Author Topic: Premier League fixtures 23rd-26th October (Read 44174 times)

elsewhere · « **Reply #720 on:** October 25, 2020, 06:20:00 am »

Everton will lose against Southampton. Their run stops today.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #721 on:** October 25, 2020, 10:12:01 am »

Quote from: elsewhere on October 25, 2020, 06:20:00 am

Everton will lose against Southampton. Their run stops today.

A year ago to the day, Southampton got beat 9-0 by Leicester. Shows the value of sticking with a very good manager despite a shocking result.

elsewhere · « **Reply #722 on:** October 25, 2020, 10:15:54 am »

Quote from: sinnermichael on October 25, 2020, 10:12:01 am

A year ago to the day, Southampton got beat 9-0 by Leicester. Shows the value of sticking with a very good manager despite a shocking result.

They look like a better side this year, with a win they can go all the way up to 5th. They are definitely capable of scoring. Hopefully Everton balloon will be burst. Come on Ings lad, a hat trick would do it!

PeterTheRed ... · « **Reply #723 on:** October 25, 2020, 10:28:49 am »

Quote from: PIPA23 on October 24, 2020, 09:47:36 pm

Berge is a player we should be looking at...

Not really. We have just sent a player as good as him out on loan to Porto ...

PeterTheRed ... · « **Reply #724 on:** October 25, 2020, 10:34:46 am »

Quote from: elsewhere on October 25, 2020, 10:15:54 am

They look like a better side this year, with a win they can go all the way up to 5th. They are definitely capable of scoring. Hopefully Everton balloon will be burst. Come on Ings lad, a hat trick would do it!

They are still pretty inconsistent, but they are improving. Signed some good players this summer. Should finish in the top half.

Medellin · « **Reply #725 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:04:26 pm »

Lazarus starts..

Son of Spion · « **Reply #726 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:12:44 pm »

Quote from: Medellin on October 25, 2020, 01:04:26 pm

Lazarus starts..

But I thought Virgil had put him in a wheelchair? Uncle Ancho was adamant that nasty Virg had crocked him.

Lazarus indeed.

Zlen · « **Reply #727 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:26:06 pm »

Quote from: Medellin on October 25, 2020, 01:04:26 pm

Lazarus starts..

Just hope his right hand is still functioning after that assault last week. It would be a shame if he lost his fascinating ability to wave imaginary cards and not get a real one for doing it.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #728 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:44:42 pm »

Please Soton beat the BS.

Father Ted · « **Reply #729 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:56:10 pm »

Amazing physio-work to take Hamez’ severed leg and sew it back on in a week.

Samie · « **Reply #730 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:57:38 pm »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on October 25, 2020, 01:12:44 pm

But I thought Virgil had put him in a wheelchair? Uncle Ancho was adamant that nasty Virg had crocked him.

Lazarus indeed.

Carlo got into contact with the horse placenta woman from Serbia.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #731 on:** October 25, 2020, 01:57:41 pm »

Thought the players had to come out of separate tunnels now? Didn't we have to get changed in a shack at Goodison?

Kekule · « **Reply #732 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:00:49 pm »

Best wishes to the Southampton lads. Hopefully they’ll all make it through unscathed.

red mongoose · « **Reply #733 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:01:31 pm »

I am bursting with spite and thoughts of vengeance at the best of times, but I can't remember the last time I wanted a team to get thrashed as badly as I want these c*nts to just get fucking carjacked in the throat and thoroughly embarrassed. Fuck you and everything you are or ever were or ever will be, you gang of execrable twats.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #734 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:01:32 pm »

Holding thumbs-up for fuck up after fuck up by Pickers

S · « **Reply #735 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:05:42 pm »

They’ll kick Ings off the pitch today.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #736 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:06:34 pm »

Not worthy of a Yellow even though he's missed the ball completely and trod on Ings ankle.

rushyman · « **Reply #737 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:06:41 pm »

I’m watching this game with such hate it’s terrifying

When that velociraptor appears on the screen I almost can’t contain spitting at my own tv

red mongoose · « **Reply #738 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:07:52 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on October 25, 2020, 02:06:41 pm

I’m watching this game with such hate it’s terrifying

When that velociraptor comes in the screen I almost can’t contain spitting at my own tv

Same, rushy. I'm boiling. It's probably stupid, and it's definitely unhealthy, but fuck it.

Kekule · « **Reply #739 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:08:23 pm »

“Wayne Rooney wrote in his newspaper column this morning...”

...wait? What? Wayne Rooney has a newspaper column?! Fuck me.

rushyman · « **Reply #740 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:10:36 pm »

Quote from: Kekule on October 25, 2020, 02:08:23 pm

“Wayne Rooney wrote in his newspaper column this morning...”

...wait? What? Wayne Rooney has a newspaper column?! Fuck me.

Ghost writer for a few things Prob

Like the words and stuff

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #741 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:10:54 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on October 25, 2020, 02:06:41 pm

I’m watching this game with such hate it’s terrifying

When that velociraptor appears on the screen I almost can’t contain spitting at my own tv

Don't become one of them. This is how they've been watching our matches for at least 25 years now.

Los back. Thanks. · « **Reply #742 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:12:26 pm »

It’s 7am here and this the first time I’ve wanted watch Everton. I’m startled by my own fewm...

Father Ted · « **Reply #743 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:12:50 pm »

Fucks sake Redmond.

cdav · « **Reply #744 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:12:55 pm »

Redmond misses a good chance, Everton opened up

They really don't press and are quite passive which can lead to being vunerable to counter attacks

Jm55 · « **Reply #745 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:13:35 pm »

The mind boggles that anyone is even arsed about Everton any more than usual as it’s funny to watch them lose.

They’re no threat to us, they’re not ‘doing a Leicester’ and within a couple of months they’ll be around their usual position of 8th.

Yes last week was an absolute shitshow and yes Pickford is a c*nt, but let’s not give them anymore credit than they deserve.

The only result I was arsed about this weekend other than our own was the City one. The shite are inconsequential save for my amusement when it goes tits up, which it will, whether that happens today, next week or next month.

rushyman · « **Reply #746 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:13:53 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on October 25, 2020, 02:10:54 pm

Don't become one of them. This is how they've been watching our matches for at least 25 years now.

Out of jealousy

Ours is out of that jealousy boiling over into their players and then finally just attacking us physically

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #747 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:14:18 pm »

Fuck that was close.

OkieRedman · « **Reply #748 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:14:23 pm »

Redmond is such a frustrating player. Would hate to watch him every week.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #749 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:14:29 pm »

Come on Agent Ings complete your mission.

Kekule · « **Reply #750 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:15:30 pm »

8.5 for that dive.

Gods_Left_Boot · « **Reply #751 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:15:44 pm »

Just saw that the card waving Lazarus is playing. It's almost as if their "classy gentleman" of a manager was talking shite and trying to deflect attention.

Father Ted · « **Reply #752 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:15:55 pm »

Dive.

cdav · « **Reply #753 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:15:58 pm »

Lovely half pike with somersault by Calvert-Lewin there

Wabaloolah · « **Reply #754 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:16:28 pm »

Quote from: jillc on October 25, 2020, 01:44:42 pm

Please Soton beat the BS.

7-0 would be good

rushyman · « **Reply #755 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:16:34 pm »

Quote from: Jm55 on October 25, 2020, 02:13:35 pm

The mind boggles that anyone is even arsed about Everton any more than usual as it’s funny to watch them lose.

They’re no threat to us, they’re not ‘doing a Leicester’ and within a couple of months they’ll be around their usual position of 8th.

Yes last week was an absolute shitshow and yes Pickford is a c*nt, but let’s not give them anymore credit than they deserve.

The only result I was arsed about this weekend other than our own was the City one. The shite are inconsequential save for my amusement when it goes tits up, which it will, whether that happens today, next week or next month.

For me it’s nothing to do with them being in form. That’s going to be a dessert to be enjoyed in a couple of months

This is about their jealousy and bitterness culminating in violence and celebrating our players being out for the season

Red Beret · « **Reply #756 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:16:52 pm »

Quote from: Kekule on October 25, 2020, 02:08:23 pm

“Wayne Rooney wrote in his newspaper column this morning...”

...wait? What? Wayne Rooney has a newspaper column?! Fuck me.

... wait? What? Wayne Rooney can write?

Fuck me.

Medellin · « **Reply #757 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:18:14 pm »

Pirouette from DCL..the wind is terrible out there today, nasty wind fouling DCL.

Jm55 · « **Reply #758 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:20:19 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on October 25, 2020, 02:16:34 pm

For me it’s nothing to do with them being in form. That’s going to be a dessert to be enjoyed in a couple of months

This is about their jealousy and bitterness culminating in violence and celebrating our players being out for the season

That being the case, they’ve been like that for fucking years, like the Origi injury.

Everton want us to be arsed about them, which I am because of the rivalry but not to the point I’m going to let them affect my mood anymore than twice a season.

If they want to be bitterness and consumed with jealousy and hatred to the point that they’re celebrating a player being injured then let them but I’m not being brought down to that pathetic level.

Medellin · « **Reply #759 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:20:37 pm »

Miss hit from Sigs cannons off the bar.