Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[Titi Camara]

[67CherryRed]

Chermiti Chermiti Bang Bang

[Qston]

What would the Ev do

[gerrardisgod]

FC Shit Stands.

[courty61]

Why the new thread? Old one too big?

[No666]

The Unflushables

[Keita Success]

Everton relegation fight 2: Electric Bugaloo.

[SamLad]

EverBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Black Bull Nova]

848 pages of fun had, we go again.


The mighty polystyrenes


"Virtually unflushable, polystyrene represents a huge threat due to its toxicity and ability to contaminate everything around it"

[Zlen]

Is this the year?
It is, isn’t it?

[Black Bull Nova]

Signing Youssef Chermiti, 3 goals last year which would have made him their 4th top goalscorer so obviously good

[Peabee]

The unbearable weight of fuck-all talent.

[Hoenheim]

The unflushable turd finally gets flushed.
To be fair this may be a good title a year from now, but I have to mention it.

[TepidT2O]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

[Terry de Niro]

Signing Youssef Chermiti, 3 goals last year which would have made him their 4th top goalscorer so obviously good

A career total of 4.
This lad will get a statue before big Drunk does.

[Elzar]

Signing Youssef Chermiti, 3 goals last year which would have made him their 4th top goalscorer so obviously good

Interesting that, he's 19 so definitely just a hope he will develop further. The most noticeable thing about him is his height. He's a bit of a unit at 6'4, so of course he would do well at a younger age group. Dyche will have him backing into defenders and throwing himself to the floor by October.

[Titi Camara]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

Shit news that, hoping for a quick recovery for him.

[[new username under construction]]

3 Goals and was apparently out for 8 months a while back? Nope not risky at all

[newterp]

Oooh good title.

Who is Elliot Mess in this scenario?

[FiSh77]

Chermiti Chermiti Bang Bang

The child catcher will be kept busy

[GreatEx]

Elliot Mess

Freudian quip?

[FiSh77]

Everton relegation fight 2: Electric Boooooooooooogaloo.

Edited for accuracy, how the fuck did you miss that open goal?

[newterp]

Freudian quip?

purposeful - haha

[Uncle Ronnie]

[12C]

Oooh good title.

Who is Elliot Mess in this scenario?

Who will play Frank Nitty?

[StevoHimself]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

Sad to hear. He always sounded like the one adult in the room on those Everton spaces as well as a good fella. Wishing him well.

[Black Bull Nova]

The Untouchables, they need a 70s detective style intro like below (they have a theme tune already although yackety sax suits better)


Intro (Bluey)


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[Skeeve]

New topic, does anyone have the classic GIFs of EL despair and the fuuuuuck crowd scene to properly christen it?

[FiSh77]

[Ghost Town]

The unbearable weight of fuck-all talent.

That reminds me of the literary Ev fans favourite work of magic realism: The Unbearable Shiteness of Booing by Milan (not Baros) Kundera

[Ghost Town]

While I've got your attention Titi, and while we're on the subject of threads, is the previous-to-last Everton thread - not the last one which you just locked but the one before that  -still available?

As I recall it was locked and possibly deleted after the Siggurdsson stuff broke and some idiots would not stop posting about it, but it had loads of amazing content in it, and it seems a shame to have lost it all because of a few incontinent morons.

If it's still around in a recycle bin or something any chance it can be reinstated minus any unwanted posts?

I've been ill for the last week and have been cheering myself looking through the last Everton thread (some hilarious stuff in there, esp from Capon), but could not find the thread previous to that, which I think contained some of my first tentative posts as a member here in it, lol.

Anyway would appreciate it if it's doable. Thanks

[Black Bull Nova]

This one really sums the crowd up, the vitriol, the quiet resignation, the silent stoney faced response and, of course Edvard Munch's scream.

[Titi Camara]

While I've got your attention Titi, and while we're on the subject of threads, is the previous-to-last Everton thread - not the last one which you just locked but the one before that  -still available?

As I recall it was locked and possibly deleted after the Siggurdsson stuff broke and some idiots would not stop posting about it, but it had loads of amazing content in it, and it seems a shame to have lost it all because of a few incontinent morons.

If it's still around in a recycle bin or something any chance it can be reinstated minus any unwanted posts?

I've been ill for the last week and have been cheering myself looking through the last Everton thread (some hilarious stuff in there, esp from Capon), but could not find the thread previous to that, which I think contained some of my first tentative posts as a member here in it, lol.

Anyway would appreciate it if it's doable. Thanks

Hope you feel better dude

It was locked and removed in case anyone had posted anything potentially libellous in there. There's far too much to wade through to check sorry mate.

[Ghost Town]

Hope you feel better dude

Thanks man!

It was locked and removed in case anyone had posted anything potentially libellous in there. There's far too much to wade through to check sorry mate.

What about ditching everything after the date of the incident? There's years of stuff before that, if I recall, which won't be problematic. Red Ron and his Tree , Marco Silva, Fat Sam...great days

[lfc_col]

This one really sums the crowd up, the vitriol, the quiet resignation, the silent stoney faced response and, of course Edvard Munch's scream.

What is that guy with the hat on doing with his eyebrows 

[disgraced cake]

Two stone cold classics. Always loved the Europa League one, wonder whatever became of that young man because it looks like the early years of watching Everton have given him serious anger issues.

[Terry de Niro]

Two stone cold classics. Always loved the Europa League one, wonder whatever became of that young man because it looks like the early years of watching Everton have given him serious anger issues.

Looks like his mam is telling him she's sorry for making him "born."

[thaddeus]

They've got their man!  I'm sure it was worth the wait for every Evertonian to land the player they've all been talking about... erm... Youssef Chermiti

Youssef Chermiti: Everton close to agreeing deal to sign Sporting Lisbon striker

3 goals in 21 appearances in Portugal last season.

[So… Howard Philips]

On blues, The Esk is quite unwell at the moment. So I wish him well

Seconded. He comes across as an honest bloke who supports his team.

[kellan]

They've got their man!  I'm sure it was worth the wait for every Evertonian to land the player they've all been talking about... erm... Youssef Chermiti
3 goals in 21 appearances in Portugal last season.

May only be three goals, but one of them was against Porto, who have New Balance kits, and we used to have New Balance kits, which means he actually scored against us and that's all that matters.