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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #240 on: October 6, 2013, 11:44:29 am »
Suarez can't even score standing up, useless shite, sell him.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #241 on: October 6, 2013, 12:00:56 pm »
Are start has been so shite, I wish Hodgson was back.  :butt
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #242 on: October 6, 2013, 01:12:24 pm »
Henderson yet again failed to prove an attacking threat, not looking good for the road ahead..

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #243 on: October 6, 2013, 01:18:40 pm »
Easy run of fixtures. We'll slide back down to 6th and resume normality in due course.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #244 on: October 6, 2013, 01:19:40 pm »
We've let in goals in our last 5 games.  Liverpool is Shite!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #245 on: October 26, 2013, 07:21:42 pm »
Team of fucking thugs, nearly ending that poor lad's career when Lucas and Cissohko double teamed him. Should have been two red cards.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #246 on: October 26, 2013, 07:27:59 pm »
Relying too much on strikers.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #247 on: October 26, 2013, 07:29:58 pm »
Can't work out if this is a collective group of trolls or some over expectant fans?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #248 on: October 26, 2013, 07:31:29 pm »
yeah and when we were 3 up we let them score one. then we had to go through the bother of scoring a 4th. and sturridge couldnt even run with the ball, he had to shoot from outside the box. lazy.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #249 on: October 26, 2013, 07:36:13 pm »
Absolute shite. Only four goals against a bunch of no-marks. At this rate we'll be bottom half by Christmas.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #250 on: October 26, 2013, 07:39:32 pm »
Can't work out if this is a collective group of trolls or some over expectant fans?

Even our fans are fucking shite. Here's a little something that might help you in life


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #251 on: October 26, 2013, 07:42:15 pm »
We showed a distinct lack of respect to an ex assistant manager of ours today by beating a team managed by Steve Clarke. I felt we should have let him leave with at least a point. That win today was in very poor taste.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #252 on: October 26, 2013, 08:20:35 pm »
Can't even keep a clean sheet. When was the last time Mignolet actually did something useful in the game. Bloody anonymous he was.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #253 on: October 26, 2013, 08:25:25 pm »
Liverpool have hit the woodwork so often we should be sponsored by Ronseal! How difficult is it to actually put it between those bloody sticks? Words fail me...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #254 on: October 26, 2013, 08:27:00 pm »
Can't believe Suarez missed that overhead kick. What a sitter. He'd better start performing or he'll be out in January.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #255 on: October 26, 2013, 08:28:44 pm »
Can't even keep a clean sheet. When was the last time Mignolet actually did something useful in the game. Bloody anonymous he was.

So, why didn't BR bring Jones on? No, can't do that cos he bought Mignolet. Then he subs our captain for who? Allen, another of his buys. Then Suarez for who? Alberto. And who bought him? You guessed it... Rodgers out.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #256 on: October 26, 2013, 08:30:30 pm »
cannot believe mignolet couldn't save that penalty,all he had to do was move the same side of the goal as the stoke one and he would have saved it FFS,time for jones to be the number 1
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #257 on: October 26, 2013, 08:32:18 pm »
A decent team would have got more than 4 today AND kept a clean sheet
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #258 on: October 26, 2013, 08:43:49 pm »
A quarter of the season gone and we've already dropped 7 points! Bring back hodgson!!


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #259 on: October 26, 2013, 08:54:50 pm »
Mignolet is pretty shit, telling them where to shoot the bloody pen them diving out the way for them to score!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #260 on: October 26, 2013, 09:22:41 pm »
Fuck sake bring back jay spearing he's got a bigger dick than suarez
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #261 on: October 26, 2013, 09:33:50 pm »
Can't work out if this is a collective group of trolls or some over expectant fans?

Can't work out if this is someone trying to troll the trolls or sheer stupidity?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #262 on: October 26, 2013, 09:45:39 pm »
Can't work out if this is a collective group of trolls or some over expectant fans?
Something Cringey indeed.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #263 on: October 26, 2013, 09:56:19 pm »
Bollocks today.

Sturridge couldn't even be bothered to put power in his shot.  Typically lazy dink that is symptomatic of his attitude.

As for Suarez?

Should be sold for that performance, selfish to head from their, so selfish. Got lucky for the other two.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #264 on: October 26, 2013, 10:01:19 pm »
Can't work out if this is someone trying to troll the trolls or sheer stupidity?
Something Cringey indeed.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #265 on: October 26, 2013, 10:03:43 pm »

Should be sold for that performance, selfish to head from their, so selfish. Got lucky for the other two.

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Cissokho's cross for Suarez to head from was shite too.  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #266 on: October 26, 2013, 10:05:48 pm »
*there

Cissokho's cross for Suarez to head from was shite too.  ;)
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #267 on: October 26, 2013, 10:08:07 pm »
Oh fuck, I've been grammar nazid.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #268 on: October 26, 2013, 10:36:09 pm »
Relying too much on strikers.

And even they're shite, Sturridge can't score more than one goal a game. He doesn't have the Hunger of your Robbie Keanes and Berbatovs at the end of the day. He hits the ball too hard, softly softly catchee monkey Studge. You can bring a donkey to the grand national but you can't make him drink water or some other cliche.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #269 on: October 27, 2013, 01:35:27 am »
Shite transfer policy, shows how shite our manger is,
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #270 on: October 27, 2013, 01:51:18 am »
Suarez is so shite. He scores one goal with his right foot and two with his head. Why the fuck didn't he score with his left foot as well? Shite I tell you...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #271 on: October 27, 2013, 01:56:38 am »
Seriously what is wrong with this Brendan Rodgers. Keeps saying random shite like okaie, group, tremendous, group, quality, terrific, group. I mean what the absolute fuck? His signings have been appalling...I mean signing an overrated selfish prima-donna from Chelsea for 12 million...what was he thinking? Then there's that curly Brazilian whose apparently some great 'technician'...too lightweight for this league.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #272 on: October 27, 2013, 01:02:54 am »
Starting the game at 1am IS shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #273 on: October 27, 2013, 01:10:03 am »
Daniel Sturridge chipping the goalkeeper from outside the box, I mean the nerve.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #274 on: October 27, 2013, 02:01:03 am »
Seven shots on target and only four goals - Our bad luck needs to change and soon.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #275 on: October 27, 2013, 05:03:31 am »
Fucking 2nd? Who the fuck do we think we are? Fucking Arsenal?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #276 on: October 27, 2013, 05:08:00 am »
Fuck we're shite. Have to rely on an overrated sociopath to limp past west brom....shite! Bring back Heskey, sure he's kept himself in shape and he is the model pro.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #277 on: October 27, 2013, 05:08:53 am »
2nd. Shite.
Suarez hit the bar, couldn't get four. Shite.
Sturridge hit the bar. Shite.
Mignolet couldn't save the penalty. Shite.

Liverpool. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #278 on: October 27, 2013, 05:13:16 am »
Ahh we are back to being a two man team. We will never win anything like this

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #279 on: October 27, 2013, 05:15:04 am »
Painful to watch, too reliant on one or two players to do well, not even first in the league... the list goes on and on....
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