On the back of pages and pages of gloom and misery, seeing as nobody wants to sing him a song, and inspired by American Sweetheart's hilarious thread which is th only thing that's given me a laugh for ages, and on the back of yesterday's meeting with Mr Henry, I thought I'd see if we could all come up with a nice carol or hymn For Roy. Here's my first offering for now
Santa Baby
Johnny baby, slip Zamora under the tree, for me
He’ll score four awful good goals
Johnny baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Johnny baby, an incompetent Ameobi’s cute, he’s a beaut
He'll balls up for you dear
Johnny baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun we've missed
Since I’ve been the manager the team looks pissed
Next year I could be oh so good
Championship footy from the FA’s list
Boo doo bee doo
Johnny honey, I want Emile, so hot, and really that's
Not a lot
£20 million and really that’s fair
Johnny baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Johnny cutie, there's one thing I really do need, Kevin D
He’s a massive goal mine
Johnny cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Johnny baby, I'll fill my stocking with Bramble and Bent
Sign your 'X' on the line
Johnny baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and look at Konchesky
He’d get the runaround from a kid of three
I really do believe in you
Even if you think Christian Poulsen is poo
Boo doo bee doo
Johnny baby, forgot to mention one little thing, Marlon King
I don't think he’s that shit
Johnny baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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