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They have some excellent players in theattacking third, and under a better manager they'll do well.

Jarrod Bowen, Lucas Paqueta & Mohamed Kudus wouldn't look out of place in our own squad. A 12.30pm kick-off away from home.. I'm not exactly confident.
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Which season was Rushie dogshite? He scored 30 goals in 49 games in his first full season.

Not the best comparison generally. Rushie was ruthless in front of goal, often helped out at the back, and was rarely offside.
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Sounds like a law firm :lmao

Also sounds like a North European porno

Or sex position

Give 'em the old Kuyt and Slot
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And also, fuck me, stop talking about Rodgers. It was bad enough having him as manager never mind having to relive it because you think the same thing's happening here (in spite of absolutely no correlation in their experience levels whatsoever)

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Jeez I feel like I'm on the therapist's chaise longue here.

Maybe I have gone full Al, maybe I'm still smarting from the unexpected Alonso decision, one I think we sat back and let play out c/o Bayern's media shite instead of moving decisively, not a trait I associate with FSG (eek, hitting the Al redline threshold again sorry).

Maybe I had then come around to the plan B being Amorim, which revisionist claims to the contrary, if you'd ask any Liverpool fan in that calendar month between the Leverkusen press conference and this overnight media blitz on our choice of Slot, they'd have said its obvious Amorim has a clear run and is odds-on favourite. Only the small print disclaimer about still considering the likes of De Zerbi (which was then unequivocally aborted) would support the Portuguese was anything other than a shoe-in.

As for Slot being a Kuyt parallel (I think you mean proxy). Well obviously. It's the Feyenoord thing. Never mind the gesticulating Everton-like toddler giving it the middle finger, the toxic hooligan culture, the inferiority complex of being the third club as a 'second city'. No, you're right. It's the sheer soul-swallowing PTSD palpitations of dread of once again seeing the Perspirator in a Liverpool training kit.

We've been good at doing things quietly under FSG, why do you discount the possibility of us doing the background work on a new manager without leaks, while the media and fans fill the silence with their own speculation? You seem very quick to presume Slot was a last minute idea, when actually the reliable media all said it'll be a thorough process based on deep analysis.
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Kuyt and Slot

Sounds like a law firm :lmao
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I didn't say that at all? I'm not entirely sure you have to build an attack around anyone as much these days anyway, at least not like it used to be. But even hypothetically speaking he hasn't exactly earned that right. My point is that our attack and style might look a lot different come August and we don't know for sure what personnel we will or won't have. And while I wouldn't sell him, I wouldn't build the attack around him either.
I may have misunderstood but there is no reason why in a front 3 Nunez should not be a part of that. Most assists and second highest goal scorer this season hasn't "earned the right"?
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vs West Ham

Alisson

Trent
Quansah
Van Dijk
Robbo

MacAllister
Endo
Elliott

Gakpo
Diaz
Salah

FS: 2-1 to LFC
FG: Bowen
DP: 8
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Jeez I feel like I'm on the therapist's chaise longue here.

Maybe I have gone full Al, maybe I'm still smarting from the unexpected Alonso decision, one I think we sat back and let play out c/o Bayern's media shite instead of moving decisively, not a trait I associate with FSG (eek, hitting the Al redline threshold again sorry).

Maybe I had then come around to the plan B being Amorim, which revisionist claims to the contrary, if you'd ask any Liverpool fan in that calendar month between Leverkusen press conference and this overnight media blitz on our choice of Slot, they'd have said its obvious Amorim has th clear run and odds-on favourite. Only the small print disclaimer about still considering the likes of De Zerbi (which was then unequivocally aborted) would support the Portuguese was anything other than a shoe-in.

As for Slot being a Kuyt parallel (I think you mean proxy). Well obviously. It's the Feyenoord thing. Never mind the gesticulating Everton-like toddler giving it the middle finger, the toxic hooligan culture, the inferiority complex of being the third club as a 'second city'. No, you're right. It's the sheer soul-swallowing PTSD palpitations of dread of once again seeing the Perspirator in a Liverpool training kit.

Kuyt and Slot … that would be one gorgeous looking bench 😂😂 … nearly as sexy as Paisley, Moran et al.

If they’re good men I’ll defend them to the hilt 😁 you end up falling in love with the imperfections if you love someone, and end up picking on them if you don’t.

Hodgson is an owl faced c*nt for us. He’s a winged beaked messiah in the crystal palace boardroom.
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'Richard Masters says the hearing into Manchester City's 115 charges will take place in the "near future". Closest he has come to indicating a date.'

^ https://twitter.com/ben_rumsby/status/1783838754597417416 (Daily Telegraph Sport Investigations Reporter)

Nick Harris has said in one of his articles it will be this autumn sometime. I think Ornstein has since confirmed that.
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