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I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« on: April 7, 2024, 08:33:13 pm »
This isn't Man City of recent years and the other pretenders will shit their pants trying to balance with the CL.

Jurgen would be rightfully disgusted with the lack of faith and cowardice prevalent amongst so many.

"Believers into Doubters"?

So many of you are overthiniking it,  you couldn't possibly be enjoying it.

Sort you shit out!


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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #1 on: April 7, 2024, 08:35:19 pm »
Yes!


 :hally I too am deluded, in more ways than one.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #2 on: April 7, 2024, 08:37:13 pm »
You're correct in both parts of your post!  But yes we are going to win the league. As Klopp keeps telling us we take it one game at a time.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #3 on: April 7, 2024, 08:45:29 pm »
My life has been one delusion so count me in!  :D

I’m still sure we are winning the Title! For Jurgen!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #4 on: April 7, 2024, 09:00:41 pm »
Far too many towel throwers amongst our fanbase I'm afraid to say and I've not heard the fat lady singing yet so I'm in 👍

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #5 on: April 7, 2024, 09:01:18 pm »
This isn't Man City of recent years and the other pretenders will shit their pants trying to balance with the CL.

Jurgen would be rightfully disgusted with the lack of faith and cowardice prevalent amongst so many.

"Believers into Doubters"?

So many of you are overthiniking it,  you couldn't possibly be enjoying it.

Sort you shit out!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #6 on: April 7, 2024, 09:02:49 pm »
From doubters to believers and back to doubters any time we aren’t perfect for far too many.

I’m in by the way. We can still win this
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #7 on: April 7, 2024, 09:02:58 pm »
Nobody has a crystal ball. That point today could be the point that wins us the league.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #8 on: April 7, 2024, 09:04:15 pm »
1. Just keep taking one game at a time and stay calm
2. Don't lose your head like the majority have done today
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #9 on: April 7, 2024, 09:04:47 pm »
Both us and Abu Dhabi win our last seven, Arsenal win all but draw at Old Trafford. Utopia.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #10 on: April 7, 2024, 09:06:19 pm »

Well in, DangerScouse. As a fellow deluded bellend I completely agree - we are going to win the league! And we're going to enjoy the ride too.  :wave
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #11 on: April 7, 2024, 09:12:40 pm »
Well said. Never, ever, give up until it's mathematically impossible

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #12 on: April 7, 2024, 09:16:00 pm »
Positive hat on.  It's an alternate version of 13/14.  Arsenal are us.  We're City, and City are Chelsea.  Arsenal will drop points, allowing us to steal in and win out to win the title.  City will fall away after a couple of shock results.

Let's have it.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #13 on: April 7, 2024, 09:19:36 pm »
I'm certainly not giving in while we're joint top. Game by game I will take it, it's still on.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #14 on: April 7, 2024, 09:20:30 pm »
That point is important because it changed things slightly for us. Let's just focus on the next game.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #15 on: April 7, 2024, 09:24:55 pm »
Fuck it. I’m in. Up the fucking reds
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #16 on: April 7, 2024, 09:26:32 pm »
At the start of the season I would have taken this. Obviously today was disappointing especially with the way we dominated most of the match.

Things are going to be tough but that's the same for all 3 teams. We are where we are because we have collected as many points as everyone else. Play one game at a time and see what happens.

I remember getting off a plane coming home from Spain hearing that we had lost 3-0 to Barcelona.....I turned round to a friend and said "we'll win and go through".

So who knows what will happen and we are in the mix. Keep winning and try to convert our chances. Maybe Jota and TAA will be back soon.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #17 on: April 7, 2024, 09:27:16 pm »
It's wild and depressing this even needs to be said when we are level with 1st with 7 games to go  ;D i'd understand it more if there were 3 games left and Arsenal had Sheff Utd, Burnley and Everton or something. But i agree, I'm all in, maybe it'll even suit us going under the radar for a few weeks while the world and half our fans seem to be wanking over Arsenal. Collect some wins and see what drops for us, I'm certain something will, just gotta do our job.


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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #18 on: April 7, 2024, 09:31:02 pm »
Win our game on Sunday and we'll be top again for a while at a least. We'll take it right to the final day if needs be because that's what we do.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #19 on: April 7, 2024, 09:31:45 pm »
Fuck it. I’m in. Up the fucking reds
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #20 on: April 7, 2024, 09:32:01 pm »
Still think we will win it.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #21 on: April 7, 2024, 09:32:03 pm »
Given the wholesale changes we made in the summer if someone offered us 71 points and a pretty much guaranteed place in the CL. I would have bitten their hands off. We have achieved that with 7 games to go and have a real chance of winning the league.

Let's just enjoy Kloppos finale and see where it takes us.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #22 on: April 7, 2024, 09:35:32 pm »
This isn't Man City of recent years and the other pretenders will shit their pants trying to balance with the CL.

Jurgen would be rightfully disgusted with the lack of faith and cowardice prevalent amongst so many.

"Believers into Doubters"?

So many of you are overthiniking it,  you couldn't possibly be enjoying it.

Sort you shit out!

Let's fucking do this!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #23 on: April 7, 2024, 09:36:12 pm »
In the famous words of Roy Evans when we fucked up in 96/97 .

That could be the point that could win us the league .

Being honest here I feel like joing the Foreign Legion after that today.
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« Reply #24 on: April 7, 2024, 09:41:37 pm »
In the famous words of Roy Evans when we fucked up in 96/97 .

That could be the point that could win us the league .

Being honest here I feel like joing the Foreign Legion after that today.

Come on Kesey we all know the Foreign Legion aren't that desperate. ;)
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #25 on: April 7, 2024, 09:44:07 pm »
I am enjoying the incredible journey this young team are on. After last season, it is astonishing that we are in a title race immediately after reconstructing the team almost from scratch. If you’d told me Ali (to name just one missing giant) would be out injured for most of the season, I’d have worried we might be struggling for fourth - the hopeful target I think most of us had in mind at the start of the season.

I’m also old enough to remember United mugging us frequently on the way to yet another Liverpool league win. It rankled then, as now, but we strode on.

We’ve had endless injuries yet young men have stepped up and carried the banner with pride and passion. We’ve seen some memorable performances. We are somewhat short of the finished article but we’ve seen the future and it is very bright, in my view.

Seven games left to play, all of them tough - for each of the competing teams at the top. There’s more twists to come, and the inconstant Fates look kindly on those who meet their withering gaze with a quiet, but mighty resolve.

We will win this title.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #26 on: April 7, 2024, 09:46:39 pm »
You're not deluded mate, it's much more fun to believe!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #27 on: April 7, 2024, 09:48:05 pm »
Given the wholesale changes we made in the summer if someone offered us 71 points and a pretty much guaranteed place in the CL. I would have bitten their hands off. We have achieved that with 7 games to go and have a real chance of winning the league.

Let's just enjoy Kloppos finale and see where it takes us.


Really?

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #28 on: April 7, 2024, 09:48:08 pm »
League Cup already in the bag, 2nd in the league with 7 games to go level on points with the 1st placed team, still in the Europa league with a chance to win. Nobody would have predicted that we'd be in this situaton last summer. After the terrible season we've had last year, this one is already a good one. Take every game at a time and then see where it takes us. Everything is possible. Let's fucking go.

I don't really get why so many people seem to want to focus on the misery of a single game, when the overall situation is still positive. I also don't get this focus on "Oh Arsenal won't drop points until the end of the season" and "Man City will win every remaining game". They might do, they might not. We don't know. Why would you focus on how every point we drop means "Game Over"? It's a bit like getting married to someone and on your wedding day already thinking about what the divorce will be like, because loads of marriages don't last these days.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #29 on: April 7, 2024, 09:55:30 pm »
AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #30 on: April 7, 2024, 10:10:03 pm »
In Jurgen I trust, we will do this.  When did this club ever do things the easy way?
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #31 on: April 7, 2024, 10:27:03 pm »


Really?

We finished the season with 67 last season. We now have 71 with 7 games to go.
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« Reply #32 on: April 7, 2024, 10:28:49 pm »
Count me in too


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« Reply #33 on: April 7, 2024, 10:31:14 pm »
I am in too lets do it
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #34 on: April 7, 2024, 10:31:38 pm »
The reaction to us going level at the top has been crazy! Yes, today was a tough one to take, we should have hammered United, but we are still a very good side and our injured players are on their way back. We have ticked off one of our hardest fixtures, and we are in a great position to move forward for the title.

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« Reply #35 on: April 7, 2024, 10:36:08 pm »
Why do fans support this club and throw the towel in straight away? It’s like a coping mechanism. I’d rather go early, be right and say I told you so, when you could literally be glass half full and still dream it can happen.

Loads can change, we need one blip and to be faultless, it might happen, a lot of big games are coming up for all teams but we’re the only ones welcoming enormous players back who could fuel a title challenge. If we can’t do it, so what? The journey’s been brilliant and letting the outcome dictate everything is crap and defeats our purpose as fans.

We don’t need to be the best in the country to win it. We just need to win 7 games and hope the opposition teams slip up and we win. It’s not unthinkable, especially Arsenal.
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« Reply #36 on: April 7, 2024, 10:50:15 pm »
Come on Kesey we all know the Foreign Legion aren't that desperate. ;)

Nice one . It was my first words today after the match when I met up with a good mate . He goes ' ah fuck off lad ' . There's one team , one match in the whole wide world that gets to me no matter what the result . It's them . The landlocked Milltown c*nts who have some kind of envy from us the well hung dockers from down the road .   

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« Reply #37 on: April 7, 2024, 11:23:38 pm »
Before today I thought 7 wins and a draw would see us win it. In theory that’s still the case, we’ve just had to play our Joker early which has made everyone more uneasy (to very varying degrees!).

To be completely honest I’m less certain we’ll win it now than I was before kick off. But at the same time I’m absolutely convinced we can go on a winning run again and it’s absolutely all to play for.

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« Reply #38 on: April 7, 2024, 11:32:50 pm »
Well, the rest of the season is happening whether we as fans are in or out, so we may as well be in.

Let's get this done. 💪 :) 👊
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« Reply #39 on: April 7, 2024, 11:35:23 pm »
We can do this; 92 points will win the title for sure.
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