Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Son of Spion]

The what?

It's American (and hipster) for tap. 

[paulrazor]

Having hot water on for over half an hour and it's still fucking freezing when you want a shower

[Medellin]

Random pressurized yoghurt pots.

[CraigDS]

Random pressurized yoghurt pots.

Always open away from you.

Not that I remember this until after I open them 

[Phil M]

People taking fictional tv shows too seriously.

[IgorBobbins]

Random pressurized yoghurt pots.

I'll raise you yoghurt pot lids that don't come off in one piece.  Grrrrr...

[Graeme]

People taking fictional tv shows too seriously.

WWE

[bradders1011]

How TransPennine Express rarely bother to put the seat reservation slips out, so you have to argue over your reserved seat on busy trains.

[Statto Red]

WWE

  I cant stand WWE.

[El Lobo]

Girl at work who hiccups in the most disgusting way possible. Sounds like the noise when you puke. Not only that but it's loud as hell

This reminds me, whatever happened to whatshisface who used to get pissed off by his grieving workmate chewing loudly? 

[jackh]

This reminds me, whatever happened to whatshisface who used to get pissed off by his grieving workmate chewing loudly? 

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[Barneylfc∗]

Toastie makers. Why dont they make the plates the same size as a slice of bread?

[Statto Red]

Toastie makers. Why dont they make the plates the same size as a slice of bread?

Agreed, you have to cut the crust off the bread & maybe a bit more to make the bread fit in the toastie machine.

[Frank Becton]

All lanes of the M25 being closed in the early hours of today at junctions 27/28 driving home after a holiday at Disneyland Paris.
No choice but to turn off, sat nav hopeless, no obvious means of getting back on, in the end had to stop for directions at a service station, and stop a police car. On their advice ended up heading for Enfield near London to join the M1. Apparently loads having similar problems.
Couldn’t see any diversion signs or anything.
Took us well over an hour extra.

Then on M1 and M6 spent half the journey in 50mph motorway improvement zones with little traffic but no work being carried out.

[Son of Spion]

Seeing adverts for Christmas markets and items already. It's May, for goodness sake. 

[Jake]

flicked the fa cup on for two mins while the missus nipped to the loo and we paused the telly... just to see the c*nts score.

Fucking hate city

[I've been a good boy]

Afternoon naps. I always feel worse than I did before when I wake up from them. Been awake for 5 hours since the nap and I still feel groggy and out of it.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

When ye in a club and  all the fucking posing ibiza type bellends start cheering / raise their hands with a drink in their hands when theres a break/drum fill/crescendo.....or a fucking trancey bassline that kicks in

if you were that into shit so much that drink would be all over the shop you c*nt

And why arent you sweating you fucking fraud

FUCK OFF

[JC the Messiah]

Probably in here already multiple times, but those kids at football matches with signs they've written saying "[player's name] can I have your shirt?"

Entitled little pricks. Probably their parents who want the shirt and are using their kids as a proxy.

[Statto Red]

Hangovers, had a few beers Friday & yesterday morning i had a hangover what felt like the end of all hangovers, yet i felt like i didn't drink that much, yet i drank more yesterday & feel fine this morning, & i drink the same beer[Coors Light] as Friday.

[liversaint]

Hangovers, had a few beers Friday & yesterday morning i had a hangover what felt like the end of all hangovers, yet i felt like i didn't drink that much, yet i drank more yesterday & feel fine this morning, & i drink the same beer[Coors Light] as Friday.

No sympathy for drinking that shit, same goes for Budweiser, Satans piss.

[paulrazor]

Funny the way some hangovers work. I literally had two cans one night and was dying the next day.

Yet times I've had 10-12 and not a bother

[rob1966]

Funny the way some hangovers work. I literally had two cans one night and was dying the next day.

Yet times I've had 10-12 and not a bother

Quality of the beer and chemicals, or lack of, that makes the difference?

[redbyrdz]

Quality of the beer and chemicals, or lack of, that makes the difference?

Or how much and what else you eat/drink before the ale.

[paulrazor]

Quality of the beer and chemicals, or lack of, that makes the difference?

the two cans were Guinness

The rest could be anything.

[Statto Red]

Or how much and what else you eat/drink before the ale.

That is certainly true, plus some water after a load of beers & before you go to bed also helps. 

[rob1966]

the two cans were Guinness

The rest could be anything.

That is a strange one that, you'd expect to be fine after 2 Guinness.

That is certainly true, plus some water after a load of beers & before you go to bed also helps. 

Couple of paracetamol at the same time also helps.

[CraigDS]

Decent amount of food before (and after if you can), don’t drink shite filled with chemicals, then hydrate with water before going to bed and pop a few multi vitamins too. Works for me.

A hangover is mostly dehydration and loss of vitamins/minerals.

[Lee1-6Liv]

Decent amount of food before (and after if you can), don’t drink shite filled with chemicals, then hydrate with water before going to bed and pop a few multi vitamins too. Works for me.

A hangover is mostly dehydration and loss of vitamins/minerals.

If you can be bothered to drink water and vitamins after going on the piss, you’re doing it wrong

[CraigDS]

If you can be bothered to drink water and vitamins after going on the piss, you’re doing it wrong

Haha, I’m pretty good at handling my alcohol, even when I have a skin full. Although to be honest I also rarely get hangovers even if I don’t do what I said - much to my gfs annoyance.

If I remember though I’ll nornally out a pint of water with the tablets next to it somewhere I’ll see!

[Buck Pete]

Probably in here already multiple times, but those kids at football matches with signs they've written saying "[player's name] can I have your shirt?"

Entitled little pricks. Probably their parents who want the shirt and are using their kids as a proxy.

Fucking hell yes. THIS

This needs fucking right off.  I don't even care if it kids doing it either.  Stop it now.  If your lucky enough for a player to give you their shirt then brillaint but begging for it is so cringe-worthy

There was a grown man with a sign asking for Robbo's shirt while he was warming up away at City last season.  He defo didn't have any kids with him either.  Think a few lads had a word with the prick as he went back to his seat at KO.  Pure OOT'er from Australia or somewhere if i remember correctly.

[CraigDS]

If the kid is doing it off their own back then don’t have an issue. It’s as much begging as asking for a picture with them or their autograph.

Adults doing it however....

[Buck Pete]

If the kid is doing it off their own back then don’t have an issue. It’s as much begging as asking for a picture with them or their autograph.

Adults doing it however....

I don't know what it is that make it so annoying Craig. 

I think the concept of a kid getting a players shirt at the end of the game makes him/her very lucky.  These manufactured signs takes that element of luck out of it.  I also feel that its putting the player in a difficult situation.

Not to mention it's also yet another small time activity along the lines of Mighty Red, Wanker Hats, selfie sticks and half and half scarves that shouldn't be at Anfield.

If Mo randomly gives you his shirt then fair fucks good on ye.

What Next - "Mo please can I have your shirt and I'll donate to Charity"

[Lee1-6Liv]

Haha, I’m pretty good at handling my alcohol, even when I have a skin full. Although to be honest I also rarely get hangovers even if I don’t do what I said - much to my gfs annoyance.

If I remember though I’ll nornally out a pint of water with the tablets next to it somewhere I’ll see!

I’m at an age now where I fall asleep before I get too pissed, 6 or 7 pints and I’m gone.

[paulrazor]

Decent amount of food before (and after if you can), don’t drink shite filled with chemicals, then hydrate with water before going to bed and pop a few multi vitamins too. Works for me.

A hangover is mostly dehydration and loss of vitamins/minerals.

food is a big thing, i cant drink on an empty stomach at all

water before and after boozing is a must

[IgorBobbins]

Afternoon naps. I always feel worse than I did before when I wake up from them. Been awake for 5 hours since the nap and I still feel groggy and out of it.

Yeah I'm with you on that.  I always wake up completely disorientated and groggy after an afternoon nap, not refreshed at all.

[paulrazor]

Yeah I'm with you on that.  I always wake up completely disorientated and groggy after an afternoon nap, not refreshed at all.

worst is when you are woken from one just as you nod off

[Keith Lard]

Everyone suddenly using the word "salty".

Literally drives me fucking nuts.

[afc tukrish]

Everyone suddenly using the word "salty".

Literally drives me fucking nuts.

One for the Things in Life that Really Make Keith Salty Thread...

[Keith Lard]

One for the Things in Life that Really Make Keith Salty Thread...

lol that might be a big thread