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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4720 on: February 9, 2019, 11:25:56 pm »
I listened to a rant that one of them gave off on the radio the other day. Basically he said everyone should rally behind City to stop us winning the league. Seriously, it's beyond Everton levels of bitterness and desperation.

They’ve actually surprised me with their behaviour.

They’re genuinely worse than I thought they were capable of. Everton I understand, they are warped like a man who hasn’t had sex for 20 years and has taken to wearing women’s bras

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4721 on: February 9, 2019, 11:34:16 pm »
Everton that

Conceding from the follow up play to a corner that wasn't a corner ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4722 on: February 9, 2019, 11:35:03 pm »
Looked a strange red for Zouma at the end of that match - the yellow looked fair enough, he got in the refs face. But then he turned away and the ref gave another yellow? Maybe Zouma just couldn't assed playing the next game.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4723 on: February 9, 2019, 11:36:35 pm »
Looked a strange red for Zouma at the end of that match - the yellow looked fair enough, he got in the refs face. But then he turned away and the ref gave another yellow? Maybe Zouma just couldn't assed playing the next game.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4724 on: February 9, 2019, 11:38:05 pm »
Looked a strange red for Zouma at the end of that match - the yellow looked fair enough, he got in the refs face. But then he turned away and the ref gave another yellow? Maybe Zouma just couldn't assed playing the next game.

Think it was just a 2nd yellow 
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4725 on: February 9, 2019, 11:39:26 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4726 on: February 9, 2019, 11:44:39 pm »
They’ve actually surprised me with their behaviour.

They’re genuinely worse than I thought they were capable of. Everton I understand, they are warped like a man who hasn’t had sex for 24 years and has taken to wearing women’s bras

United are embarrasing themselves with every passing week 

Corrected for accuracy ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4727 on: February 9, 2019, 11:44:50 pm »
"Here's how crap Palace's forward line are...

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...and that's why they're a great side and will hammer someone soon."
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4728 on: February 9, 2019, 11:45:01 pm »
Looked a strange red for Zouma at the end of that match - the yellow looked fair enough, he got in the refs face. But then he turned away and the ref gave another yellow? Maybe Zouma just couldn't assed playing the next game.

Did Pickford touch another ball that was going wide ?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4729 on: February 9, 2019, 11:45:16 pm »
"Here's how crap Palace's forward line are...

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...and that's why they're a great side and will hammer someone soon."

Make it Man City please :)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4730 on: February 9, 2019, 11:45:51 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4731 on: February 9, 2019, 11:46:49 pm »
Think it was just a 2nd yellow

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4732 on: February 9, 2019, 11:54:19 pm »
Corrected for accuracy ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4733 on: February 9, 2019, 11:54:43 pm »
Both cards were awarded in the 95th

Weird

Refs head obviously went
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4734 on: February 10, 2019, 10:08:05 am »
Just caught up on last night's episode, and how on earth do 3 ex professionals - and 2 of them ex strikers - sit there and claim as if it is 100%, black and white fact that Mane was offside when he clearly wasn't? Then chatting some shit about luck going our way, yet not mentioning anything about the decisions we didn't get?!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4735 on: February 10, 2019, 10:24:20 am »
I listened to a rant that one of them gave off on the radio the other day. Basically he said everyone should rally behind City to stop us winning the league.
Unfortunately for him, that’s not going to happen. Seems neutrals are not keen on the plastics.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4736 on: February 10, 2019, 10:39:47 am »
Just caught up on last night's episode, and how on earth do 3 ex professionals - and 2 of them ex strikers - sit there and claim as if it is 100%, black and white fact that Mane was offside when he clearly wasn't? Then chatting some shit about luck going our way, yet not mentioning anything about the decisions we didn't get?!

Idiots.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4737 on: February 10, 2019, 12:45:49 pm »
Mane is offside isn't he? His left shoulder looks it to me. Such fine margins though, and as others have said everything is analysed to the nth degree now. No way the lino could give that decision either way with any degree of confidence.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4738 on: February 10, 2019, 12:52:45 pm »
Mane is offside isn't he? His left shoulder looks it to me. Such fine margins though, and as others have said everything is analysed to the nth degree now. No way the lino could give that decision either way with any degree of confidence.

Just watched it on slow mo and I'd say it was his arm, so it's a good goal. You can't be flagged offside for an arm, as you are not allowed to score with it. It is millimetres anyway, cannot expect the lineo to call that offside.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4739 on: February 10, 2019, 12:57:03 pm »
Just watching last nights MOTD and i cant stop laughing at the steward in the Cardiff game both times they scored, he might as well not be there, he's battling to pull players away from the crowd and he's just getting nowhere :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4740 on: February 10, 2019, 12:59:06 pm »
Just watching last nights MOTD and i cant stop laughing at the steward in the Cardiff game both times they scored, he might as well not be there, he's battling to pull players away from the crowd and he's just getting nowhere :lmao

That was brilliant that, looked right pissed off too. ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4741 on: February 10, 2019, 01:03:10 pm »
That was brilliant that, looked right pissed off too. ;D



Its the first one that got me most, the fact he only springs into action when Bamba jumps and pushes him back as he advances towards the crowd, cue him scowling and fighting a losing battle to drag him away from the fans

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4742 on: February 10, 2019, 01:03:18 pm »
No linesman could disallow that Mané goal without guessing. All part of the big conspiracy though.
Plus he was inside.  Pundits don't know how cameras, perspective and parallax work.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4743 on: February 10, 2019, 01:04:04 pm »
Yeah, true. Makes sense.

So, he was onside, then, cause his arm was the furthest bit forward. Everything else was behind the line. Murphy's a wank.

He was offside, just. No problem with that, Milner was offside too midweek. Agenda driven twats though giving it the ‘Liverpool seem to be getting a lot of luck’ nonsense after what happened in the Man City and Leicester games. Clearly Gary.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4744 on: February 10, 2019, 01:08:59 pm »
He was offside, just. No problem with that, Milner was offside too midweek. Agenda driven twats though giving it the ‘Liverpool seem to be getting a lot of luck’ nonsense after what happened in the Man City and Leicester games. Clearly Gary.

There's huge focus on us, you don't seem to see this huge magnifying glass on someone putting the ball into the net with their hand, or other sides offside goal, funnily enough City have benefitted from both in recent weeks

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That Burnley Brighton game highlights how shit the officiating is, the guys playing basketball and gets away with no handball. How can you not see that?

Murphy is such a twat, for some sides he wont shut the fuck up about a bad call and for some its so watered down. He describes a blatant handball by Burnley, them going up the other end, getting a pen and scoring it as 'a little bit harsh'

Then Koscielny blatantly blocks the ball with a hand :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4745 on: February 10, 2019, 01:37:41 pm »
Mane is offside isn't he? His left shoulder looks it to me. Such fine margins though, and as others have said everything is analysed to the nth degree now. No way the lino could give that decision either way with any degree of confidence.
Guaranteed if it was Kane it either wouldn't have even been mentioned or they'd have trotted out their usual "benefit of the doubt", "too marginal", etc etc lines. The word "luck" wouldn't come into it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4746 on: February 10, 2019, 01:38:02 pm »
Zaha gets all this hype and talked up as if he should be at a top team, his goal yesterday was just his 5th of the season and his 1st goal at home

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4747 on: February 23, 2019, 10:36:24 pm »
Keown apologies for Pochettino, saying it was just passion! He was right in Deans face, way worse than Klopp who was analysed as being irresponsible!

Yet more piss poor analysis from pundits. Showing the error in giving the corner no mention of the 15 yards gained from the throw in

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4748 on: February 23, 2019, 10:43:51 pm »
Keown apologies for Pochettino, saying it was just passion! He was right in Deans face, way worse than Klopp who was analysed as being irresponsible!

Yet more piss poor analysis from pundits. Showing the error in giving the corner no mention of the 15 yards gained from the throw in

You can tell it’s a quiet day in the Premier League when Paul Ince is rolled out for a spot of punditry.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4749 on: February 23, 2019, 10:59:44 pm »
Wow there have been some shocking penalty decisions today. If Salah goes down for any of those given today, the pundits and press would be shouting "dive" very loudly.
Yet excuses are made... There was some contact etc.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4750 on: February 23, 2019, 11:02:29 pm »
You can tell it’s a quiet day in the Premier League when Paul Ince is rolled out for a spot of punditry.

Yep his analysis of the Newcatle game was laughable. He just commentated on the action describing what you could see, badly. No insight whatsoever.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4751 on: February 24, 2019, 10:37:06 pm »
Good luck finding highlights from this one.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4752 on: February 24, 2019, 10:53:55 pm »
Did they even mention Bobby going off? So busy going on about the Utd injuries I don't think it's even been mentioned once.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4753 on: February 24, 2019, 10:56:22 pm »
MOTD conclusion. We’ve fucked up - Man City are happy (with us top of the league). God they’re pathetic.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4754 on: February 24, 2019, 10:57:30 pm »
I get the feeling that Shearer still doesn’t like Ruud Gullit very much.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4755 on: February 24, 2019, 11:01:43 pm »
I get the feeling that Shearer still doesn’t like Ruud Gullit very much.

Well he did do better than him as manager. Saying that relegating a team after propping yourself up as the next Bobby Robson isn’t much of a high bar.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4756 on: February 27, 2019, 10:19:29 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4757 on: February 27, 2019, 10:51:01 pm »
I’m sure they’ll be all over the city pen and Garth crooks is already penning his article about his moral outrage - not

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4758 on: February 27, 2019, 11:06:57 pm »
Those famous empty seats...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4759 on: February 27, 2019, 11:08:23 pm »
I’m sure they’ll be all over the city pen and Garth crooks is already penning his article about his moral outrage - not

Yeah right, will be swept under the carpet. Silva just fell over, I don't see what the ref thinks happens?