FSG support, FSG out!

Hymer Red · « **Reply #2759 on:** December 29, 2019, 08:01:18 pm »

No chance of us winning this league no chance at all. City were 0-2 up against Wolves in the first half with 10 fucking men away from home we can just about hang on to 1-0 at home. If only we had not sold Clynie.... Klopp Out Shite!!!