Author Topic: Christmas Carol For Roy Hodgson (Read 105741 times)

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #440 on:** December 4, 2020, 09:17:06 pm »

Can't believe it's this time again already

Corkboy · « **Reply #441 on:** December 4, 2020, 10:27:49 pm »

The late Gulleysucker has some quality contributions.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #442 on:** December 4, 2020, 11:21:35 pm »

Quote from: Corkboy on December 4, 2020, 10:27:49 pm

The late Gulleysucker has some quality contributions.

Without reading it (I’ll go back and do it now), his was the “he’s well thought of by the LMA” wasn’t it? Brilliant!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #443 on:** December 4, 2020, 11:27:24 pm »

Quote from: Gus 1855 on November 3, 2010, 10:37:02 pm

Thought this was a thread about Roy getting the Geordie Carroll for Christmas.

Also, did Gus predict the future?!

Puskas · « **Reply #444 on:** December 5, 2020, 12:01:12 am »

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade

And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time

But say a prayer, pray for the other ones
At Selhurst Park it's hard, but when you're having fun

There's a Roy-cursed club in London
And it's a club of dreary dross

Where the only tactic showing
Is the parking of a bus

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be goals at Selhurst Park this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get is a clean sheet

Where no-one ever scores
No goals nor assists flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Jwils21 · « **Reply #445 on:** December 5, 2020, 10:47:17 am »

Christmas Time
Hennessey and Clyne
Benteke’s been crap for some time
Zaha on the left wing
Ayew on the right
With Hodge at the helm
Palace are quite shite

-HH- · « **Reply #446 on:** December 5, 2020, 01:38:42 pm »

Quote from: Puskas on December 5, 2020, 12:01:12 am

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade

And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time

But say a prayer, pray for the other ones
At Selhurst Park it's hard, but when you're having fun

There's a Roy-cursed club in London
And it's a club of dreary dross

Where the only tactic showing
Is the parking of a bus

And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be goals at Selhurst Park this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get is a clean sheet

Where no-one ever scores
No goals nor assists flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Really good. Can I make one suggestion?

At the end:

"Where no-one ever scores,
For Hodgy's gang of bores."

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #447 on:** December 5, 2020, 09:12:03 pm »

Good work, those two new Palace themed songs. [emoji106]

oldman · « **Reply #448 on:** December 6, 2020, 12:00:20 pm »

"And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

we do !! brilliant

Jwils21 · « **Reply #449 on:** December 6, 2020, 02:10:31 pm »

Quote from: Peace on Earth = goodJwils to 21 men on December 5, 2020, 10:47:17 am

Christmas Time
Hennessey and Clyne
Benteke’s been crap for some time
Zaha on the left wing
Ayew on the right
With Hodge at the helm
Palace are quite shite

Might already need rewording, this. Two goals for Big Ben today.

Alf · « **Reply #450 on:** December 6, 2020, 02:32:25 pm »

Gingle Bells
Owl Shit Smells

zadoktBeast · « **Reply #451 on:** December 13, 2020, 04:21:20 pm »

Can't wait for Roy to get the man City job - Welease Wodwi!

harleydanger · « **Reply #452 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:18:38 am »

disgraced cake · « **Reply #453 on:** December 19, 2020, 11:13:42 am »

Don't you fucking dare

disgraced cake · « **Reply #454 on:** December 19, 2020, 02:33:24 pm »

Thank you for your service, Mr Hodgson, sir. A very merry Christmas to you and yours

Hymer Red · « **Reply #455 on:** December 19, 2020, 02:35:39 pm »

Away we're a monster
At home we just win
we get better and better
since Roy went in the bin

He is now down at Palace
with Zaha and Ayew
we hit them for seven
and he hasn't a clue

McSquared · « **Reply #456 on:** December 19, 2020, 02:56:56 pm »

In the second minute of satdee jurgen gave to hodgee...

A goal in the box from from the lad minamino takumi

In the 35th minute of satdee jurgen gave to hodgee...

A shot twatted in the corner by sadiooo maneee

In the 44th minute of satdee jurgen gave to hodgee...

A sublime move between Robbo and our boss player Senor Bobby

...

Hymer Red · « **Reply #457 on:** December 19, 2020, 03:57:57 pm »

While Roy sat down and rubbed his head
we scored our seventh goal
thank Fowler that ten years ago
we put him on the dole

At Christmas time we think of him
the way he made us play
ten at the back one in attack
and going down in may

So all you koppites sat at home
because of the Covid
remember we once had the Owl
and all the shite he did

The fans all said hes got to go
so we gave Roy the sack
and now we have got Jurgen Klopp
and the mighty reds are back

Pay homage to the Champions
at Anfield at our church
how wonderful we look right now
back on our fucking perch!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Ski · « **Reply #458 on:** December 19, 2020, 03:59:04 pm »

Surely in his destiny to manage Sheffield Wednesday at some point before he packs in, isn’t it? 🤣🤣

Son of Spion · « **Reply #459 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:10:55 pm »

Roy said he was going to spoil our party in the paper this morning.

Hi Royston.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #460 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:41:45 pm »

Thanks, Roy.

Zappa · « **Reply #461 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:19:42 am »

On the first day of Christmas
Roy ‘Odgson sent to me:
Seven goals to say sorry
On the second day of Christmas
Roy ‘Odgson sent to me:
Ancelotti’s Eyebrows
and Seven goals to say sorry

On the third day of Christmas
Roy ‘Odgson sent to me:
A point off Mourinho’s parked bus
Ancelotti’s Eyebrows
and Seven goals to say sorry

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #462 on:** December 22, 2020, 09:16:18 am »

There's some true classics in this thread. After ten years I still feel the pain reading them. So, to cut to the chase:

Quote from: Discipline on December 13, 2010, 07:22:34 am

"Fuck off."

To the tune of an angry man.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #463 on:** December 22, 2020, 09:34:54 am »

Quote from: Peace on Earth = goodJwils to 21 men on December 5, 2020, 10:47:17 am

Christmas Time
Hennessey and Clyne
Two more goals, the reds would have Nine
Salah with the double
Bobby with a brace
Left poor old Hodge
Sat rubbing his face

Edited in light of the festivities of last Saturday

zadoktBeast · « **Reply #464 on:** December 22, 2020, 04:31:05 pm »

Quote from: Hymer Red on December 19, 2020, 03:57:57 pm

While Roy sat down and rubbed his head
we scored our seventh goal
thank Fowler that ten years ago
we put him on the dole

At Christmas time we think of him
the way he made us play
ten at the back one in attack
and going down in may

So all you koppites sat at home
because of the Covid
remember we once had the Owl
and all the shite he did

The fans all said hes got to go
so we gave Roy the sack
and now we have got Jurgen Klopp
and the mighty reds are back

Pay homage to the Champions
at Anfield at our church
how wonderful we look right now
back on our fucking perch!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

That is brilliant!!

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #465 on:** December 22, 2020, 04:40:01 pm »

No-owl, No-owl, No-owl, No-owl thank fuck.

PaulF · « **Reply #466 on:** October 13, 2021, 12:03:11 pm »

Has he got another club?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #467 on:** October 13, 2021, 12:05:08 pm »

Quote from: PaulF on October 13, 2021, 12:03:11 pm

Has he got another club?

What’s the tune?

number 168 · « **Reply #468 on:** October 13, 2021, 02:30:19 pm »

Quote from: PaulF on October 13, 2021, 12:03:11 pm

Has he got another club?

"Everywhere I've managed, I've left a platform for my successor to build on, and this is a great satisfaction for me, even if I don't necessarily get the recognition for it." Great manager with so much humility. As he said his methods "have translated from Halmstad to Malmo to Orebo to Neuchatel Xamax to the Swiss national team." The queue will be long for this guy's services, even the "formidable"'Northampton Town could be interested.

Charlie Adams fried egg · « **Reply #469 on:** October 13, 2021, 04:10:39 pm »

Truly one of the great threads.
Provided a much needed laugh in the darkest of days and acts as a reminder not to take things for granted.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #470 on:** October 13, 2021, 04:30:11 pm »

Can't believe it's nearly this time of year again (I probably say that every year!)

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #471 on:** December 16, 2021, 02:05:21 pm »

Just bumping this for anyone who needs a bit of cheering up amongst all the doom and gloom around at the moment. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

missis sumner · « **Reply #472 on:** December 16, 2021, 03:51:34 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on December 22, 2020, 04:40:01 pm

No-owl, No-owl, No-owl, No-owl thank fuck.

LOL! Why have I only just seen this? Dark days...

McSquared · « **Reply #473 on:** December 16, 2021, 06:10:23 pm »

Quote from: missis sumner on December 16, 2021, 03:51:34 pm

LOL! Why have I only just seen this? Dark days...

Deck the hodge and punch konchesky, fa la la la la la la la la

Lotus Eater · « **Reply #474 on:** December 16, 2021, 06:33:28 pm »

Quote from: Son of Ebenezer on December 19, 2020, 04:41:45 pm

Thanks, Roy.

Love that!

Jwils21 · « **Reply #475 on:** December 17, 2021, 11:14:22 am »

And there won’t be Hodge at Selhurst Park This Christmas time
He’ll sit there talking tactics with his wife
(Ohhhh)
Gallagher and Zaha
Have really raised the bar
Hodgson would’ve dropped them both by nowwww

Here’s to Hodgson
Konchesky and Poulsen,
Now we’ve got Fabinho
And Robertson
Swear he thought that we were MK Dons

Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton
Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton

Fade out (to obscurity)

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #476 on:** December 17, 2021, 11:55:18 am »

Quote from: Jwils21 on December 17, 2021, 11:14:22 am

And there won’t be Hodge at Selhurst Park This Christmas time
He’ll sit there talking tactics with his wife
(Ohhhh)
Gallagher and Zaha
Have really raised the bar
Hodgson would’ve dropped them both by nowwww

Here’s to Hodgson
Konchesky and Poulsen,
Now we’ve got Fabinho
And Robertson
Swear he thought that we were MK Dons

Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton
Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton

Fade out (to obscurity)

Brilliant, especially the MK Dons line

Red Ol · « **Reply #477 on:** December 17, 2021, 11:58:05 am »

Quote from: Jwils21 on December 17, 2021, 11:14:22 am

And there won’t be Hodge at Selhurst Park This Christmas time
He’ll sit there talking tactics with his wife
(Ohhhh)
Gallagher and Zaha
Have really raised the bar
Hodgson would’ve dropped them both by nowwww

Here’s to Hodgson
Konchesky and Poulsen,
Now we’ve got Fabinho
And Robertson
Swear he thought that we were MK Dons

Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton
Roooo-yyyy Hodgson, terrified of Northampton

Fade out (to obscurity)

very good!

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #478 on:** December 17, 2021, 05:45:12 pm »

oldman · « **Reply #479 on:** December 17, 2021, 06:21:36 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on December 5, 2020, 10:47:17 am

Christmas Time
Hennessey and Clyne

an all time classic lyric along with
" deck the Hodge and punch Konchesky *