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MATCH PREVIEW: LIVERPOOL v NEWCASTLE UNITED on Thursday 16 December 2021.
KO 8pm



I used to like Newcastle United a little bit. Newcastle and West Ham. Partly I suppose because none of my mates ever supported them and that frees you up a bit and allows you to show some charity. But mainly it was because their fans seemed to live football in the way that we do as Liverpool supporters. In the age of terracing St James’s (and Upton Park) were great places to go. You knew they’d be up for it and that the atmosphere would be hot. You sensed they cared that little bit more about football than other places. Neither ground was anything like Anfield of course, but they were a cut above Stamford Bridge and Maine Road and those other desolate mausoleums.

I still don’t mind West Ham although I do have a good mate now who is a Hammer and therefore I’m beginning to dislike them a bit too. You have to. But Newcastle is a wholly different matter. There’s nothing personal about my new-found contempt for this club. It’s simply the fact that since the Premier League capitulated and stated, in black and white, that Mohammed bin Salman qualifies as “fit and proper”, Newcastle United are now owned by a bloody despotism. More importantly still, none of their supporters appears to care.

I was shocked by that. Call me naive and sentimental but I imagined that the socialist traditions of Tyneside actually meant something. I thought the Geordies might have shown a bit of solidarity for the underdog - or, failing that, a bit of respect for themselves. But the scenes that greeted the Saudi Arabian regime’s purchase of their football club were ones of pure delirium. The club’s new owners operate one of the most oppressive political systems in the world. They kill dissenters and political critics with relish. They finance Islamist terrorism world-wide (including in this country). They possess medieval attitudes to marriage and sexuality and base their vicious laws on those attitudes. The Premier League executive committee has welcomed these thugs to Newcastle for the simple reason that they are weighed down with money. That’s the only thing that matters to those bastards.

I’m in the school that would now want Newcastle relegated before Manchester United.  And I’m just not very keen on Manchester United. 

Relegation has been a central part of the Newcastle experience of course. It’s years since they won anything. In my lifetime I believe they’ve only ever won the Fairs Cup (the predecessor of the UEFA Cup). On the few occasions they’ve reached a domestic cup final in that time they tend to get royally thumped. We thumped them famously, in 1974. (By the way that Alec Lindsay goal was not offside).

This long and continuous record of failure is why their supporters are apparently now showing no objection about being commandeered by a dictatorship. They even state this themselves! They’ve “suffered”, they say, and therefore they feel morally obliged to take the bloody lucre. I don’t know what system of ethics supports that conclusion, but it’s evidently a popular one in Newcastle. 

That’s the second reason why we need to destroy them on Thursday night. The first reason is clear. We need to grab these three points to maintain the pressure on the other oil-doped club at the top of the table.

Will we do it? Well, it would be a calamity if we didn’t. Man for man Newcastle are at a severe disadvantage to Liverpool, even if we rest some of our best players in anticipation of the match against Tottenham (which may, or may not, happen). In addition we have Jurgen Klopp - a manager that the new Newcastle owner would dearly love to have as his own coach, but which could never, ever happen. Some people cannot be bought. So Eddie Howe against Klopp isn’t just a moral mismatch. It’s a tactical mismatch too.

This is a game we can expect Thiago to run. If that happens then we can also expect Trent and Mo to have a field day. An early goal from Liverpool ought to open the floodgates. Newcastle could then expect inundation.

Hopefully it’s the last time we’ll see them at Anfield for a couple years. How enjoyable it would be if it were longer. Here, by way of homage to a club that has sold its soul, are the new words to their favourite song:

 
We got ourselves a new boss, they call him MBS
And all the Geordies I know think he is the best
The fella’s “fit and proper”, some find that proper weird
But what the hell do we care, ‘cause now we live in Riyadh

Ah me lads, the news has got us rowdy
It’s time to get the swords out cos now we’re owned by Saudi
The gays are strung from lampposts, the lasses in seclusion 
Gannin’ along to Gallowgate, to see the execution.

He owns a million oil wells, the chap is filthy rich
And soon those million oil wells will be playing on our pitch
When journalists go missing we sing this from the Leazes
The boss has got his chainsaw out and cut the bloke to pieces.

Yes me lads, the river Tyne is foggy
And now the place belongs to the killer of Khashoggi
It’s time to ditch our principles, there’s no point acting bravely
Gannin along the Scotswood road, behind Amanda Staveley.

And when we get the chequebook out on the first day of New Year
There’ll be Kylian Mbappe and Salah coming here
The shallow grave for Eddie, the throne for Jurgen Klopp
‘Cause once we start the spending we won’t know how to stop.

It was down in southern Yemen we had a spot of trouble
And so we got our Air Force out and turned the place to rubble
The Houthis died in thousands, you should have seen their faces
But what the hell do we care, ‘cos now we’re going places.

« Last Edit: December 16, 2021, 10:06:56 pm by TepidT2O »
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2021, 07:17:57 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2021, 07:18:20 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2021, 07:56:56 pm »
So we have Van Dijk, Fab and Curtis (possible covid positive), Jota comes back into the team, with Konate at the back with Matip and a midfield of Chamberlain, Hendo and Thiago. The two teams are coming out.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2021, 08:00:24 pm »
0 Newcastle kick off towards the Kop.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2021, 08:02:03 pm »
2 Game yet to settle down, both teams attempting to get time on the ball.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2021, 08:02:51 pm »
2 Newcastle defence made a horrible error but Jota couldn't cross the ball in.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2021, 08:04:25 pm »
3 A nice little run by Mo holding up three defenders but he slipped and they clear.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2021, 08:06:06 pm »
Nearly a bit of sex wee came out there.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2021, 08:06:37 pm »
5 First Newcastle attempt to get a ball behind our defence, then we break and Mo initially runs into the area but is surrounded by Newcastle defenders. But then another nice little move but Jota can't quite take advantage.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Newcastle
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2021, 08:07:07 pm »
When did black and white stripes start clashing with red?
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2021, 08:07:41 pm »
Oh…
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2021, 08:08:12 pm »
7 Newcastle take the lead, we clear initially but the ball falls out to Shelvie who gets lots of whip on the ball and it goes past Alisson.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2021, 08:08:45 pm »
Sorry guys, I'm having problems with my wifi at the moment.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2021, 08:09:47 pm »
8 Sadio gets the ball in the net after a lovely layoff by Salah but it's offside.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2021, 08:11:03 pm »
8 Sadio gets the ball in the net after a lovely layoff by Salah but it's offside.
He volleyed at the post and of flew straight back out again… weird
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2021, 08:11:17 pm »
10 A lovely ball by Matip finds Sadio, but he can't quite put it in the net and its cleared.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2021, 08:11:48 pm »
He volleyed at the post and of flew straight back out again… weird

I only saw it really quickly was sure it had gone in.  ;D
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2021, 08:12:33 pm »
11 Lewis had gone down for Newcastle possible hamstring.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2021, 08:13:36 pm »
11 Lewis had gone down for Newcastle possible hamstring.
Mo has broken him already
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2021, 08:13:48 pm »
12 Newcastle are making a change. It will be Matt Richie to come on eventually.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2021, 08:15:20 pm »
14 Hendo attempts to put a ball in, which goes short but we pick it up again. The captain then puts a glorious ball into the box but Robbo can't quite control it and fouls a defender in the process.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2021, 08:16:38 pm »
15 More good work from Hendo as he sends a ball into Salah and it goes out off a Newcastle defender. The corner is put in but Konate heads it wide.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2021, 08:18:38 pm »
17 We are getting plenty of the ball at the moment, trying to move the Newcastle defence around. Hendo has a nice idea but the ball he puts in is a bit too hard and it goes out.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2021, 08:19:26 pm »
18 Then Jota has a lovely run into the box but he can't quite squeeze the ball into the net.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2021, 08:21:14 pm »
20 Jota goes into the box again he initially shoots but the goalie parries it but he then manages to bundle it into the net. 1-1
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2021, 08:21:54 pm »
Newcastle are protesting as they had a player down, but it wasn't a head injury so we didn't have to put the ball out at all.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2021, 08:22:05 pm »
:lmao

Konate wipes out two from the corner and they’re still down when the cross comes in.

Newcastle furious the game wasn’t stopped.  I think I probably would be too, but you take your chances
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2021, 08:23:03 pm »
23 Over to Tepid.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2021, 08:23:39 pm »
23 Thiago gives the ball away in a dangerous place again, St Maximan is on goal, but Alisson saves…
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2021, 08:23:55 pm »
:lmao

Konate wipes out two from the corner and they’re still down when the cross comes in.

Newcastle furious the game wasn’t stopped.  I think I probably would be too, but you take your chances

You have to play to the whistle though. It also happened quickly as well so was there actually time to put the ball out? One of those things.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2021, 08:24:05 pm »
:lmao

Konate wipes out two from the corner and they’re still down when the cross comes in.

Newcastle furious the game wasn’t stopped.  I think I probably would be too, but you take your chances
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2021, 08:24:55 pm »
 ;D
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2021, 08:25:15 pm »
:lmao

Konate wipes out two from the corner and they’re still down when the cross comes in.

Newcastle furious the game wasn’t stopped.  I think I probably would be too, but you take your chances
It was feigned as well. Fair play to Dean, didn’t buy it (or more likely, didn’t see it).

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2021, 08:25:35 pm »
25

2-1

Huge balls up by Shelvey at the back gives it to Mane, his shot is blocked and one season wonder Mohammed Salah tucks the rebound away.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 2 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’ Salah 25’
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2021, 08:26:47 pm »
Shelvey always seems to make a balls up against us. Even when he scored before I was thinking he'll botch up sometime.  ;)
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2021, 08:27:02 pm »
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2-1

Huge balls up by Shelvey at the back gives it to Mane, his shot is blocked and one season wonder Mohammed Salah tucks the rebound away.

might be a pace goal too dammit!

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Re: PL: Liverpool 2 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’ Salah 25’
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2021, 08:29:07 pm »
29 cross into the box by Chamberlin is dangerous  but cleared.


All of a sudden it’s like Newcastle are down to 10.

Bad news for Everton fans, they aren’t losing.
 
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Re: PL: Liverpool 2 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’ Salah 25’
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2021, 08:32:12 pm »
32 Hendo heads form outside the area, Jota swivels on the volley and thrashes is over.. what a goal that would have been
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Re: PL: Liverpool 2 vs 1 Newcastle Shelvey 7’ Jota 21’ Salah 25’
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2021, 08:34:05 pm »
33 diagonal ball outside to Salah, he volleys it first time of the outside of his left foot…

Insane..

It’s out behind for a corner.  The corner comes to Chamberlin who smashes wide form outside of the area.
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