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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43600 on: Yesterday at 04:47:18 pm »
Quote from: Statto Red on May  1, 2024, 10:43:30 pm
Those that post first names of famous people like they're personal friends with them, like Rory for Rory McIlroy really annoys me.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43601 on: Yesterday at 06:00:42 pm »
Just accidentally spat in some lady's face while talking to her. You know that second where you think that was a bit saliva-y, hope I didn't get her, and then a few seconds later they casually wipe their cheek. Hate that
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
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As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43604 on: Yesterday at 06:18:03 pm »
Quote from: Mumm-Ra on Yesterday at 06:00:42 pm
Just accidentally spat in some lady's face while talking to her. You know that second where you think that was a bit saliva-y, hope I didn't get her, and then a few seconds later they casually wipe their cheek. Hate that
could be worse.  at a party years back my wife introduced me to one of her close friends, as I was turning around, holding a drink.

as I turned, the back of my hand brushed against her left tit.  cue a look of total alarm on her face.  I instantly decided to pretend it didn't happen -- which to this day I'm not sure was the right choice.

luckily my wife never noticed her friend's reaction.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43606 on: Yesterday at 08:25:04 pm »
Quote from: SamLad on Yesterday at 06:18:03 pm
could be worse.  at a party years back my wife introduced me to one of her close friends, as I was turning around, holding a drink.

as I turned, the back of my hand brushed against her left tit.  cue a look of total alarm on her face.  I instantly decided to pretend it didn't happen -- which to this day I'm not sure was the right choice.

luckily my wife never noticed her friend's reaction.

Ah, the old "accidentally felt your tit" excuse - you should be locked up you perv !!



Nah only kidding, I've done that myself and its like "shit, sorry about that". its really worrying that they think you've done it on purpose.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43607 on: Yesterday at 08:32:08 pm »
Working too hard, thinking I'm invincible and still in my 20s.  Fucking dickhead!!
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43608 on: Yesterday at 09:46:07 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on Yesterday at 08:25:04 pm
Ah, the old "accidentally felt your tit" excuse - you should be locked up you perv !!

I swear, your honour!!!! :)

as an aside, her friend was an absolute knockout, and a really lovely person.  not that it's relevant of course, but anyhow ...  :)
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43609 on: Yesterday at 09:49:47 pm »
Quote from: SamLad on Yesterday at 09:46:07 pm
I swear, your honour!!!! :)

as an aside, her friend was an absolute knockout, and a really lovely person.  not that it's relevant of course, but anyhow ...  :)

And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43610 on: Yesterday at 10:06:52 pm »
Quote from: PaulF on Yesterday at 09:49:47 pm
And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?

He feels them all up.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43611 on: Yesterday at 10:07:04 pm »
Quote from: PaulF on Yesterday at 09:49:47 pm
And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?
none whatsoever.

weird innit?
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43612 on: Yesterday at 11:50:29 pm »
Complete accident but he’s not washed that hand since  :missus
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43613 on: Today at 09:20:08 am »
Articles on my phone popping up telling me Gen whatever says , but Gen wotsit fights back with...

a) I don't care, b) I don't know what gen is what.

For me , it should be Gen Arable Farmer, Gen industrial revolution , Gen Wireless. Gen TV . Gen  Video , Gen Internet , Gen Social media.  And I guess Gen AI is up next.
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