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So the 239th Merseyside derby is but a few days away, which means it's time to pray for the safety of our players. For those of us who don't believe in god, we get to cross our fingers and hope for the best. Kind of like what religious people do when they pray I suppose.

During the summer, Carlo Fantastico buggered off sharpish when he realised he could manage a top club in Spain as opposed to a second rate pub team on Merseyside. This left Accountant Supremo and all round nice guy/rich person Farhad Moshiri with the unenviable task of finding someone daft enough to take on the most poisonous of chalices. Failing that, someone who had a house and family in the area and was keen to relocate. He plumped for the latter, so through the managerial revolving doors of Everton Football Club walked Rafa.

Ten points from their first four games had some of the blue persuasion muttering about a possible CL qualification this season. Very unlike them. Sadly, reality has since paid an extended visit and they're now looking at no wins in their last seven league games. Presently, they languish in 14th place, just six points from the relegation places. We can only hope eh.

Richarlison, possibly the finest Brazilian to grace a football pitch, will return from his suspension keen to show everyone why he's better than Fun Guy Bobby. Of course what will in fact happen is he'll mope around the pitch, waving his arms about and falling to the floor in an overly dramatic fashion, whilst asking his teammates why they all can't be as wonderful as him. The match on Wednesday may come too soon for injured fashion icon Dominic Calvert Lewin. No one is really sure what injury he's suffering with, though I've heard pride and dignity mentioned. If ever anyone needed an image to describe the phrase 'more money than sense' here it is ...

                                                                                             

In stark contrast, we sit in third place just two points behind Chelsea. This is without a shadow of a doubt the best Liverpool team I have ever seen, and I started watching us back in 1971. They've been breaking records for fun over the last few years and continued the trend on Saturday by being the first team to score two or more goals in 17 consecutive games since Sunderland in 1927. Also, we're the only team to score in every Premier League game this season, which should give the Everton players some sleepless nights.

Some might say that bragging rights will be up for grabs on Wednesday as well as the three points, but in all honesty they don't really exist anymore. Unless bragging rights sound like this:

Them: we beat youse at Anfield last season.
Us: yeah, but you're still shit though eh.


So a relatively convincing win should be on the cards and then we can sing Rafa's name just to rub salt into the wound. All the games on Tuesday and Wednesday are being shown live on Amazon Prime, so for many of us there'll no need for dodgy streams. Unless you're suffering from a bowel infection.

Referee: Paul Tierney.
Assistants: Constantine Hatzidakis, Adam Nunn.
Fourth official: Jonathan Moss.
VAR: Michael Oliver.
Assistant VAR: Sian Massey-Ellis.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: December 1, 2021, 07:28:49 pm »
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: December 1, 2021, 07:30:23 pm »


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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: December 1, 2021, 07:33:15 pm »
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: December 1, 2021, 08:17:30 pm »
What a touch that is from Mane.

How has he missed that?

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: December 1, 2021, 08:17:37 pm »
0 the reds get us under way …boos ring out around Goodison

A mix up between tiny arms and Coleman results in a corner to us.  Coleman furious!


Matip is total,y free and heads just wide of the post!

A sitter!
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: December 1, 2021, 08:18:22 pm »
Wow, I'm stunned by that miss. What a ball it was from Trent by the way.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: December 1, 2021, 08:18:56 pm »
2 the reds pour into their area.

Jota crosses form the left and Mo puts it over the bar from 3 m

Too high really, but too low for his head.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: December 1, 2021, 08:20:10 pm »
The encouraging thing is their defence looks a mess, we just have to be ruthless.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: December 1, 2021, 08:22:48 pm »
5 Gray with a cross from the left of our area, just just cleared.

Now a corner to us.

Cleared, but six inches higher and it would have found two totally unmarked players.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: December 1, 2021, 08:24:04 pm »
8 Mane Toys with them on the edge of the area, cuts it back to Mo and his snap shot is well saved low down at the near post.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: December 1, 2021, 08:24:59 pm »
Oh my!

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: December 1, 2021, 08:25:12 pm »
9 0-1

Henderson


Some nice quick passing, Robbo played  in down the left of the area.

He cuts it back to the edge of the area, and his left footed curler beats Pickford.

Silence in Goodison 
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: December 1, 2021, 08:25:22 pm »
What a hit

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: December 1, 2021, 08:25:39 pm »
Get in Captain showing everyone else how to finish.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: December 1, 2021, 08:27:24 pm »
Hang on, no yellow for that?

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: December 1, 2021, 08:27:36 pm »
10 the reds break and there’s a fucking dreadful tackle on Jota

The ref waves play on

Doesn’t book him later!  Awful call.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: December 1, 2021, 08:27:47 pm »
Hang on, no yellow for that?

Are you really surprised?
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: December 1, 2021, 08:28:57 pm »
Are you really surprised?
No, but that wasn’t even debatable

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: December 1, 2021, 08:29:23 pm »
13 by the way.  Assume the word boo is ringing out when anything happens

(Lovely round of applause for Ava White in between though)


Good spell on the ball, for them, but Gray slices  a shot firm 20 yards well well wide.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 10'
« Reply #20 on: December 1, 2021, 08:31:19 pm »
14 Salah holds it up inthe area, to Jota, he plus it back to TAA who has a shot turned over

The corner is taken short and cleared



Over to Jill.


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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #21 on: December 1, 2021, 08:32:28 pm »
:lmao

First card I've seen for simulation this season. That was so blatant it couldn't be waved away

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #22 on: December 1, 2021, 08:32:33 pm »
15 Everton fans in anger as Townsend gets a yellow in a bit of action with Robbo.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #23 on: December 1, 2021, 08:33:26 pm »
Made up we got the early goal. Was a chance we could squander chances and allow their defence to settle. Here's hoping g for a quick second!
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #24 on: December 1, 2021, 08:34:11 pm »
17 Everton attacking for once and it takes a great bit of defensive action from Trent who deals with it really well.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #25 on: December 1, 2021, 08:35:21 pm »
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #26 on: December 1, 2021, 08:35:45 pm »
Fans leaving already? No!
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 1 Liverpool Hendo 9'
« Reply #27 on: December 1, 2021, 08:35:51 pm »
18 Goooaalll, Salah! A great ball behind the Everton defence Salah on his own chases the ball and despatches it into the corner of the  net.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #28 on: December 1, 2021, 08:36:29 pm »
Why are they leaving, its only 20 minutes gone.  :o :D
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #29 on: December 1, 2021, 08:37:17 pm »
Why are they leaving, its only 20 minutes gone.  :o :D
Toxic atmosphere

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #30 on: December 1, 2021, 08:38:13 pm »
21 That should have been an own goal and number 3, Everton do not know who to pick up. It's a most untypical defensive performance by a Rafa team.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #31 on: December 1, 2021, 08:39:51 pm »
22 Another corner for us this time from the left and as usual there is so much for us to attack, who exactly the Everton defenders are defending I do not have a clue. It drifts wide of the post anyway.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #32 on: December 1, 2021, 08:39:57 pm »
Amongst the boos, a song rings out for. Rafa ….

Form the away end. :lmao
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 11’
« Reply #33 on: December 1, 2021, 08:41:20 pm »
24 One of the few downsides about our performance has been Matip has been a bit careless with the ball, that gives Gray a half chance but we manage to defend it finally.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’
« Reply #34 on: December 1, 2021, 08:42:45 pm »
26 Just great pressing by us all over the pitch Everton just cannot get hold of the ball for any great length of time.
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« Reply #35 on: December 1, 2021, 08:44:02 pm »
Townsend gets the FK - how? He was holding Thiago

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’
« Reply #36 on: December 1, 2021, 08:44:38 pm »
28 Townsend doing what Everton only can to stop Thiago by pulling his jersey and bringing him to a stop. Already on a yellow card remember.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’
« Reply #37 on: December 1, 2021, 08:45:21 pm »
Alan falls over his own feet - naturally a FK is given

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’
« Reply #38 on: December 1, 2021, 08:45:25 pm »
Townsend gets the FK - how? He was holding Thiago

Officials feeling sorry for them possibly, giving the poor things a break?
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’
« Reply #39 on: December 1, 2021, 08:46:36 pm »
30 A great piece of action by Hendo there, bullying Coleman and winning the throw in.

Over to Sir Bob.
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