Jeez I feel like I'm on the therapist's chaise longue here.
Maybe I have gone full Al, maybe I'm still smarting from the unexpected Alonso decision, one I think we sat back and let play out c/o Bayern's media shite instead of moving decisively, not a trait I associate with FSG (eek, hitting the Al redline threshold again sorry).
Maybe I had then come around to the plan B being Amorim, which revisionist claims to the contrary, if you'd ask any Liverpool fan in that calendar month between Leverkusen press conference and this overnight media blitz on our choice of Slot, they'd have said its obvious Amorim has th clear run and odds-on favourite. Only the small print disclaimer about still considering the likes of De Zerbi (which was then unequivocally aborted) would support the Portuguese was anything other than a shoe-in.
As for Slot being a Kuyt parallel (I think you mean proxy). Well obviously. It's the Feyenoord thing. Never mind the gesticulating Everton-like toddler giving it the middle finger, the toxic hooligan culture, the inferiority complex of being the third club as a 'second city'. No, you're right. It's the sheer soul-swallowing PTSD palpitations of dread of once again seeing the Perspirator in a Liverpool training kit.
Kuyt and Slot … that would be one gorgeous looking bench 😂😂 … nearly as sexy as Paisley, Moran et al.
If they’re good men I’ll defend them to the hilt 😁 you end up falling in love with the imperfections if you love someone, and end up picking on them if you don’t.
Hodgson is an owl faced c*nt for us. He’s a winged beaked messiah in the crystal palace boardroom.